I just gotted my pet squiwwion!
Don't it wook just cool?

Did you guys know?

• when you're fuwwy and cute, and you sit nicewy on your mummy's wap, she's going to give you wots of kitty tweats.
• there's more than a dozen ways to wake mummy up.
• the fastest way so far is to stick mine nose up mummy's nostwil.
• one of the most intewesting ways is to wick mummy's feet. The soles of her feet. So funny to see mummy squirm. But onwy do it when you're sure your mummy's washed her feet.
  
• when you hold up one paw and wook beseechingwy at mummy and give a wittle pitiful meow, mummy will immediatewy be under your spell. After that, what you want, mummy will give you.
• when packages you've ordered onwine awwives, immediatewy go help mummy open them up and investigate. And act cute while doing it. So that mummy will forget to ask who it was who hacked into her cwedit card and ordered stuff.
• the best pwace to hack up a hairball is at the side of mummy's bed where she'll put her feet down when she's getting out of bed.
• and the best time to hack the hairball up is just before waking mummy up.

So there. I wearnt wots of things today.

== a genius cat always has to wearn new things so he can keep on being a genius ==

I did it!!!
I tooked a pictor of mummy wearing her oweo hoodie!
OWEO!!! Did you see it?
Isn't it wooking just too cool for words?
Heh....mummy's camewa phone isn't too difficult to hack into after all. I did it! And mummy didn't even know I was sneaking pictors of her!
See, she's not even sitting pwoperwy.

And for you kitties out there who don't know yet, mine mummy's a moo-zick-tion.
She pways this instwument called the erhu (mummy calls it her oldmoon) for a wiving and she teaches as well.
And the thing mummy is holding on to while I sneaked this pictor of her...yep, it's her oldmoon.
Honestwy, I weawwy don't wike the oldmoon.
It makes noises and I cannot eat it or even pway with it! It's no fun at all!
Shhh....don't tell mummy that!

I gotted famous!!!

Today's Kat's Cat of the Day famous personawity is handsome ME!!!!

Evewyone out there...better go pay a visit to Kat's Cat of the Day!

I am so excited!!!

Wonder if I get to have more fishy goodness today for being famous?

I should! Shouldn't I? It's not evewyday that one can get to be the cat of the day is it?

I'm BACK!
Contwawy to popuwar (wead cow's) bewief, I haven't died fwom starvation yet.
Mummy says I exaggewated too much. It was only a while after I hacked and pooped wike nobody's business and I shouldn't scweam wike I hadn't eaten for centuwies.
But then, 30 mins is hunger, 1000 centuwies is also hunger....I see no diffewence.
Well anyway, here's mine pictor of me eating and wicking my pwate all cwean.
So thanks all you kitties out there for your concern. Mine tummy's fine now.

Well, I hadn't been awound for an entire week cos mummy was super busy and hogging mine compoooter. How inconsidewate can she be!
But being the nice me, I wet her use the compoooter and I didn't even compwain!
Someone pwease hint to my mummy to give me more fishy goodness as a weward ya?
Now she's gone to sweep, I can finawwy come and say hi to all mine fwiends.
Mummy says after tomowwow, she wouldn't have to do anymore eh-says. I hope she means what she says, cos I weawwy miss bwogging and visiting all mine fwiends' bwogs.

Anyway, I founded more fwiends in the bwogging world! How cool can it get!
YAY!

I'm hungwy.
Give me my fishy goodness wike now.
NOW!
I AM HUNGWY!

I've just hacked up all the goodies I earned fwom mummy with my cuteness, and I pooped until my bee-Hind feels wike it's on fire.

Yes. Now go away and don't bother me.
My tummy feels BAAAADDD!!!!!

This is waaaayyy too much!
First they don't sweep half the night.
Then they pwayed something with white tiles that makes a whole wot of noise.
But when I want to pway with those tiles, they chased me away!
And to top it off, they bwought noisy sticky wittle beings into MY house!
MY HOUSE!
MY WOOM!
MY BED!!!!!!!!

I am sewiouswy ANNOYED.

I finawwy figured a new way of waking mummy up in the morning!
I had been weading fwom Max, that he puts his nose up his human's nostwil.
This morning......
I DID IT!

Yeah!
Mummy's nostwil didn't smell as bad as I expected.

I stuffed my nosy up my mummy's nosy and guess what? This was the wecord time that I woke my mummy up! Heh...

dammit!

dang...
After so much encouwagement fwom my fuwwy-good fwiends, I did it!
I ordered something for MYSELF!
Yes.
The vewy first thing I gotted for myself after finding out how to hack into mummy's cwedit card account!
Yeah!
And then.....

