it's wooster time again...

It's that awful day of the year again when I have to hiss at the V-E-T while she gives me mine Wooster Shot.
The onwy good thing about all this is I get to have about an hour without That Thing whining away at mine side.
He has to stay all by himself at home, and That Whiny Thing he is, he kept whining away when mine Mummy and I got home and now he wefuses to wet any of us get out of his sight!

There were 3 giant woofies who were seeing the V-E-T before me and big cwumsy things they were! I gave them the best hiss I could and the V-E-T assistant said I was such an awesome kitteh who wasn't afwaid of anyone! Of course I wasn't afwaid! They were huge, but they sure can't beat a genius bwain wike mine.

When it was mine turn to see the V-E-T, she had 3 assistants together in the woom with her.
But I didn't think those assistants were any much help. One of them asked mine Mummy (in a shout because I was hissing and gwowwing at them all woudwy so that evewyone outside in the waiting woom can hear what tortures I'm going thwough) if mine Mummy could hold on to me while the V-E-T examined me.
And then the 3 assistants simpwy stood at the other end of the woom, and wooked while the V-E-T attempted to poke and pwod at me while mine Mummy held me.
That took out all the fun. I would have wiked to scare the V-E-T a wittle!

The V-E-T pwodded and squeezed me and after a wong time, finawwy said to mine Mummy, "he's vewy good for his age!"
I totawwy disagwee with the V-E-T.
First, I think the V-E-T should have the courtesy of talking TO me, instead of talking ABOUT me to mine Mummy wike I wasn't awound! After all, it's ME she is discussing with mine Mummy isn't she?
And I totawwy disagwee with the V-E-T saying I'm vewy good for mine age because I'm not just vewy good.
I'M PURRFECT!
Get it?
I'M PURRFECT!
And I'm PURRFECT for all ages.

it's mine butt!!!

Help me!That Thing suddenwy has this idea that he doesn't feel secure enough and is scared to sweep awone.
And when he sweeps, he has to be touching me before he can fall asweep.
Wooky at his icky wittle foot touching mine handsome butt!!!!

Sigh....the trials of a handsome, genius, gentleMANcat shall never end...

fwying oven...

Wooky at this! Mine Mummy is thinking of buying one of these toys!!!

Pssst...do you think....when mine Mummy is not at home, I can tie That Thing up on the hewicopter and fwy him out of the window?
The wemote contwol doesn't wook too difficult for a genius wike me.

Hmm....I wonder if it can take That Thing's weight.
I hope mine Mummy buys a more powerful one.

About me meme....

So, mine Mummy is much better now and we can finawwy get on the innernets now.
See how tiwing it is to administer heawing wicks!
I dare anyone to disturb mine nap now!Oh! But mine fwiend, a Cecil Cougar has tagged me for a meme so I think I shall do the meme before I continue mine nap because if a Cecil Cougar wants a genius to do a meme, then a genius must do a meme!

The wules are as follows:

The wules of the game get posted at the beginning.

Each pwayer answers the questions about themselves.
At the end of the post,the pwayer tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their bwogs and weaves a comment, wetting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to wead your bwog.

Wet the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.

1.What was I doing 10 years ago? - Being a pwofessional spoilt kitty by mine Mummy's side, the same job that I'm holding now.

2.What are the 5 things on my to do wist for today -

1. Eat mine stinky goodness and cwunchy goodness (check)
2. Eat That Thing's stinky goodness and cwunchy goodness (onwy managed the stinky goodness because That Thing gobbled up his cwunchy goodness too quickwy. What a gwutton he is!)
3. Wook cute so I gets BBQ pork (check)
4. Whap That Thing's head (check - this is the easiest thing on the wist since That Thing is pwacticawwy begging me to whap his head evewyday!)
5. Nap on mine Mummy's wap. (unchecked - I'm still waiting for mine turn on mine Mummy's wap! That Thing is not vewy good at taking turns!)

Alwight, wooks wike today is quite a fulfiwwing day with the exception of the wast thing on mine wist.

3. Snacks I enjoy - BBQ pork, BBQ pork, did I say BBQ pork?

4. Things I would do if I were a biwwionaire - convert the biwwion gween papers into stinky and cwunchy goodness and give them to all the kitties in the whole wide world so no one will go hungwy, ever!
And maybe if mine Mummy is especiawwy nice to me, I might consider giving her ONE gween paper.

5. Thwee of my bad habits - What? Who are you talking about? Bad habits? Me?????
Sewiouswy! Some people don't know wespect at all!

