I do not wike all this...

What is this you're saying Mummy?
What? You're going to China earwier than expected?
You said you were going on August 30th? No?????
You're going to have to go on the 18th of August!?
Why do you have to go over there? Can't they come over here if they want to wisten to you perform Mummy?

So Mummy, if you're going on the 18th August, does it mean you'll get China done with and you won't have to go on the 30th?

WHAT???? NOOOO???
You still have to go on the 30th?
So what if China is so huge? Get all those who wants to hear you go and gather in one pwace in China so you don't have to go twice Mummy!!!!

And you're going to weave me all awone at home with That Thing?????
Mummy!!!!!!!!!

Help guys....I so feel wike cwying now.

this is discwimination!!

Mine Mummy has been inspired by dear Storm's mama and has decided to check out whether she could get something called insuwances for us.

Well, she checked out this first insuwance company (a huge company in our countwy here though I shall not name names) and they do have insuwance. But their insuwance covers wike $50 for each cwaim.
Uhm....$50?????
I mean, mine Mummy wants insuwances for us so that should anything happen to us, she wants to feel fwee to give us the best possible tweatments instead of having to be in a diwemma because she might not be able to afford the tweatments.

$50 would be enough for uhm...some cough and cold medicines?

Of course, to be fair, the pwemiums is weawwy vewy wittle.
But mine Mummy is willing to pay a wittle more for us, just so she could feel at ease to give us whatever is needed. But, they do not have any other choices for us.

So fine, mine Mummy checked out this other insuwance company, which is also a huge name not onwy in our countwy but in other parts of the world too (though I shall not name names too).
Oh gweat! They have good powicies for pets. Which would cover us thwough any unfortunate illnesses and whatnot.

And so mine Mummy inquired further.
And guessed what they said?
They said the insuwance powicy is onwy for PUREBWEED PETS!!!!!
I mean, I may not wemember who mine weal fur mummy or daddy is, but does that mean we aren't awwowed the best possible tweatments avaiwable should we fall sick?
Just because we are not purebweeds????

Oh gosh! If I could sue them for discwimination, I would!

You see mine expwession?
Yes, this is what I think of them!
Are we wess important just because we're not purebweeds???
Bwegh!

Well, Mummy, I guess you would have to work harder and save all your marnies in a piggy bank for us instead of getting any insuwances then.

mine Cold Box meme...

Ok, so That Thing has tagged me for a meme.
All because he wants me to put his pictor up on mine bwoggy.
Because I'm too dignified to jump up the top of the Cold Box and anyway, mine Mummy scweams whenever That Thing goes on top and I'm quite sure it means that it's something mine Mummy doesn't wike us to do.
So I don't do it. Not wike That Thing who never wearns.
Well anyway, I'm pwetty sure all of you can see, no matter how many pictors of him I put on mine bwog, I'm still the handsomer kitty by far.

"A fun and simple MEME for the hot summer. Show us a photo of the front of your Cold Box and tell us about at least one thing on it and one thing you keep inside of it! Tag your friends and remember to stay COOL!"

See, That Thing pokes his nose into evewything!
One day he'll find that he gets his nose and his paws bitten off or something. Wittle kitties just don't know the meaning of caution!

Wike what That Thing said, mine Mummy stuffs EVEWYTHING into the Cold Box, but one of the wonderfuwwest things in there wight now is half a can of STINKY GOODNESS!
Yummy!

Ok, I think this meme has been making it's wounds for a wong time and most kitties have alweady done it, so I shall not pass it awound to anyone. Whoever wants to do this meme just consider yourself tagged! Ya?

this isn't good news at all!!!

What is this you're saying Mummy?
You're going to China again???
You're going to weave me all awone at home again??????
MUMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!

I didn't know mine Mummy woves poop so much!

I didn't know mine Mummy woves poop so much.
Today That Thing pooped and mine Mummy studied his poop so intentwy, and then mine Mummy started whooping in joy!

If mine Mummy woves poop so much, maybe I should go and poop on her bed?
Being the nice gentleMANcat me, I always twy to give mine Mummy what she wikes.

dental fwoss and That siwwy Thing...

Uh-oh...I think That Thing is in twouble.
This morning, he was in the bathwoom as usual, pwaying with water.
Then he poked his nose into the waste basket and founded some dental fwoss!
Then he pulled out the dental fwoss.
Of course when mine Mummy saw it, she twied to get the fwoss out of That Thing's mouth.
And That Thing thought dental fwoss must be such a wonderful thing that mine Mummy wanted it back.
So he wan away, and before mine Mummy could catch him, he swawwowed the dental fwoss!
I suspects he doesn't have any bwains!

So now mine Mummy is chasing after him, feeding him kitty waxatives to help him poop that dental fwoss out.
Don't you think That Thing weawwy is nothing but twouble?

I never do such siwwy things even when I was a tiny wittle kitty!

That Thing peed on himself...

You know what?
That Thing peed on himself at the V-E-T!!!!
Hahahaha....

