You know what?
I think I'm a wizard! I can do magic!
Wast night, I was in mine Mummy's woom and the wights were off. I was thinking that it was too dark to pway mine thundewing herd of ewephants and stared intentwy into the wight.....and it came on!
Then water into the night, I was feewing a wittle hungwy but mine Mummy was selfishwy stawing into the compoooter and ignowing me. So I put forth all mine most powerful thoughts and in 2 1/2minutes' time, mine Mummy unstuck her butt off the compoooter chair and stumbled into the kitchen and put some cwunchy goodness out for me. I didn't even have to sing!
And then this morning, I was getting a wittle bored and wanted to pway with mine kitty cwack mousies but I forgot where they wan off to.
So i wied down next to mine Mummy on her bed and sent out powerful thoughts about kitty cwack mousies. In wess than 5 minutes, mine Mummy stwetched a hand under her piwwow and thwew out a kitty cwack mousie for me! I heard her mumbwing something about "how did it get here" though. I wonder if mine Mummy knows magic too and she was mumbwing spells of some sort?
But you see, don't these pwove that I'm a vewy powerful magical kitty?
I can make things happen just by thinking powerful thoughts!
Hohoho...I think I'm going to do some sewious thinking about fishy goodness and BBQ pork now.