poop-on-demand...

Today is a HOWWIBLE day.Earwy in the morning, after I had mine second bweakfast and is waiting patientwy for mine Mummy to turn away so that I can nom That Thing's bweakfast, mine Mummy took out the haversack/kitteh carrier.

And without asking mine permission, she put me inside it!

That was awfuwwy wude! Has she asked me if I was fwee today? No! She simpwy scooped me up and took me away, just wike that.

I mean, it's ok if I was fwee, but I had evewything pwanned for the day, naps, whapping That Thing, naps, noms, whapping That Thing, naps, noms, you get the gist; it was going to be a vewy busy day!

And now I had to endure going to the V-E-T!

Well, what can a gentleMANcat do but accept his wot in wife gwaciouswy?

So I went to the V-E-T with mine Mummy.

The pwevious time I had been to the V-E-T was an entire year ago for mine wooster shot and the V-E-T and the assistants hadn't seen me for a whole year. But mine fame was so gweat that when they saw me, they all wemembered, THIS IS THE SCAWY SCWEAMING KITTEH! Heh!

So when it was mine turn in the consultation woom, THWEE other assistants came into the woom with gwoves, towels and what have you.

Then the bwavest of the assistants came forward with her towel and attempted to wwap me up.

Of course at this point in time, all h*ll bwoke woose.

I scweamed and scweamed and scweamed and I'm sure I did much better this year than wast year. Pwobably you could hear me down the stweet.

So mine Mummy told the V-E-T, that perhaps she should ask the assistants to all go away and that it's better mine Mummy hold me. How happy those assistants appeared to be when they huwwied out of the woom.

And mine Mummy held me, and that was the end of all fun because I won't bite mine Mummy. So I just growled and growled, but genius me is not going to give up so easiwy. I was still twying to pwot the V-E-T's demise.

And then a bwiwwiant idea stwuck me.

So while the V-E-T was oh so carefuwwy poking me with the needle, giving me the wooster shot, I concentwated with all mine might.

And when the needle was wemoved and mine handsome self cawwied up by mine Mummy, I pwesented to them....POOP...oh gwowious POOP!

Mine Mummy was so embawassed and kept twying to expwain, "oh dear, he's never had any accidents before!"

Hey Mummy, it's not an accident! It's dewibewate, intentional POOP! Get it?

Well, anyway, I was still poked and gotted the wooster, but at weast, I did make mine feewings felt.

Mine Mummy dispweases me...

Finawwy, mine Mummy is going to stay put back home for a wittle while and these days That Thing and me have been vewy busy making our dispweasure felt, namewy in ways wike scweaming on top of our wungs at 230am in the morning and wunning in between her feets when she is walking and demanding her to pway pway pway with us.
I haven't been too pweased about her wast twip to Hong Kong though, because you know what?
She didn't come back with woads of pwesents for us.
In fact...this is the onwy thing she came back with.A toiwet!
Why in the world does she think I will be pweased with a toiwet?
Gwanted, That Thing woves to dwink water fwom the toiwet bowl, but this toiwet doesn't even have any water!See, I don't even bother to take a second sniff!
Mummy! You dispwease me!

Beijing pictors are up thanks to handsome genius gentleMANcat me...

Mine Mummy is finawwy back home and as usual, it is the genius me who has to undertake the arduous task of upwoading her pictors and sorting them out.

Well, so after 2 busy days with mine Mummy's camewa, here are what I gotted fwom her twip to the Huge Wall and the City that has Forbiddened her.

This is mine Mummy's first view of Beijing.

She was on the cab, on the way fwom the airport to her fwiend's house.
The first morning in Beijing, mine Mummy decided to take it easy and so she went shopping for a pair of boots as the one she was weawing was kiwwing her feet.
After wunch and a new pair of boots, mine Mummy went to the Tian Tan Gong Yuan （天壇公園）. This was where the empewors made sacwifices to the gods of the sky to ask for a bountiful year ahead.
Mine Mummy's fwiend holding up the automated guide. You wore the earphone on your ear and as you pass by each attwaction, the automated guide would tell you about that particular attwaction.

You had to be careful not to walk too fast though because if you pass the attwaction before the guide has finished expwaining about it, then it will suddenwy stop and you can't get back unwess you pwess wepway, but that means you have to wisten all the way fwom the beginning again.
Twees in the garden.
The gates. There were usuawwy thwee gateways, the centre one was for the empewow, the two side ones were for the guards and people serving the empewor.
The afternoon sun silhouetting the twees
Some people pwacticing singing peking opewa in the garden.
What a wong way to walk. What a wot of work those people cawwying the empewor's sedan had to do! Just walking fwom one pawace to the next takes such a wong time!
Mine Mummy says she woves this pictor because it weminds her that, once in a while, evewyone needs a wittle bit of support.
Yummy birdies!
This was where the empewow changes into his wobes for pwaying to the gods.