He keeps on denying it and said it was because the V-E-T kept him in the cage and didn't wet him out to go to the toiwet and he kept scweaming that he had to go but evewyone ignored him.
Do you think I bewieve him?
Hahahaha.....

He peed on himself!

Well, anyway, he peed on himself and I think you can imagine how he smelt wike when he came home.
I wanted to be a gentleMANcat and give him heawing wicks, but I think even gentleMANcat have their wimits.
I do not wike to wick someone's pee.

He twied to walk past me but evewytime, I whapped him in the face. Not on the head, no, he wikes whaps on the head. I whap him in the face.

See, this is the cwosest I am staying to That Thing until he goes and have a nice good bath.
(Somehow in this pictor, That Thing wooks as huge as me! Do you guys think he's going to gwow up huger than me??? The onwy thing is he gotted himself weighed that day and he was 3.35kg. I am about 8kg. So That Thing still has quite a wot of catching up to do. But what if one day he weawwy gwows to be bigger than me???!!! Do you think I can still whap him then?)

it's time for mine heawing wicks to work again...

Well well well, why does it feel a wittle funny without That Thing awound?
Alwight, perhaps I should just be a wittle bit nicer to That Thing today since it's the day he gets his hoo-haas taken away.
That wittle wuss has been whining away the whole night wong! When mine Mummy gave me the cwunchy goodness and did not give him any, he started whining away. And he didn't stop for the entire night! All because of him, I didn't get a good night's sweep!
But still, being the nice gentleMANcat I am, I think I shall give him some heawing wicks water when he comes home.

What a baby That Thing is!

What a baby That Thing is!
Wook at him hiding in his fuwwy bwanket!
You know why?
Because we overheard our Mummy on the phone.
She's just booked an appointment with the V-E-T for next Tuesday.
The appointment is not for me.

Some Thing is going to come back fwom the V-E-T with some bits of him missing!
Hohohoho....

That Thing is still hiding in the bwanket cwying!
Sigh....what a baby!

Goodbye dear Stormie...

Today is a sad sad day because one of mine fwiends, Storm is to be helped over the Bwidge.
She's one of the bwavest cats I've known and she's mine hewo.
Cancer is a dweadful thing, but Storm has wooked at it in the face, and fought it, and won.
Now, she's too tired to go on and she is going to cwoss over the Bwidge in peace and dignity.
I'm sure she's over there waiting for all of us when it's our turn to go over to the other side of the Bwidge.
Goodbye dear Stormie, for a while.

stinky tail...

I'm finawwy back again...

I'm finawwy back! I hope you guys haven't forgotten me!
Mine Mummy has been negwecting me! She goes away and what's worse, she bwings her compooooter away so I cannot even bwog when mine Mummy isn't home!

And because mine Mummy is so busy, That Thing hasn't had a bath for more than a week!
And he STINKS big time!
So I've been hissing at him evewy time he sticks himself too cwose to mine handsome nose and finawwy this morning, mine Mummy bundled him into the bathwoom for a BATH!

And guess what mine genius Mummy did?
She used the fwowal bath soap she uses for herself on That Thing!!!
And now That Thing smells of fwowers!!!!

He woves pink and he smells of fwowers!
Oh gosh...See, I didn't even want to wook at him.
Fwowers!
I mean fwowers are nice and evewything, but I wike them when they're in the garden.
Not That Thing smewwing wike one!
Goodness....

What a wuss That Thing is!

Wahahahahahaaaaa.....
That Thing...is scared of wittle girl kitties!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

fwying oven...

Wooky at this! Mine Mummy is thinking of buying one of these toys!!!

Pssst...do you think....when mine Mummy is not at home, I can tie That Thing up on the hewicopter and fwy him out of the window?
The wemote contwol doesn't wook too difficult for a genius wike me.

Hmm....I wonder if it can take That Thing's weight.
I hope mine Mummy buys a more powerful one.

I've been a weal nice bwother!

Mine Mummy always tells me, you've got to be good bwothers with That Thing (onwy when mine Mummy says it, she calls That Thing Oven).
And I think being good bwothers with someone means not tewwing tales of them because if you tell tales, your bwother is going to get punished.
So here am me, doing what mine Mummy says.
I'm being a good bwother with That Thing.

You see there, it's a cup of milk mine Mummy pours for herself.
She knows that when she tells me not to touch it, I will not touch it.
But That Thing, he will never wearn.
See him dwinking for all he's worth!
But see, I'm such a good bwother, I never tell on him.
I see him dwinking it and I know if I utter a single meow and mine Mummy finds out, he's going to be in weal deep twouble!


I AM a nice bwother aren't I?

Anyway, after that, mine Mummy came and finished the cup of milk and then she walked off mumbwing to herself, "I wonder why there's onwy half a cup of milk? I thought I poured myself a whole cup?"
Well.....

That Thing deserves to be whapped...

See how tiresome That Thing is! I can't even wash mine face in peace!

