mine gotcha day...

Sigh....
Today is mine 15th Gotcha Day...And I'm going to be all awone.
With That whiny Thing.
Sigh....

I wish for a QUIET and peaceful Chwistmas...

It's been 2 days since mine Mummy weft, and you know what? That Thing has not stopped cwying!!!
Darn, it's the Chwistmas eve and I have to spend it with a whiny Thing!
I think I shall take Daisy's advice,and take wots and wots of naps...
until mine Mummy comes home.
Zzzzzz......
Oh, and Mewwy Chwistmas to all. I hope evewyone of you has a much nicer Chwistmas than I do.

the beginning of the end...

As you can see, I'm not wooking happy at all.
This, is the beginning of the end.I gave the Huge Bag many many GIANT hisses and put the biteys on it, but it wasn't scared of me and it didn't go away and hide.
Sigh...
Mine Mummy is fwying off water today.

More than 3 weeks with That whiny Thing.
Poor poor me.
Well, I shall just wook at these wonderful gweeting cards mine good fwiends have sent me to console mineself.Do come often and keep me company these 3 weeks ya!

secwet paws...and bad news...

Finawwy!
Mine wazy Mummy has gone out with mine orders and gotted mine secwet paws her pwesent!
Sowwy to mine secwet paw if you've to wait a while before you get your pwesent. Mine Mummy is weawwy hopewess. But anyway, the bean at the post office said that it should awwive in 4-6 days time.
I do hope mine secwet paw will wike what I gotted!

And now for the weawwy BAD news.
Mine Mummy is deserting me in 2 days time!
I weawwy think I'm detesting the word CHINA and HONGKONG now.
Why does mine Mummy have to keep on going to China and Hongkong?
Oh, and she says she is so happy she gets to spend more than 3 weeks with her teacher!
With her teacher! How can her teacher be more important than me for goodness sake!
Now I wonder how I am going to put up with That Thing whining for more than 3 weeks!
Poor me....

That Thing and the toiwet...

Not that I want to tell tales of That Thing just a day before his purrthday, but do you know what he did?!
This morning I was sweeping peacefuwwy and dweaming of cans of stinky goodness and wots and wots of BBQ pork when I heard swurping sounds coming fwom the toiwet.
Mine Mummy never makes swurping sounds when she uses the toiwet, so I had to get up and investigate.
And you know what I saw?
That Thing....That Thing...was dwinking for all he's worth, fwom the toiwet bowl!
EEEUUGGHHH!!!!!!
Wemind me never ever ever to kiss him.

some ideas wequired...

Hey everyone! I'm sure you've all missed my handsome face! So here's some handsomeness for you!
Mine Mummy finawwy has her wecital done with so she's got a wittle more time to bweathe for the time being and I finawwy can get onto the compoooter!
I missed you all so!
Now there's something I need to ask you guys.
That Thing is turning 1 in 2 days time! What do you think I should do?
Not that I'm buddies with him or anything, no no no, don't misunderstand anything, but well, since he's been so nice to thwow me a party for mine 15th purrthday, do you guys think I should do something for him?
What should I do?
Now this weawwy wequires a genius mind.