Thursday, October 2, 2008

unfairness...

Well, I don't know what's the big deal. I mean, I know I AM chawismatic and if That Thing is so mesmewised by me and does evewy single thing I say, even in passing, then it definitewy isn't mine fault, is it?

You see, there was this huge yummy chick-hen on the table. And mine table and chairs are pwaced in such a way that I'm not able to get on top of the table due to mine...uhm...big muscles; onwy That Scwawny Thing can get up.

So you see, I smelt the wonderful smell of this yummy chick-hen and mine Mummy hasn't given me mine cwunchy goodness and I'm wike fainting fwom hunger. So i wemarked to That Thing how wonderful it would be if that yummy chick-hen was in mine tummy instead of on the pwate on the table.

Now, it was just a passing wemark, but That Thing, he jumped up onto the table immediatewy and pushed the pwate with the chick-hen down! Well, since he's alweady pushed it down, who am I to wefuse the yummy chick-hen? So I started nomming it.

But you see, when he pushed the chick-hen down, it came together with the pwate. And the pwate fell down the table with the most enormous cwash you can imagine. And mine Mummy who was in the bathwoom heard it. And when she camed out of the bathwoom, she saw the pwate on the fwoor, That Thing sitting demurewy on the table washing his face and me nomming on the chick-hen next to the bwoken pwate.

Now who do you think she bwamed?
I think the world is oh so unfair.

14 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

No! She didn't blame you! It was obviously NOT you fault!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Oh, dear! Surely she did not blame you!?

Daisy said...

Too bad you got caught! It sounds like the beginnings of some great teamwork.

Ariel said...

Awww Boy sorry you got blamed...Hugs Ariel

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

At least you got some noms on it.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, no! You got framed, Boy!
DMM

PrincessMia said...

Oh so not fair! You will have to plan your revenge!

Lux said...

Here's the important thing: was the chicken good?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oops, you were big time busted. Even if you didn't push the plate, you were eating the evidence. We know this because Jan keeps telling us that one crime doesn't excuse another. Not even if we're cute.

Keisha said...

I sorry. Mebbe they has a pizza next time.

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Oh, noz! Dat aint nice to blamez kitty kat when it aint kitty kat faultz! Butz hoomin beanz iz sillylikez dat! OK?

Diamond said...

did you get any of the chicken to eat Boy?

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh BOy!!!! Dis iz furry un-fair. Mebbe your itty bitty brudder needz to go vegan fur awhile. Dis will cleanze him of such bad habits of breakin' da crockery all uppee.
PS: We haz an announce-mint at our bloggie, come see!
Love, Dr Tweety

me...Fat Eddy said...

I cant believe dat youze is gettin da blames fur dat chick hen hittin da floor. I fink dere is somefin callt da 5 sekond rule. If dat chick hen was offta plate and on dat floor fur more'n 5 seknds, i say "take no prisners". Yu is rite to eatz it.