tissue kiwwer...

I killed a whole box of tissue yesterday.
Tissues are nice things to kill.
But NEVER EVER eat them after you kill them. They make you sick.

I ate only a tiny piece. And I was sick all over mummy's bed.
I was so scared mummy would kill me when she found the tissue I killed.

But she simpwy cweaned the tissue up and wiped off my sick.
And then she gave me a huge big hug and said, "You naughty boy!!!"

If being a naughty boy gives me hugs, then I shall kill more tissues in the future.

I wove my mommy!