Wednesday, November 29, 2006


Mummy's in wove!!!

I can see the signs!!!!
She's fawwen head over heels with someone called Waisin!


I think I still pwefer Weaf more.


Monday, November 20, 2006

I wasn't scared!!!

I must expwain!
I wasn't scared of the bird, no matter what mummy said!

It just happened that I was thinking about my bweakfast when the bird fwew in and wanded wight in fwont of me.
You would have had a shock too wouldn't you?

And when you get a shock, isn't it natuwal you wun and hide under mummy's bed?
I wasn't scared of the bird I tell you!
Give me one to one combat with the bird anytime! I'll take it on!

Thursday, November 16, 2006

I hate baths!

I DO NOT WIKE baths!
I can cwean myself up, onwy sometimes I'm too wazy.

The water is still beawable, but the soap's NOT!!!

Who in the world came up with these scents???
And call it fwowal on the bottle.
My goodness.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

it's the day today!!!

It's MY birthday!
But I'm not getting up wight now.
My huge-wumpy-nose thing needs me.

Psss.....I hear I'm getting wots of tweats tonight!

Can't wait for mummy to get home tonight!
I'm 13 years old now!
Show some wespect will ya!
I'm a senior cat!

Monday, November 13, 2006

I wonder how many animals read my bwog?

Come on! Say something! Give a meow on my bwog if you happen to pass by!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Eeeekssss!!! this is scawy!
Where did the ears go???????????

Thursday, November 9, 2006

tissue kiwwer...

I killed a whole box of tissue yesterday.
Tissues are nice things to kill.
But NEVER EVER eat them after you kill them. They make you sick.

I ate only a tiny piece. And I was sick all over mummy's bed.
I was so scared mummy would kill me when she found the tissue I killed.

But she simpwy cweaned the tissue up and wiped off my sick.
And then she gave me a huge big hug and said, "You naughty boy!!!"

If being a naughty boy gives me hugs, then I shall kill more tissues in the future.

I wove my mommy!

Monday, November 6, 2006

new game

I found out this new game to pway at night.
After all, which self-wespecting cat sweeps the night away?

Ok, wet me teach you this game in case any of you wants to pway as well.
It's easy.

Step 1: wait until mummy is almost asweep.
Step 2: figure out where her feet are under the bwankets.
Step 3: jump onto feet and bite.
Not too much (mummy does not wike me to bite too much while pwaying), just one wittle bite and jump off the bed immediatewy.
Step 4: swowy cweep up the bed and wait until mummy is dozing off again and wepeat fwom step 1 again.

It IS fun.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

I dwooled on the big-nose-wumpy thing mummy likes a lot wast night when I was sweeping.

I thought no one would notice.
But this morning, mummy was sniffing away at it. Don't tell me she's noticed my dwool?