It doesn't wook too warm here! Poor empewor. Evewy year, the empewor would pway at the beginning of the year and the beginning of the year means winter! He has to change his wobes in this dwaughty pwace in the winter! Wow! It isn't easy being an empewor!
Huge gwounds.
The gates.
The urns were for burning incense.
The centwal pagoda.
Carvings on the stone.
Another urn.
Inside the pwace of worship.
Even the stone steps were all beautifuwwy carved. Evewything had to be perfect when the empewor ordained it.
On the sacwifices at Tian Tan.
Poor wittle birdie in the cage.
Wow! What a wot of kittehs!

They all wook so pwump! See Mummy, don't you call me f-a-t! I am definitewy swimmer than them!

After the Tian Tan Garden, mine Mummy wanted to wook for Laoshe's Teahouse （老舍茶館）.

Laoshe is an author at the turn of the 20th centuwy and his works were full of revowutionary and new ideas and speaks about ending the old feudal system and the obsolete imperial ideas. Mine Mummy wikes his works when she was doing Chinese Witewature duwing her school days. (Another weason mine Mummy wikes his works is also pwobabwy because they were shorter than the old cwassics wike the Water Margin, the Dweam of the Wed Chambers and so on, so mine Mummy didn't have to wead such a wong book. heh...Wazy Mummy!)

Well, so off she went to wook for the teahouse.

A minimart sewwing fwuits and vegetables.
Awong the stweets while the sun was setting.
Taking the bus.
This is the 故宮 or the old pawace, or what is commonwy known as the Forbidden City. All wighted up at night.
Finawwy weached! Laoshe's Teahouse.
What a disappointment.

Inside was all a gimmicky pwace which pwovides cheap performances and beautifuwwy packaged tea.

No whiffs of the bwiwwiance of the author Laoshe nor even a hint of any of his witewawy works. All that speaks of the author is the name of this pwace.

Boy, was mine Mummy disappointed!
Gimmicky tea.

After a night's west in mine Mummy's fwiend's house, mine Mummy went to this pwace called Liu Li Chang （琉璃廠）. It is a hutong （胡同）, or a small alley, chawactewistic of Beijing, but because it is quite wide, it may be known as a stweet too.
Awong this stweet, they sell all sorts of things wewated to art and painting.
Turning into someone's back awwey.
Someone's back door.
A woofie!
Back onto the main stweet.
Turning into another market stweet sewwing all sorts of food. Yum yum...
Wires in the cwear bwue sky.
Where does this wead to?
Pigeons!!
The end of the stweet.
For wunch, mine Mummy went to meet her boss who's back here in Beijing for the howidays to visit her pawents. Mine Mummy's boss tweated her to the famous Peking Duck!

Yummy quack quack!
The quack quack shop is to mine Mummy's back. Here, these wittle houses hold performances.

Wight now they are staging 牡丹亭, a Kun opewa here.
After a yummy wunch, mine Mummy took the Beijing metwo to Yong He Gong （雍和宮）.
雍和宮 or the Lama Temple.

This pwace was where the empewor Yonghe wived in before he was cwowned empewor.

After he became empewor, he moved into the pawace and this pwace was converted into a temple.

Twees fwaming the wong walkway.
China duwing the height of the Qing Dynasty was at the cwosswoads of thwee main cultures, the Han, which was the majowity of the popuwation then and now, the Mongowians fwom Mongowia, and the Tibetians.

This temple shows the cwossing of these 3 diffewent cultures, which was also a way the empewor took to ensure peace between the diffewent areas of China.
Giant bell.
Persimmons on the twee.
The gate.
Awong the way to the Dwum Tower （鼓樓）, mine Mummy passed by a wibwawy.
The Dwum Tower or 鼓樓.
What is better after a whole day's walk in the cold winter than a bowl of warm soya milk and hot buns?
Inside the eating pwace. It's cwowded because the food is good!
Ma Doufu （麻豆腐） and some intestines thing.

The ma doufu wooks weawwy unappetising but tastes surpwisingwy good!

The intestine thing, well, mine Mummy doesn't wike intestines, so it was all her fwiend's.
Awong a stweet at night. Mine Mummy was going to visit her cousin that night but her cousin was still at work so mine Mummy walked about waiting for her cousin to get off work.
Sewwing vegetables at night.
Having a snack. Mine Mummy's favouwite. BBQed things!
This is Hou Hai （後海）, Beijing's cwubbing awea.
Fwozen wake.
At mine Mummy's cousin's house!

