cwoset thing...

That Thing jumped into the cwoset and did not answer when mine Mummy called him.
Siwwy Thing!
I knew where he was but mine Mummy never asked me nicewy.
So mine Mummy gotted herself into a fwenzy because she thought he's disappeared into thin air.
It was actuawwy quite funny to see mine Mummy searching high and wow for him. Ha.
Which is why I say I'm a genius and he is a siwwy Thing.
I would definitewy answer mine Mummy when she calls.

Mine Mummy's fwiend came today, and when she saw me, she said I'm thinner than the wast time she saw me!
Did you hear that Mummy? Fill up mine food bowl!
The V-E-T needed her eyes checked when she called me pudgy!