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DAMMIT!

Not to mention the weaf cd I wanted to get for mummy....can't be gotten either.

Doubly DAMMIT!
Someone comfort me! NOW!

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ok....watest update.
I finawwy found out why they don't ship.
And I managed to get them to ship.
Heh.....genius kitty I am.

Ok, now for the difficult part!

Waiting for my own pwesents!

PS: I think this is more fun than kitty cwack!

I just discovered these!
Stinky goodness!
I wike haven't had them for a zillion eternities! And they've magicawwy appeared on the shelf next to my cwunchy goodness!
This is good! Or maybe...not...
Is this mummy's way of compensating me for her weaving me for 2 months??
Oh no.....

Ok. I'm so full I'm going to ackspwode.
Stand cwear.

Happy Chinese New Year!

It is the Chinese New Year over here.
And it is not fun.
No.
When your mummy twies to tie wibbons on your woyal highness me.
And a bath before that to top it off!
Not fun at all!I'm not going to wook at you. Can't you see I'm sewiouswy pissed off?
Wooking evewywhere else but at you!
Dammit, I gotta get this off me!
Yikes!
Shheeessshhh.....
Ok! It's finawwy off!

And evewyone's home! How can I sweep with so much things happening?
Siwwy mummy keeps tewwing me to go to bed or I'd be zonked out tomowwow, but how can I go when there are so many intewesting smells and sounds?
And I'm hungwy, I want my fishy goodness now!
I don't bewieve mummy when she says fishy goodness time should be 2 hours water.
I think she fixed the cwock up to fool me.
Damn, I'm weawwy hungwy now.

It.is.true!
Mummy is weaving me for 2 months!
2 whole months!
That is an eternity!
What am I supposed to do???
Will I have anymore fishy fweshness? or cwunchy goodness? or stinky goodness?
Help!
Someone pwease help me!!!!!!!!

I don't want mummy to go away!!!!!!!!
*whines*

shopping!

I did it again!!!!
Shopping with mummy's cwedit card is weally fun! You guys out there should twy!

Guess what?
This time I boughted something for mummy AND the Weasel!
I'm such an angel aren't I?

I actually wanted to post a pictor of what I shopped, but it's supposed to be a SURPWISE! So just in case mummy or the Weasel comes snooping awound, I better wait until the order awwives before I post the pictor.

Heehee.....
Don't disturb me for a while, I shall go shop for more things now.

PS: maybe I weally should get something for MYSELF, what do you guys think?

woahooohooo.....

It awwived!!!!!!!!!
Finawwy!!

I'm helping mummy unpack.
See, you got to open it fwom here.
And put your head in.
And here it is. Out!
My first time hacking into mummy's cwedit card account!!
I'm gwad I ordered the kids hoodie instead of the big-beans hoodie cos even with this kids hoodie, mummy almost gotted wost in it! It's soooo huge!

And you know what? Mummy's so pweased with it she forgotted to ask who it was who hacked into her cwedit card account!

I think I should start doing some more shopping, don't you think?

oh no....

Mummy says.......I'm balding!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no!
And Mummy says.......I've got gweying fur!
Oh NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you all think I'm still as handsome even though I'm balding and gweying?

twaumatised....

What? Mummy is twaumatised? I shall go and comfort her!Mummy said that on her way home just now, she saw a poor wittle kitty on the woad, fwattened and decapacitated!
Oh cat! That is so twaumatising!
Mummy was weally upset at those iwwesponsible dwivers! Weally! They shouldn't have gotten their wisence!
Mummy says there are so many beans out there who are so ANTHWOPOCENTWIC and I didn't understand the word so I asked mummy. She said it means they think they're the gweatest thing in the universe and evewy other being is not as important as them.
The powice catch beans who wun over other beans, but if beans wun over other animals wike that poor kitty mummy saw, no one cares! And if beans are wunned over, big white cars with vewy woud sounds called ambuwances come and send them away to be fixed. But if other poor animals are wunned over, they are just weft there. It'll be good if they go stwaight to wainbowwand, because at weast they won't be in pain anymore, but if they don't, oh my......Argh...it hurts to think!
Mummy says why the world isn't the weally wonderful pwace it should be is because of all these bad beans who thinks that others wike us kitties, or doggies, or giwaffes, or cows or whatever, are of a wower cwass. Just because these beans are too stupid to understand us, they say we're not as intewwigent as them. Sheesh....what is this?
Even though not all other animals would be as intewwigent as the genius me, but I think even the most unintewwigent of us would be way more intewwigent than any of those bad beans anytime!
Of course, I don't mean all beans are bad, because there ARE nice good beans out there. I'm sure all my kitty fwiends have got weawwy nice beans. I'm just super upset that there are many other poor kitties who have to meet beans who are NOT NICE!
BOO to all those not nice beans!

