Sunday, June 29, 2008

That Thing peed on himself...

You know what?
That Thing peed on himself at the V-E-T!!!!
Hahahaha....

He keeps on denying it and said it was because the V-E-T kept him in the cage and didn't wet him out to go to the toiwet and he kept scweaming that he had to go but evewyone ignored him.
Do you think I bewieve him?
Hahahaha.....


He peed on himself!

Well, anyway, he peed on himself and I think you can imagine how he smelt wike when he came home.
I wanted to be a gentleMANcat and give him heawing wicks, but I think even gentleMANcat have their wimits.
I do not wike to wick someone's pee.


He twied to walk past me but evewytime, I whapped him in the face. Not on the head, no, he wikes whaps on the head. I whap him in the face.

See, this is the cwosest I am staying to That Thing until he goes and have a nice good bath.
(Somehow in this pictor, That Thing wooks as huge as me! Do you guys think he's going to gwow up huger than me??? The onwy thing is he gotted himself weighed that day and he was 3.35kg. I am about 8kg. So That Thing still has quite a wot of catching up to do. But what if one day he weawwy gwows to be bigger than me???!!! Do you think I can still whap him then?)

17 comments:

Daisy said...

Boy, I do not think I would enjoy licking potty, either. I do not really blame Beethoven for peeing himself, because he went through quite an ordeal.

Lux said...

Poor Beethoven. No licking pee for me, either.

I certainly think you'll always be able to whap him, being the older brother!

meemsnyc said...

Sorry to hear that you peed on yourself at the Vet. How traumatic. I hope you can get some kitty treats for your troubles.

Chairman Mao said...

That pickshure does make you look the same size, but kameras play lotsa tricks! I used to hope I'd get to be as big as my big bruther Brainball but he'll always be biggur than me unless I get a really really really late growth spurt at two plus years old!!

I'm sorry Beethoven peed on hisself! That doesn't sound like funsies. Marilyn peed on herself last time she wented to the v.e.t. too and it was bad enuff that she smelled like the vet without smellin like pee, too!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Sigh. It's hard when you are a younger cats and the vet is scary.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Oh boy Boy. We finks he is growing up rite afore yur very eyes. He's prolly da same size but obveeusley he is still a young scaredy cat since he peed hisself. We bet he shed a lot of furs at da v.e.t.s office too. Dat means yoo am nervis.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, haven't you ever had an accident, for one reason or another? We feel sad for Beethovan. Locked in a cage, unable to do his business properly. It was an accident.

But you can give him healing licks after his bath.

purrs and tail wags

goldenshade said...

That's kind of sad. Poor little brother.

I think I would have whapped him though too.

~Goldie

Parker said...

Awww, I think he needs a break. He's been through quite an ordeal. But, I would not have licked him either!

Shaggy, Scooby & Scout said...

Poor little guy! Healing licks would sure be welcome.
As long as you stay the alpha cat you can whap all you want. Soon he will start to challenge you for that position....just a warning.

michico*Adan said...

I hope your brother could be better :)
Big big hug to you as well~!

Aoise said...

Poor baby, he is probly furry embarrased. Go on, give him some healing wicks.

Castle said...

Stormie never ever peed on herself at the vet - and she NEVER pooped herself either, even when she had been given an enema - she always waited til she got home and then she RAN to her tray...

maybe you should get a sister instead!

Castle xxx

Black Cat said...

Poor little Beethoven, he had a little accident because of his ordeal, that's all! I don't blame you for not wanting to lick him though:) xxx

The Cat Realm said...

Thank you so much for your condolences regarding the loss of our sweet Emil, we appreciate your coming by!
Emil was not even a year but he was bigger and heavier than I was! But it didn't matter, he still respected me as the master of the house. I miss him.
Karl and Mrs. OZ

Ariel said...

Poor Beethoven yet I don't blame you.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wow ... Peeing at the v-e-t is pretty mortifying. I don't blame you for avoiding licking him.

BTW: Beethoven HAS gotten ginormous! Watch out, Boy. He might whip up on YOU.

DMM