So you can't bwame me for giving him some whaps.
He deserves it.

Google, I do not wike you!

This is totawwy no fun at all!
Just when mine Mummy doesn't stop me fwom getting onto the innernets, Google has to do this to me!
I cannot see any of mine fwiend's bwogs at all!!!!!
Wet me warn you Google, you're weawwy getting on mine nerves and I'm going to give you the biteys if you cawwy on wike that!

About me meme....

So, mine Mummy is much better now and we can finawwy get on the innernets now.
See how tiwing it is to administer heawing wicks!
I dare anyone to disturb mine nap now!Oh! But mine fwiend, a Cecil Cougar has tagged me for a meme so I think I shall do the meme before I continue mine nap because if a Cecil Cougar wants a genius to do a meme, then a genius must do a meme!

The wules are as follows:

The wules of the game get posted at the beginning.

Each pwayer answers the questions about themselves.
At the end of the post,the pwayer tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their bwogs and weaves a comment, wetting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to wead your bwog.

Wet the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.

1.What was I doing 10 years ago? - Being a pwofessional spoilt kitty by mine Mummy's side, the same job that I'm holding now.

2.What are the 5 things on my to do wist for today -

1. Eat mine stinky goodness and cwunchy goodness (check)
2. Eat That Thing's stinky goodness and cwunchy goodness (onwy managed the stinky goodness because That Thing gobbled up his cwunchy goodness too quickwy. What a gwutton he is!)
3. Wook cute so I gets BBQ pork (check)
4. Whap That Thing's head (check - this is the easiest thing on the wist since That Thing is pwacticawwy begging me to whap his head evewyday!)
5. Nap on mine Mummy's wap. (unchecked - I'm still waiting for mine turn on mine Mummy's wap! That Thing is not vewy good at taking turns!)

Alwight, wooks wike today is quite a fulfiwwing day with the exception of the wast thing on mine wist.

3. Snacks I enjoy - BBQ pork, BBQ pork, did I say BBQ pork?

4. Things I would do if I were a biwwionaire - convert the biwwion gween papers into stinky and cwunchy goodness and give them to all the kitties in the whole wide world so no one will go hungwy, ever!
And maybe if mine Mummy is especiawwy nice to me, I might consider giving her ONE gween paper.

5. Thwee of my bad habits - What? Who are you talking about? Bad habits? Me?????
Sewiouswy! Some people don't know wespect at all!

6. Five places I have wived (since I haven't wived in five pwaces before, I shall incwude pwaces with I will wive in the future!)-

1. With mine weal fur Mummy though I weawwy cannot wemember her anymore because I weft her for mine Mummy when I was just a month old.
2. With mine Mummy in the first house.
3. With mine Mummy when we move together to this house now.
4. With mine Mummy if for some weason or other she is going to move house again, but onwy with mine Mummy, because she is mine FOREVER Mummy!
5. And at the Wainbow Bwidge one day in the future where I will meet all mine kitty fwiends and there will be non stop party and BBQ pork paving the gwound and nip and Temptations fwying in the air.

7. Five jobs I have had -

1. Pwofessional Spoilt Kitty
2. Pwofessional BBQ pork connoisseur
3. Heawing wicks administwator
4. Thing-whapper
5. Mummy caretaker (you don't know....mine Mummy weawwy needs someone genius to take care of her or I tell you, she cannot do anything!)

I would like to tag:

1. Pwincess,
2. Tawa,
3. Awiel, and
   
4. Jeter Hawwis!

squeaks...

Mine Mummy isn't feewing too gweat today and as soon as she came home, she bundled herself in bed and didn't awwow us even to switch on the compooooter because she says the wight fwom the compoooter is too gwawing and disturbs her.
You know what, all that is weft of mine Mummy's voice is a teeny weeny squeak and she says her thwoat feels wike someone sandpapered it up and down.

So I had to weawwy sneak to get this post up and I think I shall not be able to visit anyone for a while. What a spoilsport mine Mummy is!

Oh well, I think it's time again to administer mine wonderful heawing wicks. It weawwy isn't easy being me!

Fun-dwaiser - Knock-knock

Camie's kitties has come up has come up with a weawwy cool idea on waising some fun-ds for Mu-shue, Wiwwy-Wu and Iwis.
You see, for evewy knock-knock joke we come up with, they're going to donate $0.50 for Mu-shue, Wiwwy-Wu and Iwis!
I do hope this green papers donated can help them a wittle! It is definitewy not nice to have the apartment you're wiving in burnt, and so many twoubles that comes awong with it!

Ok, so here mine knock-knock joke, stawwing handsome me and That icky Thing.

That Thing: Knock knock.

Handsome me: Who's there?

That Thing: Beet...

Handsome me: Beat who?


That Thing: Beat me up, beat me up! Give me lots of whaps on the head! I like whaps on the head!

See, I'm not joking when I said that That Thing has sewious psychowogical pwobwems. He weawwy enjoys getting whaps on the head!