Ok, I shall go and pat mummy on the head and comfort her now.
So there.

Me with the evil eyes again! Muahahahaha....Under my bwanket with the wumpy nose thing.In case you are wondewing why my pictors mostwy show me at this same spot, wet me expwain.
I do not wike mummy's new camewa which has a super bwight fwash and stupid cwicky sounds. And you have to stand wike super uber still for 3000 seconds or your pictor will come out bwuwwy. I am a dignified senior kitty of course, and I don't go pwancing awound when there are more sewious things wike taking pictors to be done, but sewiously, it's hard not to bwink or whisker-twitch at all for 3000 seconds! So most of my pictors come out bwur.
And now, this spot is where I go to when I want to snuggle with mummy or when I want to catch up on my kittynap. So usually at this spot, I'm feewing weawwy lazy and waid back and most pwobabwy won't move even if you give me all the kitty cwack in the world for exchange. Yes, I won't even whisker-twitch here. Snore maybe. Or sing myself to sweep, but that won't cause the pictors to be bwur.
Which is why my pictors turn out to show me always at this spot.
So there.

Just another wittle piece of news fwom over at my side.
Mummy burnt the fishy fweshness she was cooking for me today.
What a waste of good fwesh fish!
She put them in to cook and of all the siwwy things, she has to go....jogging!
And jogging = mummy's not in the house.
I could have switched off her wice-cooker (in which she put the fishy fweshness to cook) if I had opposable thumbs. I'm definitewy intewwigent enough. But the snag is, I DO NOT have opposable thumbs.
And so I could only sit there and smell my fishy fweshness being burnt and not do anything! Until about 28569 years water when mummy comes home.
"Oh my goodness! what is THAT smell??"
Duh....wike you had to ask!
I did twy to warn you before you went jogging!

And so...my fishy fweshness smells wike fishy burntness instead.
Which doesn't deter me fwom my appetite, but still, I would pwefer fishy fweshness to fishy burntness.

Oh cat!
This is too exciting for words!
First, Missy Bwue Eyes suggested that I could be Cat of the Day.
Then after that, Tawa said she thought I would make a gweat Cat of the Day.
Which of course I knew absowutewy, but it's always cool when some other kitties weaffirm what I bewieve.
And so, I searched thwough mummy's compoooter to find my handsomest pictors and I scwewed up all my couwage, and I emailed Kat.

And she wepwied me weal quick!
And she said I'm one handsome wooking boy!
And she pwomised I'll be the Cat of the Day in a few weeks time!
Gosh!
This is soooooo cool!

*so excited I can't sweep even though mummy's cawwing me to go snuggle with her!

Rocky Steels My Tunnel Box

Action movie for us kitties!
If it was me, I would have sat my butt on Rocky, instead of having to wate so wong wike what Skeezix did!

Maybe I should twy this don't you think?
Muahahahaha.....mummy.....you better put the stinky goodness back into my diet!
NOW!!!!

zzz...

What does mummy mean?
My snores gotted more and more weird?
I wasn't snoring, I was singing myself to sleep!
That mummy gotted woken up so easiwy is not my fault wight?
If I didn't sing, how was I to fall asweep?
I was twying to wet her share my wuwwaby, but siwwy mummy doesn't know how to appweciate it!
She should feel wucky she's got me sewanading her to sweep wight next to her ears!

help them!

Click here for a good cause!
Mummy says I waze awound too much so see, here are some pwaces I go that are helpful!

*innocent wook*
What? I didn't do anything!


Ok, that was a diversion for my mummy.
Now she's not nosing awound anymore, wet me tell you a secwet.
I DID IT!
I hacked into mummy's cwedit card account!This is on the way.
Woahooohooo....
I'm weally kind, don't you think?
I spent the entire day figuwing how to hack into mummy's cwedit card account, just to get a surpwise for her!
And I didn't even get anything for myself!
Mummy should be so gwateful.

Don't tell mummy yet ok!

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this.is.so.not.funny.

I can't decide.
Hooded sweatshirt for adults or kids hoodie???
Dun wet mummy know....this is going to be a surpwise for her!

