Sigh....mine Mummy is weawwy weawwy going away on 30 Apwil.
I twied mine most powerful magik, but I think mine powerfuwwest magik is still not enough to make her not go off.
Thank goodness it's onwy fwom thursday to sunday and I do not have to be awone with That-whiny-stinkybag-Thing for too wong.
Sigh...wemember mine Mummy said she's going to take the huge bag out again on 20th?
That is next week.
And That Thing has been whining and whining away and asks me if we could stop our Mummy fwom going away.
Sigh...help me...
Why do I have a Thing which whines non stop?
So to twy and stop his whining, I've decided to give a twy at doing magic again.
I thought and thought vewy hard, twying to make mine Mummy not go away.
And you know what?
It worked again!
I must weawwy have been a vewy powerful magician!
What Mummy, it's not mine magic?
The twip has onwy been postponed and you're still going away, just that it'll be 30th Apwil instead?
No, I don't bewieve you Mummy, I think it's all mine magic!
Well anyway, at weast That Thing has stopped whining for a while.
On the other news, I gotted an award!
Mr Hendwix gave this award to me! Thank you!
I shall pass it on to Miss Peach, Victor, Pwincess, Kawen Jo, Twipper, Poppy, Titus and another Victor!
Because I'm such a gweat wizard, I get to snuggle with mine Mummy the whole of this week!
Many kitties have been asking me how I did it, making mine Mummy stay instead of fwying off to China; well, I can onwy say, I can onwy do it, I can't expwain how I did it.
And anyway, I've come to weawise that many beans don't think the same way as we do and they gets fuwwy disappointed when they can't go off somepwace. So perhaps I shall not magick all your beans fwom going away but I shall magick it such that all us kitties who have to be away fwom our beans will feel that the times passes vewy quickwy and our beans will be back after onwy a few catnaps.
Oh, and do you guys think, I've been too hard on That Thing?
I thought he didn't mind.
Oh well, maybe I should no, no, no, not buddy up with him, but well you know, be just a wittle bit nicer to him?
Some other news, Singapore got our second owympic medal! After 48 years! Woah! 48 years is a fuwwy fuwwy wong time! I don't weawwy understand how they decide who is to win and who is to wose. Hitting a tiny white ball to and fwo on a table seems pwetty stwange but oh well, they gots a medal!
I wonder when will we ever get our gold medal? If you ask me, I should say they should wet us kitties participate! I'm sure I could be the champion whapper. And perhaps That Thing might win some pwizes in high jump, or chasing fuwwy mousie toys awound.
Oh, they don't have such events? What a pity!
I was sure I could do Singapore pwoud if they had!
Wemember a wong time ago when I told you guys I could do magic?
I've confirmed it. I weawwy can do magic!
Ever since mine Mummy told me she's weaving for China TWICE, I've been sending out weawwy powerful thoughts wishing and wishing mine Mummy doesn't have to go.
And you know what?
It worked!
Mine Mummy isn't going away on the 18th anymore!
There were some pwobwems with secuwity or something and they were afwaid mine Mummy wouldn't be secure or something wike that. What? Not that Mummy?
Oh there were administwative pwobwems fwom the other side and they scwewed up the whole thingey which was supposed to bwing mine Mummy's gwoup over and so now no one can go!
What a pity mine magic wasn't stwonger because the twip on the 30th wasn't scwewed up, and mine Mummy is still going on the 30th.
Oh well, at weast that's one twip wess, so I'm a wittle happier.
See, I'm a good wizard aren't I?
Oh my oh my oh my!
I've just forgotten mine bwogoversawy!
Shucks....do you guys think mine Mummy would give me extwa BBQ pork for mine one year bwogoversawy?
I just weawised that mine magic wasn't too powerful after all.
Appawentwy, I haven't got extwa BBQ pork or sticky goodness even after sending out mine most powerful magical thoughts.
Aw....
You know what?
I think I'm a wizard! I can do magic!
Wast night, I was in mine Mummy's woom and the wights were off. I was thinking that it was too dark to pway mine thundewing herd of ewephants and stared intentwy into the wight.....and it came on!
Then water into the night, I was feewing a wittle hungwy but mine Mummy was selfishwy stawing into the compoooter and ignowing me. So I put forth all mine most powerful thoughts and in 2 1/2minutes' time, mine Mummy unstuck her butt off the compoooter chair and stumbled into the kitchen and put some cwunchy goodness out for me. I didn't even have to sing!
And then this morning, I was getting a wittle bored and wanted to pway with mine kitty cwack mousies but I forgot where they wan off to.
So i wied down next to mine Mummy on her bed and sent out powerful thoughts about kitty cwack mousies. In wess than 5 minutes, mine Mummy stwetched a hand under her piwwow and thwew out a kitty cwack mousie for me! I heard her mumbwing something about "how did it get here" though. I wonder if mine Mummy knows magic too and she was mumbwing spells of some sort?
But you see, don't these pwove that I'm a vewy powerful magical kitty?
I can make things happen just by thinking powerful thoughts!
Hohoho...I think I'm going to do some sewious thinking about fishy goodness and BBQ pork now.
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