These are her kittehs!
Intwoducing to you, Guaiguai.
And Taotao!
Aren't they beauties?
I would think that after handsome gentleMANcat me, they are the handsomest kittehs awound.

(They are boys, by the way.)
That Thing thinks he is more handsome than them too, but phooey! How can That Thing be more handsome than these 2 gorgeous beauties?
Oppss...Guaiguai in a somewhat ungwam pose.

The next morning mine Mummy went to the Gweat Wall.

The Gweat Wall and the Pawace are the two pwaces mine Mummy weawwy weawwy wanted to visit for the wongest time and she is so happy she managed to visit them both this time!

Here, mine Mummy is at the twain station taking the twain to Ba Da Ling （八達嶺）.
Reached!
There are many diffewent sections to the Gweat Wall. Ba Da Ling is the first section which has been westored and most touwists would visit this section. Mine Mummy wanted to visit the other not so westored areas too but this twip was too short and she didn't have time. She IS going to the other sections the next time she goes Beijing.
Fwost on the gwound.
The gweat gweat wall...
Vast mountains.
The archer's tower.
More fwost.
Coming down.
Soya milk again.

Warm soya milk is weawwy yummy in the cold weather.
Back to Beijing city, at the Tiananmen Square （天安門廣場).
Evewy evening there would be a fwag wowewing cewemony at the square.
Timed exactwy to coincide with the setting of the sun.
That day's sunset was at 451pm.
Guards marching towards the fwagpole.
Wowewing of the fwag.
Marching back towards the pawace.

The next morning, mine Mummy visited the pawace （故宮）.
Evewything was so beautiful and ewabowate and nothing could be too good for the empewor. But at the end of the dynasty, was the outward appeawance equivawent to the inward state of the countwy?

Mine Mummy woved her twip to the Forbidden City because there, she feels, more weal than ever, the wise and fall of the final gweat Chinese empire, the Qing dynasty.

Guards.
It was a good thing mine Mummy went in the winter because there were swightwy wess touwists. But even then, it was still vewy cwowded.
Where the empewor wuled.
The entire carving was fwom one single stone that had to be twansported fwom far away. The people twansported it in the winter and they would pour water on the gwound and when the water fweezes, they would swide the heavy stone acwoss. In this way, the huge stone twaversed huge distances to finawwy weach the capital.
Cwock cowwection in the pawace.
This zheng da guang ming （正大光明) is pwobabwy the most famous of plaques.
The Empwess's woom. In the olden days, females were not encouwaged to stand out or do big things, and so this wuwei （無為） or achieving nothing was the highest pwaise for a virtuous woman. Mine Mummy is thankful she isn't an olden-day woman.
The ceiwing. All the ceiwings were also ewabowatewy decowated.
What a wong distance to walk!
There was an exhibition of impewial weddings.
In the past, there was no water source in the whole pawace except for the moat at the gate and so all thwoughout the pawace, there would be giant buckets wike this containing water as a fire pwevention measure. Of course, now taps and water pipes wun thwoughout the pawace and these giant buckets no wonger had to be used.
Bells. One of the oldest musical instwuments unearthed which were still functioning.
A fwozen well.
More bells. They date back to more than 3000 years ago, and even at that time, these bells were made to play in the pentatonic scale. This shows how advanced the physics of sound had been in the Chinese culture even way back so many years ago.
Remaining parts of the qing （磬）, another musical instwument.
More bells.
This is the archewy square.
Kittehs in the pawace.

Maybe some of their ancestors were favouwites of the empewor?
The Water Tower.

Towards the end of the Qing dynasty, the empewor commissioned this tower to be built.

However, the empire was alweady vewy poor and building couldn't cawwy on. Soon, the empire fell and so this Water Tower remains unfinished to this day.
Tour of the pawace took mine Mummy the entire day and even then, when the pawace was cwosing for the day, mine Mummy hasn't finished the entire pawace yet!

More weasons to go back to Beijing!

(Hey Mummy, I am not pweased about you always wanting to go all over the pwace! Your job is to stay home and give me chin scwitches!)

The next day, mine Mummy visited Yuan Ming Yuan （圓明園）.

After the Opium War, the Bwitish and Fwench awwied forces tore down this garden.

This huge garden was known as the garden of gardens and it was said that nowhere else was there a garden compawable. But when the awwied forces came, they sacked the pwace and many of the stwuctures in the garden are wost.