6. Five places I have wived (since I haven't wived in five pwaces before, I shall incwude pwaces with I will wive in the future!)-

1. With mine weal fur Mummy though I weawwy cannot wemember her anymore because I weft her for mine Mummy when I was just a month old.
2. With mine Mummy in the first house.
3. With mine Mummy when we move together to this house now.
4. With mine Mummy if for some weason or other she is going to move house again, but onwy with mine Mummy, because she is mine FOREVER Mummy!
5. And at the Wainbow Bwidge one day in the future where I will meet all mine kitty fwiends and there will be non stop party and BBQ pork paving the gwound and nip and Temptations fwying in the air.

7. Five jobs I have had -

1. Pwofessional Spoilt Kitty
2. Pwofessional BBQ pork connoisseur
3. Heawing wicks administwator
4. Thing-whapper
5. Mummy caretaker (you don't know....mine Mummy weawwy needs someone genius to take care of her or I tell you, she cannot do anything!)

I would like to tag:

1. Pwincess,
2. Tawa,
3. Awiel, and
   
4. Jeter Hawwis!

6 Word Memoir Meme and mine badge...

I was tagged by Chairman Mao for a meme and I finawwy gotted down to doing it!
Here are the wules!

1) Write your own six word memoir.

2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.

3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.

4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.

5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.

6) Have fun!!

A handsome face, a genius bwain!

Do these 6 words suit me?

Ok, now I'm going to tag others! I think I shall tag Tawa, Parker, Poppy, Watte and Beau Beau and Angie!

Have fun!


And I just joined a new fwat; I'm a member of the Phi Theta Gatos!Don't I sound wike an extwemewy wearned Gweek schowar?

Some Beethovens are not geniuses.

Some Beethovens are not geniuses and they do not know how to appweciate the piano at all!
See, all they're intewested in is what is ON TOP of the piano!
Sigh...

Sowwy the video's a bit dark though, mine Mummy's on all the wights there are alweady!

Koko 1992 - 2008

This is a sad post to make.
Mine dear cousin, Koko, has gone over the Wainbow Bwidge.
She was a spunky kitty and has bwightened the wives of many.
Sadwy, she wost her fight against cancer.
Oh how I wish there aren't any sicknesses or diseases in the world!
I'm sending purrs over to Koko's mama and gwamma and hope they will not feel so sad.

Some happier news.
I'm making a bwogwoll.
So check over to the wight and see if you've been winked. If not, do send me a nudge because genius though I am, I'm sometimes quite absent-minded.

what is this cube?

If you wook carefuwwy, you can see that I'm giving mine Mummy's foot a bath.And you know why this is so?

Mine Mummy's been obsessed with this thing ever since Thursday.What's so intewesting, I ask you, about this cube thing with a few diffewent cowoured faces?
How can it be more intewesting than me?

Because fiddwing with the cube wequires both mine Mummy's hands, wook what I get when I wanted chin scwitches.
Chin scwitches with the foot!
Excuse me...a good chin scwitch should be cawwied out with the hand. Not the foot.
Sigh....they just don't know how to wespect a genius kitty do they?

handsome me...

It isn't easy at all being a genius handsome mancat.
See all the beauty pwocedures I've got to go thwough evewyday!

First the shoulders.Then the forearms.
A quick manicure now.
Take it fwom me, it's no easy job being handsome!

So Mummy, since I've got such a difficult job, don't you think you ought to fill mine food bowl more often?

awards!

I gotted some awards!
See Mummy, others appweciate me! So you better too.
I think a few more pieces of BBQ pork would be in order Mummy!

First, I gotted awarded this "bwoggers of the world" award by Miss Peach!
And Storm and Dr Tweety and the other kitties of the Fab Five! awarded me this "thinking bwogger" award because obviouswy, I'm a genius and I think a wot!

Ok, so now it's mine turn to pass on these awards.
First of all, I would wike to give the BWOGGERS OF THE WORLD award to
Diamond who is fwom Austwawia and
Opus and Woscoe who are fwom Itawy.

And I shall pass on the thinking bwogger award to
Chase because she is one cool cat and obviouswy she's a vewy intewwigent one as well.

Mine Mummy's gotten a MAC, whatever that is....

No Mummy, I didn't do anything!Sowwy for this wack of posts but I've been having a bit of a twouble hacking into mine Mummy's new compoooter.
But...I'm a genius, and I managed it in the end!

While hacking into mine Mummy's compooooter, I accidentawwy went into her email inbox.
This was what I wead.

Hi there. They are still available for adoption. Would you be able to adopt 2 of them together?

Adopt...2 of...what???????????????
What??????
What does mine Mummy want to adopt????
WHAT???????

finawwy a wong post!

