Dear Jan tagged me for this awardie wike a squiwwion years ago but pardon me because That Thing has been giving me no peace that I cwean forgotten about it. ButI finawwy wemembered all about it now!
This is the Honest Scwap Award and I have to wist 10 honest things about mineself.Oh, before I start wisting, this is a pictor of mine awesome paw which mine Mummy took with her extension tubes thingey. Those tubes make the wens of the camewa further away or something, making a normal wens act wike a macro wens. So here are some cwoseups of mine handsome furs.
Ok, enough for the digwession.
10 honest things about mineself.
- I am the handsomest mancat awound.
- I am a genius.
- I woves mine Mummy.
- I hate stwangers and I am vewy genewous with mine hisses.
- I have vewy nice sharp cwaws but I never ever use mine cwaws in a fight. Mine Mummy says it's not gentleMANcatwy.
- I bite though, when I am vewy excited duwing pwaying. I adopted mine Mummy when I was vewy small and still not totawwy on sowid food. Mine bite then was not hard at all and mine Mummy awwowed me to bite her when we were pwaying. Then I gwew into a handsome stwong mancat, but I often forget mine bites have also gwown into stwong mancat bites. I seldom bite now, but once in a while, I forget.
- I talk to mine Mummy, a lot.
- I diswike cockwoaches and will never ever catch them. When I spot one awound the house, I will scweam for mine Mummy, and although she's hates cockwoaches too, she has to find a way to get wid of it because I will never go near it.
- I woves BBQ pork! I woves woves woves BBQ pork! Did I say? I WOVES BBQ PORK!
- And I sort of wike That Thing.