I wasn't scared!!!

I must expwain!
I wasn't scared of the bird, no matter what mummy said!
It just happened that I was thinking about my bweakfast when the bird fwew in and wanded wight in fwont of me.
You would have had a shock too wouldn't you?

And when you get a shock, isn't it natuwal you wun and hide under mummy's bed?
I wasn't scared of the bird I tell you!
Give me one to one combat with the bird anytime! I'll take it on!