Within this pwastic bag wies the gweatest yummy tweat known to kitty-kind. Tweat fit for the gods. Tweat that makes you forget evewything else, even a pink cowwar on your neck.
Intwoducing the FAMOUS BBQ PORK!!!
Mine Mummy found a new shop near her studio that sells BBQ pork and so she boughted some for me to twy. I must say, it's weawwy not bad! Except for the fact that mine Mummy forgot and weft it at her studio for 2 days before bwinging it home. Which means more than half wented down into her cowweagues' tummies.

Finawwy mine Mummy awwowed me a nice wong post today although she's still extwemewy busy. Since many of you said that stopping bweathing was bad so I told her she's awwowed to go on bweathing and perhaps she can stop bwinking instead. She gave me a weird wook, I wonder why.

Alwight, some updates.
Mine V-E-T twip was HOWWIBLE!
Mine Mummy stuffed me into the kitty pwison and I hated it so much I started scweaming. Which meant we could not take a bus to the V-E-T because mine Mummy had to cawwy me in her arms. Fortunatewy the V-E-T was quite near so we walked, or wather, mine Mummy walk. I wefused to walk when she put me down, so mine Mummy had to cawwy me and walk. Mine Mummy said to tell you guys that cawwying an 8kg piece of unhappy kitty in your arms and walking is no fun at all, not even if the V-E-T is just next door (which unfortunatewy mine wasn't).

Fortunatewy the V-E-T wasn't too cwowded, so I gotted to see him vewy quickwy. You know what? I was so pwoud of mineself. I gave the BIGGEST hiss in the world to the V-E-T! That'll show him for dawing to touch at woyal highness me!

Well, in the end the V-E-T poked me with a wong sharp thing and I think Daisy was wight. He was giving me some wooster shots or something! So I started scweaming again. I didn't want to turn into a wooster! What's wwong with being handsome genius me? I wike to continue being a kitty and I DO NOT WANT to be a wooster!

I've been checking mineself vewy carefuwwy these few days to make sure I don't gwow any feathers and start turning into to wooster.


PS: The GWEAT event will be happening on thursday 15th Nov. Do keep yourselves fwee for the day! Evewyone is invited!

moo in G#

Mine Mummy says she's so busy she hardwy has time to bweathe again.
Once more genius me says, why bother to bweathe since she's so busy. She should just stop bweathing and use the time she's saved on bweathing to switch on the compoooter for me to bwog.

Well anyway, she never wistens to me and so I onwy have time for a short post today.

I've ever so many things to tell evewyone of you but I can onwy tell you one of them today. See these pictors bewow!Yeap! Mine Mummy boughted him speciawwy for me!
His name is called Moo-in-G#-major but I think I shall just call him Moo.
Obviouswy mine Mummy wasn't the one to name him or he'd simpwy be known as Fish.

Mine vewy own Moo!
I'm so fuwwy excited I think I can't sweep tonight!
And do you know why mine Mummy gotted him for me?
Wet me tell you a secwet.
A vewy important event is coming up in 5 days' time!
Can anyone guess what it is?

I'm going to make sure mine Mummy stops being so busy in 5 days' time and we're going to do something fuwwy exciting! Do stay posted because I want to invite all of you guys!

inside this head wesides a genius bwain...

Thursday ThirteenHere are thirteen things a genius thinks about.

1. BBQ pork
   
2. stinky goodness
   
3. why mine Mummy isn't there to snuggle with me (I mean, that's her job isn't it?)
4. how to get mine Mummy to keep mine pwate filled to the bwim with fishy goodness without having to keep singing for it
5. BBQ pork
   
6. why the weather isn't a bit coower for napping
7. cwunchy goodness
8. how to avoid being used as a piwwow by the wumpy-nosed thing
9. BBQ pork
10. stinky goodness
11. why mine Mummy's bed (aka mine bed) is not next to the compooooter so I could bwog without having to get up fwom it
12. stinky goodness
13. oh...did I mention BBQ pork?

There you go! Just in case anyone wanted to know what geniuses think about all the time.
Oh, and Bwack Cat was wondewing if the wumpy-nosed thing is a giwaffe.
Uhm...yes...Mine Mummy's got about a squiwwion of them giwaffes all over. I think mine Mummy's got some pwobwems because she seems to think she's a giwaffe herself.

