Wednesday, April 23, 2008

That Thing....!!!!

Here's a pictor of handsome me as a tweat for you all, and don't you dare waugh at me as you wead further on.

Wemember the wights, the camewa, and the no action?
So wast night, mine Mummy gave up and didn't put her camewa by her bed nor on any of the wights when she wented to bed.
So of course, That Thing was on mine Mummy's tummy suckwing away and I was next to him, with mine paw over him and mine handsome head next to his busy suckwing one.

You would have thought I winned won't you?
I thought I winned too.

But this morning when I woke up, guess what happened?
Mine Mummy sniffed and sniffed at That Thing and said, "I think you stepped into your own poop again Oven! No wonder you stinked so in bed wast night!"
No wonder I kept smewwing that howwific poopy smell!
Well, since he stepped in poop, of course he has to have a bath.
Which is fine since he enjoys it so.

And then mine Mummy turns and said to me, "You better come and have a bath together too.
You had your paws over that wittle guy the whole of wast night, and I think you smell of poop too."

GOSH!!!! The unfairness of it all!

I am so not going to touch That Thing ever again!!!!!

19 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Very unfair that you had to get a bath just because he's messy. That would be like forcing Yao-lin to have a bath because of Baby Mao and you know how THAT would work out.

Daisy said...

Kittens are notorious for Poopy Paws!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Seriously, if she's going to punish you for touching The Thing why would you ever do it again??

Chase

Lux said...

That's a beautiful picture of you, Boy. Man! How unfair that you had to have a bath, too!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ouch. Win one, lose one.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Well, a bath is still worth the moment of cuteness to get a little Poopy Paw on you.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Wow yoo shure am a handsome devil. It is absolutely unfair dat yoo would haf to haf a baff all because of the Thing.

Moki said...

Oh thats evil! Giving you a bath because of something that "thing" did...lol

Princess said...

I think all kittens should have the second name POO
Pierro Poo
Beethoven Poo...

This picture of you is very handsome!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Boy ... You look handsome even if you had to have a bath.

What's the deal with the poo?

DMM

meemsnyc said...

Stepped in poop! Oh no!!!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh Boy!!! Da indig-naughty of it all!
Dat you has to suffer dis embarrassmint iz untinkabull! Why doez your brudder step in hiz poop? Mebbe you better haz a talk wit him. I tink da time haz come.

Adan*Michico said...

Oah Dear....
bath together....again?
That is really really not fair at all!

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Oh Boy! I am so sorry!! It is not fair at all!

PS: Did you get your badge?

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

hmmm boy ...
dere iz sumthin happenin in mi howse at dis verree minit.
maybe u wood like to reed all abowt it.
pleez vizit mi blog.
luv--jh

goldenshade said...

That doesn't sound too fair to me.

That is why I don't sleep with Goldie at all during the night. He sleeps with the wee ones and I sleep with the PM.

purrs Shade

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Totally unfair! You shouldn't have to pay for his indiscretions!

Chairman Mao said...

I'm sorry you had to have a bathie cuz Beethoven got hisself all poopy!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Diamond said...

I feel sorry for your Mummy. She must have had poop on top of her. How nasty for her. I hope Beethoven learns not to do that soon. You seem to be very tolerant and may be able to teach him Boy. Maybe you could pick him up and take him to the litter tray.