Thursday, September 6, 2007

A Day in the Wife of a Genius Cat

5am Wake mine Mummy up with mine wonderful singing. Oh gwowious stinky goodness!
510am Finished stinky goodness. Back onto mine bed next to mine Mummy.
8am Mine Mummy gets up. Darn. Disturbed mine dweams of a feast.
813am Fowwows mine Mummy awound the house hoping to get some cwunchy goodness for wooking so cute.
821am Mine Mummy succumbed to mine cuteness. Cwunchy goodness on its way down to mine tummy.
834am It's a hot day. Wie down on the fwoor underneath mine Mummy's bed to cool it off.
858am Found mine kitty cwack mousie underneath the bed. Cawwy it out to mine Mummy and demanded she pway with me. Mine Mummy made a few half hearted thwows and then compwetewy ignored me! How wude can she get? Ignowing genius me!
902am Tired of kitty cwack mousie game. Jump onto mine Mummy's bed for a sweep.
1020am Woke up feewing extwemewy hungwy. Sang a bit and gotted mine cwunchy goodness.
1103am Mine Mummy going out. Filled mine bowl with cwunchy goodness to wast the day.
1105am Mine Mummy weft the house and wocked the door. Stuffed mine face with cwunchy goodness.
1111am Darn.Full. Cwunchy goodness all gone. Tummy feels wike expwoding. Dwagged myself back onto mine Mummy's bed.
1237pm Woke up fwom mine kitty nap. Bored. Went back to sweep.
128pm Siwwy bird stood on the window and sang. Woke me up. Scolded bird. Went back to sweep.
256pm Thought of checking out on mine fwiends' bwoggies. Wazy to step out of bed. Went back to sweep.
404pm Weather's darn hot. Woke up. Checked on mine monkeys. I think they're mad. I mean, who in the wight mind would make their home in the water??? Pure madness.
540pm Bored. Hungwy. Went to sweep.
715pm Awake. Can't get to sweep anymore. Chased mine kitty cwack mousie awound. Found the white fuwwy thing with the tail. (actuawwy it's on the bed, but at a corner so I forgot it was there) Dwagged it out and curled on top of it. Went to sweep again.
846pm Awake. But bored. Curled on the white fuwwy thing with the tail and thought genius thoughts since I was too wazy to switch on the compoooter to bwog. (Basicawwy genius thoughts compwises of a few categowies of things namewy, food; food; food; kitty naps; food; food; toys; and food.)
1057pm Mine Mummy finawwy home!!!! Wushed to gweet her at the door and appear cute. As a wesult, mine Mummy went to the kitchen and gave me mine fishy goodness even before she puts down her bag or take off her socks.
1059pm Disaster stwikes! While wooking at me gobble up mine fishy goodness, mine Mummy confessed that she bought BBQ pork today. But she weft it at her studio! A whole packet of BBQ pork! Weft at her studio! Under the mercy of mine Mummy's cowweagues and students!!!!! Not a single bite for me! All in her studio!!!!! CATastwophe! Such wonderful BBQ pork! I wonder if there would be any weft tomowwow!

I am heartbwoken!

24 comments:

The Feline Sextet said...

Oh Boy, you had a lovely day until your Meowmy 'fessed to her crime, it was furry mean of her to not bring you BBQ when she knows you luvs it! We hopes there's some left fur you towmeowor!
T.F.S.

Caesar and Princess said...

What a day, and it did not end in pork. That is very very heartbreaking, we agree.

Karen Jo said...

It sounds to me like you had a great day, except for your Mummy's leaving the BBQ pork at the office. I hope there is some left for you tomorrow.

The Meezers said...

I would be mad too if my mommy left pig at the office. i would haf made her go back and get it. just in case anyone there got the bright idea to eat it. - Miles

Henry Helton said...

I cannot believe that your momma left the BBQ pork at her work. That's a bunch of crap. You really have your days jam-packed, you know? I am nowhere near as busy as you are.

Jeter and Mickey said...

deer boy,
were u talkin abowt yer mommy or yer wife?
u make me laff an laff mi frend.
i am trulee sorree abowt da bbq pork. dat wooda been delishus, i'm sure!
luv--jh

Daisy said...

Boy, you have a very busy and action-packed day! I am so sorry that you did not get any BBQ pork. This is a bad disaster!

The Furry Kids said...

Oh, I hope that the BBQ pork is still there tomorrow. You deserve some after the busy day you had!

Love,
Tazo

The Crew said...

After eating all day, how could you have any room in your tummy for BBQ pork? You must tell her to save some for!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

That is a really long day for you and your Mummy! I can't believe she forgot the pork....humans can be so thoughtless!

Latte

Lux said...

You certainly keep busy! We just sleep a lot when the beans are gone (they think, anyway).

Kelly Cat said...

Boy, your Mummy loves you very much, and she does everything you ask her to... try to find it in your heart to forgive her for leaving the BBQ pork at her studio. I bet she will be so sorry for forgetting that she will get more and give you twice as much of it. She's only human, you know...

Monty Q. Kat said...

MomBean says it doesn't look good for food left at college...

Christine and FAZ said...

It was going so well until 1059pm. Oh well. FAZ

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, I'm sorry yur momma left alla that porky goodness at the studio! I hope you get some tomorrow.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Ariel said...

"What no Pork" I would have been sad too.

me...Fat Eddy said...

Hey Boy, I'm extremely interested in the outcome of your sea monkey project. How long does sea monkeys live? Do they have baby monkeysof their own some day, or do all baby seamonkey's get born in a packet? And Do they like bananas? These are all things I need to know. I thought you had a very action packed day today. Too bad about the bbque pork. Perhaps your peep will bring you some more tomorrow.

Diamond said...

hello Boy, you had a long day sleeping and eating. You had every right to be cross with your Mummy. She should be more thoughtful. However tomorrow is another day....

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

We hopes your Mummy made it up to you!!

Kimo & Sabi said...

It took yer momma that long to succumb to yer cuteness? Pffft - more training needed!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oh no! the day was going so well until that bbq pork got left behind. i think you need even extra bbq pork to make up for your disappointment. i hope there was at least a little left for you.
how are your monkeys?

Christine and FAZ said...

Where you at Boy?

Daisy said...

Boy, we have not heard from you in a while. Hope all is well.

The Furry Kids said...

Boy, are you ok?