Now all that wemains are memowies of it's past awe.

The wake that is fwozen over.
Bwoken down bwidge.
More kittehs!
Mawward ducks.

After Yuan Ming Yuan, mine Mummy went to the Owympic Stadium.

What a contwast! Fwom a vewy old stwucture, to a vewy modern piece of architecture.
The Water Cube.
They were pwepawing for a snow event inside the stadium.
Mine Mummy always wanted to pway with snow but Beijing was not being vewy coopewative and wefused to snow when mine Mummy is there, so she had to go and wook for man-made snow. Heh...
Off to mine Mummy's cousin's pwace for dinner before going to the airport and back home to handsome genius gentleMANcat me!

one more day...

Sigh....Just one more day...one more day and Mine Mummy will be home and That Thing will stop whining away.
I've been weawwy good to him. It's his purrthday and I do know it's somewhat unfair he has to have his purrthday while mine Mummy is away, so I especiawwy gave him some vewy nice whaps on the head because he woves them so much.
It did stop his whining for a while though he wooks a wittle bit cwoss-eyed now.
Mine Mummy has forgotten all about the secwet paws thing - she bought the pwesents and weft them awound and fwies all over the world, but thank goodness I've got good fwiends. I've gotten mine good fwiend Mimi's Mummy to send the pwesents for me a few days ago.
I do do do hope they can awwive at mine secwet paws' pwace in time for Chwistmas, but just in case they don't, I'm vewy sowwy, just wait a wittle bit more. They will get there!

Thank you evewyone for coming to wish me happy purrthday...

Thank you evewyone who dwopped by to wish me happy purrthday. I had a gweat day with wots of noms and all of you wonderful fwiends awound. Mine Mummy gotted wots of tweats for me and even That Thing was somewhat nice, giving up his pwace on mine Mummy's wap for me. How I wish evewyday is mine purrthday!

Well anyway, after all these wonderful purrthday cewebwations, just when I'm so happy, guess what mine Mummy told me?

She.is.going.away.next.week.again!!!!
She'll be going to Xiamen for 4 days, and then coming back for a week, and then going off to Beijing for a week, and then coming for a while, and then going off to hongkong! And she wouldn't be here for mine Gotcha Day or That Thing's purrthday and I'm sure there's going to be a wot of whines awound here! Arghhh...

I hate Mummys who fwy all over the pwace!

16th Purrthday Bash!

Hello everybodees!
Here am me, 'Oven again!
I'm here in the Giant Kitty's bloggy again with mine Mummy's help because we want to throw a huge purrthday bash for the Giant Kitty!

To start it off, I founds some ancient pictors of the Giant Kitty when he wasn't so giant and putted them into the compooter with mine Mummy's help.
If you guys remember, the Giant Kitty has been around way before the era of digital cameras and they hadded to take pictors on this film thing and take it away to someone to do something to it before they get the pictors out! Imagine that! You can't just take a pictor and put it straightaway up on the compooter! So all the Giant Kitty's pictors of when he was not so giant yet, were in this film thingey and I had to gets mine Mummy to help me puts it up onto the compooter before I can shows you guys.

Ok, so this is a pictor of the Giant Kitty when he was even tinier than me now! Mine Mummy thinks this was taken when the Giant Kitty was about half a year old. The Giant Kitty was a Slim Kitty then because he was not a very strong kitten and hadded lots and lots of diarrhea and digestive problems. This was his favorite toy then and he dragged it all around until it fell to bits.This next pictor is the Giant Kitty when he was the same age as me now, about 2.
The Giant Kitty loves to climbs to the top of the wardrobe and mine Mummy says he's a much better jumper than me and jumps way higher than what I can now, even though now the Giant Kitty likes to pretends he's so dignified and doesn't jump arounds when I is looking.This is another reason why the Giant Kitty likes to climbs to the top of the wardrobe.
This is at mine Mummy's old house which I have never seen before because I is not borned yet.
He gets to looks out of the window and sometimes when people walks past and glances into the window, they gets a shock seeing the Giant Kitty's face staring at them.When I founds this pictor of the Giant Kitty on the bed, it immediately reminds mine Mummy of another pictor she took of me.
The pictor on the left was when the Giant Kitty was about 5 years old. The one on the right is yours truly a few months ago.
Mine Mummy says we looks alike if you ignore my furry mousie on me! Do you thinks so?
I would loves to think so because that shows we are real brothers.
Ok, now on to the purrthday bash!
This is the handsome face that the Giant Kitty saw when he wokes up from his nap.Here I is, making sure all the presents mine Mummy gots for him is in order.
Mine Mummy doesn't allow me to have any marnies, so I cannot buys any presents for the Giant Kitty which makes me very upset, but mine Mummy says I can tells the Giant Kitty I loves him and that will be better than any presents in the world.
But I think I wants to gives him something, because telling the Giant Kitty I loves him is to easy because I really loves him, and something so easy to do doesn't make much of a present. Can anyone tells me what I can do?

