Today today today is the day!!!
Mummy is weaving me for 2 months!!!!
Wait...no...more than 2 months!
Mummy's coming back onwy on 4th Juwy and that sounds wike many many more days than any numbers I can count up to!

Here's me inspecting Mummy's bag.Mummy's "oldmoons".
I got to check if she wemembered to bwing mine smell awong.
Don't ask me what I was doing here.
I cannot wemember!
Arh....did Mummy zip her bag up well?

Thank you all mine fwiends who sent me so many wishes and advice on how to get thwough these 2 months.
Even after all mine genius pwanning, Mummy noticed me when I twied to sneak the bed into her bag, so I think mine hopes of stowing away in her bag are gone.
Now I shall just have to stay here and be a bwave kitty and hope that I can switch on the compooooter while the food-bean is not wooking.

Looky at what mummy gotted!!!!

Huge paw!!!!Way bigger than mine paw! Help!
Oh cwikey! What is this thing!
*Snif snif snif
That was a humongous paw!
I never seen such a huge kitty before I gotted quite scared!
But bwave me did not wun away.
The bwave genius kitty hissed at the huge paw!
Until I wealised the other end of the paw is.....MUMMY!
Siwwy mummy!

But now that I know the paw is actuawwy mummy, I sort of wike it!
It's soft and I could put mine head down on it while I snooze in mummy's chair!