teaching That Thing how to nap...

Sigh...I've been so busy.
See...now I've got to teach That Thing how to take a nap!
How siwwy can some Things be?
Now evewyday I have to snoopervise his eating time, pwaying time and even naptime!
The work of a gentleMANcat is never done!I watched over him until I was so sweepy too that I've got to nap as well.
Finawwy, That Thing falls asweep.
By the way, That Thing weawwy gwew A LOT! See this bwue top he's weawing in the pictor. It's exactwy the same size as the pink top which he wikes so much.
See, now it comes up to halfway awong his body.
Here's a pictor of when he first came and made a nuisance of himself in MINE house, just a month back.

See! The pink shirt weached down to his bee-hind!PSST...do you guys think That Thing is going to gwow BIGGER than me??!!!!
Is he???????

See mine smile?
Know why?Cos mummy told me she'll never desert me!
She told me she'll be in China for 2 months but there'll be a nice bean to give me mine fishy goodness. No pwomises about the compoooter though, but at weast mummy pwomised me she'll definitewy be back!
And she says she'll never get a new kitty without asking me about it first!
Yay.
I think I can go to sweep for now.
Mine eyes have gotted vewy tired these few days, cos I didn't wet mummy get out of mine sight!

But still...I'm going to miss mummy a whole wot.
I do weawwy weawwy still wish she doesn't have to go!
Mummy? Pwease?
Can you stay????

boxes...

Have I told you I wove boxes?
This is one of the boxes in mummy's woom which she stores books.
What a waste of good fwesh boxes I say!
Boxes are for sniffing at, hiding in, poking your noses and paws thwough.
Not for fiwwing up with books!It's good this particuwar box is wess than half filled. Which makes it mine favouwite box.
You see the side? That pwace where mine nose is? That's the pwace I wove to chew on.
Heh.

This morning I found yet another way of waking mummy up!
See mine favouwite box?
Can you guess where I am?
Here am me!!!
I found a way to jump into mine favouwite box and cwose the cover on myself!
Aren't I simpwy a genius cat?
And when I'm in the box? I started singing mine head off.
Mummy jumped up fwom her dweams in almost as short a time as when I stuffed mine nose up her nostwil!
For a moment, she weawwy panicked because she thought I was caught somewhere!
Siwwy mummy, I was onwy singing!
She took wike centuwies before she founded out where I was!
Heh...by then, she was much too awake to go back to sweep again!
Yay!Here's me peeping out!
And did I say....
I wove boxes!!!!

Ok. I'm so full I'm going to ackspwode.
Stand cwear.