A Day in the Wife of a Genius Cat

5am Wake mine Mummy up with mine wonderful singing. Oh gwowious stinky goodness!
510am Finished stinky goodness. Back onto mine bed next to mine Mummy.
8am Mine Mummy gets up. Darn. Disturbed mine dweams of a feast.
813am Fowwows mine Mummy awound the house hoping to get some cwunchy goodness for wooking so cute.
821am Mine Mummy succumbed to mine cuteness. Cwunchy goodness on its way down to mine tummy.
834am It's a hot day. Wie down on the fwoor underneath mine Mummy's bed to cool it off.
858am Found mine kitty cwack mousie underneath the bed. Cawwy it out to mine Mummy and demanded she pway with me. Mine Mummy made a few half hearted thwows and then compwetewy ignored me! How wude can she get? Ignowing genius me!
902am Tired of kitty cwack mousie game. Jump onto mine Mummy's bed for a sweep.
1020am Woke up feewing extwemewy hungwy. Sang a bit and gotted mine cwunchy goodness.
1103am Mine Mummy going out. Filled mine bowl with cwunchy goodness to wast the day.
1105am Mine Mummy weft the house and wocked the door. Stuffed mine face with cwunchy goodness.
1111am Darn.Full. Cwunchy goodness all gone. Tummy feels wike expwoding. Dwagged myself back onto mine Mummy's bed.
1237pm Woke up fwom mine kitty nap. Bored. Went back to sweep.
128pm Siwwy bird stood on the window and sang. Woke me up. Scolded bird. Went back to sweep.
256pm Thought of checking out on mine fwiends' bwoggies. Wazy to step out of bed. Went back to sweep.
404pm Weather's darn hot. Woke up. Checked on mine monkeys. I think they're mad. I mean, who in the wight mind would make their home in the water??? Pure madness.
540pm Bored. Hungwy. Went to sweep.
715pm Awake. Can't get to sweep anymore. Chased mine kitty cwack mousie awound. Found the white fuwwy thing with the tail. (actuawwy it's on the bed, but at a corner so I forgot it was there) Dwagged it out and curled on top of it. Went to sweep again.
846pm Awake. But bored. Curled on the white fuwwy thing with the tail and thought genius thoughts since I was too wazy to switch on the compoooter to bwog. (Basicawwy genius thoughts compwises of a few categowies of things namewy, food; food; food; kitty naps; food; food; toys; and food.)
1057pm Mine Mummy finawwy home!!!! Wushed to gweet her at the door and appear cute. As a wesult, mine Mummy went to the kitchen and gave me mine fishy goodness even before she puts down her bag or take off her socks.
1059pm Disaster stwikes! While wooking at me gobble up mine fishy goodness, mine Mummy confessed that she bought BBQ pork today. But she weft it at her studio! A whole packet of BBQ pork! Weft at her studio! Under the mercy of mine Mummy's cowweagues and students!!!!! Not a single bite for me! All in her studio!!!!! CATastwophe! Such wonderful BBQ pork! I wonder if there would be any weft tomowwow!

I am heartbwoken!

I was tagged for a pwoverb meme by Wosie and Cheeto, so I went hunting among mine Mummy's books to find the most wearned pwoverbs.
But all I saw were her comic books! Nothing to do with wearned pwoverbs at all.
Sigh...so I've gotted to put on mine thinking hat and come up with them on mine own - fortunatewy I'm a genius cat!


Ok, here goes!


It's no use cwying over spilt milk, wick them all up!

The squeaky wheel gets the gwease, the kitty that sings at 230am gets the fishy goodness.

You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you may have your fishy goodness and temptations to fowwow as wong as you wook cute enough and sing pwettiwy enough.



Yay! 3 pwoverbs for us kitties!
Now, I can't decide who to tag, so any kitty who feels wike pwaying can just twy their paws on coming up with more pwoverbs.
Have fun!

Being the genius me and being weawwy bored, I twied this quiz.
And obviouswy, I turned out just as genius as I ought to be.

Your Vocabulary Score: A+

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person.

How's Your Vocabulary?

the onwy snag is, they said I'm an ewudite person....
well, I'm not a person - I'm an ewudite and genius cat.

I think the person who observed and noted all these down must be the gweatest physicist in the world and almost as genius as me.
It's always good to wearn something new evewyday, isn't it?


(taken fwom here)
LAWS OF CAT PHYSICS

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of “Matter” plus “Anti-Matter” plus “It Doesn't Matter”.

I haven't gotted mine paws on mine Mummy's camewa yet because the food bean has been keeping a weawwy cwose watch on me. Darn.
But I waited and waited until the food bean caughted her nap and immediatewy came onto the innernets.

Wooky at what I founded!

How to make your own kitty cwack!

Omigosh! Since I'm such a genius, maybe I shall use this time while Mummy is not at home to twy and make some. If I succeed, I'll share them all with you guys out there ok!

Yay! I gotted to use the compoooter again!
Don't you guys think I'm weawwy a genius? The food bean gotted twicked so easiwy!


I couldn't find Mummy's camewa though.
I was searching all thwough Mummy's wardwobe today twying to find the camawa and the food bean spotted me.
Darn!
A few seconds more and I think I would have founded Mummy's camewa!

Now all because of the food bean, you guys shall have to miss seeing pictors of handsome me until Mummy comes home again. Darn. Darn. Darn.