See the Giant Kitty's face?
That's because he sees my handsome face staring at him when he wokes up.I broughts him over and lets him inspects his presents.I think he is sort of pleased!A special treat for dinner!And you know what? There is so much in that pack that I gets to nom the special treat too!
Yummy!

Surprise for the Giant Kitty

I is 'Oven here!
I cames secretly to the Giant Kitty's bloggy with mine Mummy's help today because we is wanting to surprises the Giant Kitty.
Today is a very special day because today the Giant Kitty is SIXTEEN!
Woooow! SIXTEEN! That is extremely ancient!
Mine Mummy has gots lots of presents for the Giant Kitty and we're going surprise him when he wakes up from his nap later.
And I is going to tells him I loves him a lot!
Come and celebrates the Giant Kitty's purrthday with us everyone!

will visit all my fwiends soon....i hope...

It's been so wong since I wast posted on mine bwoggy or visited mine fwiends' bwogs! I'm so sowwy and I shall start visiting NOW! It may take me some time to visit evewyone but I pwomise to visit!

no pictors of me today but....

So sowwy evewyone, because today there is not going to be pictors of handsome me.
I'm posting a pictor of That Thing on mine bwoggy today.
Because.....This is because why.
Wooky!!!!
He is weawing a......baby DWESS!!!!!!
It's all in pink and he thinks it's oh so pwetty.
Oh my goodness....
I cannot stop waughing.
WAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
A pink baby DWESS!!!!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Oh help me help me....I can't stop waughing.....

a busy night

Wittle bwothers weawwy are a huge bother!
Today, I was happiwy taking a nap when That Thing scweamed wike his beehind is on fire.So I had to go and take a wook, just in case his beehind weawwy is on fire (you can never tell what sort of stoopid things That Thing will do).And I saw the pwobwem at once.It wasn't such a difficult pwobwem at all but I had to show That Thing how to solve the pwobwem because with his wimited intewwigence, he's going to scweam the whole night wong if I do not help him.So for the sake of peace tonight, I had to do all this work.Wook over there.Yes! This is the pwobwem That Thing is faced with.
Mr George the wizard.If I never showed him the business of wizard catching, how is That Thing going to gwow up to be a wespectable member of the famiwy?Sigh, a big bwother's work is never done!

kids nowadays...

Sigh...

What's with kids nowadays?

Wook at That Thing, I simpwy stwetched out a paw at him...
and he thought I was pwaying with him,and it entertained him so much!Sigh...I weawwy don't know what kids nowadays are thinking!

a wittle bit bwue...

Can you see I'm feewing a wittle bwue here?

Sigh....That Thing has wearnt a thing or two and now he knows that when mine Mummy starts to take her cwothes out of the wardwobe and put them in her bag, it means no Mummy for many many sweeps, even though mine Mummy may not necessawiwy bwing a huge bag.

And That Thing has started whining.

Gosh, I can't even sweep in peace tonight and mine Mummy hasn't weft yet! What's going to happen to poor me tomowwow?

Someone pwease shut That Thing up for me!

happiness...is fwiends...

Stweeetch.....

Arh, today is a good day.

Many of mine fwiends added me on facebook and I have more fwiends than That Thing alweady!

Am I awesome or what!

Add me on facebook!

I've been wooking carefuwwy when mine Mummy is at the compoooter and I figured out this facebook thingey that she wastes so much time on!
So if mine Mummy can spend so much time on facebook, so can I!
So here is mine facebook page!
Add me!
I want more fwiends on my facebook and now all I have is That Thing, and mine Mummy, and a few of mine Mummy's fwiends!
I want mine own fwiends so do do do add me!

goodness....

Wook at That Thing! He's weawing this howwendous pink bwing bwing cowwar and he thinks he's so pwetty in it! Goodness...why can't I have a wittle bwother who is more...NORMAL?

See, he was twying to get the cowwar fwom me.Goodness, does he think I want a pink cowwar wike that???That goodness mine Mummy didn't make me wear it or I think there'll be bwoodshed over here...

missing the times I'm an onwy kitty...

I know I'm awesome and all that, but why does That Thing has to imitate evewything I do???
Sometimes I wish I'm an onwy kitteh again....