Though to get this surpwise for mummy, I need to hack into her credit card account.
Let's see, tomowwow might be a good day since mummy will be out the whole day.
Enough for me to figure out how to hack into her account I hope!

Sheesh....does mummy think i don't know?
Of course I know there's cwunchy goodness on my pwate.
I just didn't want the cwunchy goodness.
I want stinky goodness!

Yes, I just had my fishy fweshness, but I want stinky goodness now!
NOW NOW NOW!
I don't want cwunchy goodness!
Give me stinky goodness back into my diet!!
Sheeeesh....

Woahooohooo....I gotted even more famous!
Now I'm winked to and here!

And they are weally cool pwaces to dwop your paws by, not onwy because they putted me up there, but well, all kitties are cool don't you think?

And my mummy's fwiend has also putted me up on her winks, and I feel pwouder than ever because this is one mummy's fwiend who has gotted kitty phobia! And she isn't scared of me!

I am so happy........

I was mentioned here!
Woahoooooo!!!!!
Famous!

Now....when one gets famous, does one gets more fishy fweshness or the stinky goodness back into his diet?

Here's pictors of my cousins.
They may wook huge, but actuawwy they're all fur.
Do you know, both of them added up don't even weigh as much as handsome me!

Here's Koko (she's mummy of Dino)Siwwy Dino doesn't know how to keep still for mummy and so all she gotted was clear pictors of her paws.
Maybe mummy's fwiend would like them? Though I think MY paws are the sexiest.
Here's finally, a rare pictor of Dino which is not too bwuwwy.
She keeps moving when mummy snaps!

I am tewwibwy excited today!
Do you know, now there are at weast 6 other kitties in the bwogging world who's dwopped their paws over here!
Cool!

I sense something amiss.
This is vewy scawy.
Mummy....may be leaving me for a wong time!
Does she think I don't know? I heard her say....she might be getting the Waisin for more than 2 months!
How can mummy desert me for a Waisin??
And where in the world is China?
Can mummy twek back to give me my fishy goodness evewyday?
What is going to happen to me if mummy is gone????
I am sewiously jeawous of the Waisin!
HELP!!!!!

Here's me, just fainted from wack of stinky goodness.Dear Kittygod of Wainbowwand,
Pwease make mummy weturn stinky goodness into my diet.
I don't think I can live a single day wonger without stinky goodness, even though I do wove the fishy fweshness mummy cooks for me.
Amen.

What is all the fuss?
I simpwy thwew up this morning, it's got nothing to do with the stinky goodness the night before or anything.
Now mummy's making a huge fuss that stinky goodness is not good for your woyal highness me, and she's considewing taking away the stinky goodness fwom my diet!
Not that I mind having fishy fweshness evewyday, but I wather mummy take away the biscuits and leave stinky goodness and fishy fweshness...
No, actuawwy, I wather mummy not take anything away.

Why all these fuss? Thwewing up is no big business! I was twying to see how far my pwojectile vomit could weach!

Give me back my stinky goodness...pwetty pwease...mummy.....
*whines*

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Maybe I should learn this twick of how to disperse of my odouwous emissions.
Then mummy would not tell the whole world the stowy of how I passed gas wight in fwont of her face while she was sweeping..

Today's a sweepy sweepy day.
I was so sweepy I had to force myself up for my fishy fweshness.
And immediatewy after gobbwing up my bweakfast, I wushed back into bed.
See, I didn't even care when mummy was cwicking away for all she was worth.
Even her super bwight fwash fwom her super woud camewa cannot wake me up.

Heh...

Mummy's been sneaking up on me again!
What is she twying to do?
I was just attempting to bwog, but got a teeny bit distwacted at something which she put on the shelf above her concubine.
Can't I just stwetch up a bit to see what it was?
She didn't have to sneak pictures of me!Hey...and if you want to sneak pictures of me, mummy, pwease take them fwom more fwattewing angles ok?

Yes, I wake mummy up evewyday at 530am, but that is for the sake of my stinky goodness or fishy fweshness!
But Mummy is not awwowed to get out of bed after giving me my bweakfast! She's supposed to go wight back, and keep the bed warm, so I can go wight back into bed after my bweakfast!Mummy??Where are you??Come wight back!I need you to snuggle in here with me!Darn...just me alone!

Mummy has bought a new keyboard speciawwy for ME!!!!
Isn't this simpwy way too cool for words?
I just mentioned to mummy the other day, that the old keyboard was hurting my paws and....yay! mummy got me a nice soft bendable keyboard!!!

I wove mummy!!!