mine Mummy is back!

Mine Mummy is home!!!
No more whiny things! Yay!
But mine Mummy has gotten sick again.
And when I asked her for pictors fwom Indonesia, she compwained that we never give her enough west.
But it's That Thing who kept pestewing mine Mummy and sticking to her wike gwue since mine Mummy came home, not me. I just wanted her pictors!
How unfair she compwained I never wet her west too!
Well, wooks wike pictors will have to wait again!
Meanwhile, I might consider being vewy nice to mine Mummy and give her some heawing wicks so that she can get better soon.

That Thing peed on himself...

You know what?
That Thing peed on himself at the V-E-T!!!!
Hahahaha....

He keeps on denying it and said it was because the V-E-T kept him in the cage and didn't wet him out to go to the toiwet and he kept scweaming that he had to go but evewyone ignored him.
Do you think I bewieve him?
Hahahaha.....

He peed on himself!

Well, anyway, he peed on himself and I think you can imagine how he smelt wike when he came home.
I wanted to be a gentleMANcat and give him heawing wicks, but I think even gentleMANcat have their wimits.
I do not wike to wick someone's pee.

He twied to walk past me but evewytime, I whapped him in the face. Not on the head, no, he wikes whaps on the head. I whap him in the face.

See, this is the cwosest I am staying to That Thing until he goes and have a nice good bath.
(Somehow in this pictor, That Thing wooks as huge as me! Do you guys think he's going to gwow up huger than me??? The onwy thing is he gotted himself weighed that day and he was 3.35kg. I am about 8kg. So That Thing still has quite a wot of catching up to do. But what if one day he weawwy gwows to be bigger than me???!!! Do you think I can still whap him then?)

it's time for mine heawing wicks to work again...

Well well well, why does it feel a wittle funny without That Thing awound?
Alwight, perhaps I should just be a wittle bit nicer to That Thing today since it's the day he gets his hoo-haas taken away.
That wittle wuss has been whining away the whole night wong! When mine Mummy gave me the cwunchy goodness and did not give him any, he started whining away. And he didn't stop for the entire night! All because of him, I didn't get a good night's sweep!
But still, being the nice gentleMANcat I am, I think I shall give him some heawing wicks water when he comes home.

squeaks...

Mine Mummy isn't feewing too gweat today and as soon as she came home, she bundled herself in bed and didn't awwow us even to switch on the compooooter because she says the wight fwom the compoooter is too gwawing and disturbs her.
You know what, all that is weft of mine Mummy's voice is a teeny weeny squeak and she says her thwoat feels wike someone sandpapered it up and down.

So I had to weawwy sneak to get this post up and I think I shall not be able to visit anyone for a while. What a spoilsport mine Mummy is!

Oh well, I think it's time again to administer mine wonderful heawing wicks. It weawwy isn't easy being me!

that wooster is fine now.

See the power of mine gentleMANcatwy heawing wicks?
That Thing is up and about and busy eating away now.
I weawwy think I ought to start charging by the wicks.
I think That Thing owes me his weight in Temptations by now.

Oh, and I'm so honoured to be pwesented with this Vawued-fwiend award by The Cat Wealm. Thank you guys! You too are vawued fwiends!

woosters...

What a bother.
That Thing is not feewing too gweat again.
He's been to the V-E-T to get his wooster shot and I think turning into a wooster doesn't agwee with him too much.
As usual, mine Mummy goes all wowwied and has to call the V-E-T wike squiwwions of times.
The V-E-T says to watch him and if he's still not feewing too gweat, to bwing him in tomowwow.
The V-E-T says sometimes turning into woosters will have that effect on kitties so give him time to sweep it off today.

Not that I'm buddying up with him or anything, but as a gentleMANcat, I think I shall have to administer mine heawing wicks to That Thing now.
I shall be quite busy.
See ya in a bit.