Uh oh....things are not wooking good.
Mummy seems to be extwemewy upset since wast night and keeps scweaming "disjointed disjointed disjointed! Why can't I disjoint my hooves?"
Something's wong here.
I better find out what.
I hope she's not thinking of disjointing MY paws!

hewwo world....

Heyo heyo hee hee.....
Mummy has weft home and she forgot to switch off her concubine!
I've always told mummy I'm a genius but she takes no notice, see, I could work her concubine anytime. It's just that the ON button is too hard for my paws.

Setting up a bwog is no easy task, and I've got to do all these before mummy comes home.
So here's a wittle picture of me.
Meanwhile, I shall bwog again.

Ciao!