Monday, January 17, 2011

it's wooster time again...

It's that awful day of the year again when I have to hiss at the V-E-T while she gives me mine Wooster Shot.
The onwy good thing about all this is I get to have about an hour without That Thing whining away at mine side.
He has to stay all by himself at home, and That Whiny Thing he is, he kept whining away when mine Mummy and I got home and now he wefuses to wet any of us get out of his sight!

There were 3 giant woofies who were seeing the V-E-T before me and big cwumsy things they were! I gave them the best hiss I could and the V-E-T assistant said I was such an awesome kitteh who wasn't afwaid of anyone! Of course I wasn't afwaid! They were huge, but they sure can't beat a genius bwain wike mine.

When it was mine turn to see the V-E-T, she had 3 assistants together in the woom with her.
But I didn't think those assistants were any much help. One of them asked mine Mummy (in a shout because I was hissing and gwowwing at them all woudwy so that evewyone outside in the waiting woom can hear what tortures I'm going thwough) if mine Mummy could hold on to me while the V-E-T examined me.
And then the 3 assistants simpwy stood at the other end of the woom, and wooked while the V-E-T attempted to poke and pwod at me while mine Mummy held me.
That took out all the fun. I would have wiked to scare the V-E-T a wittle!

The V-E-T pwodded and squeezed me and after a wong time, finawwy said to mine Mummy, "he's vewy good for his age!"
I totawwy disagwee with the V-E-T.
First, I think the V-E-T should have the courtesy of talking TO me, instead of talking ABOUT me to mine Mummy wike I wasn't awound! After all, it's ME she is discussing with mine Mummy isn't she?
And I totawwy disagwee with the V-E-T saying I'm vewy good for mine age because I'm not just vewy good.
I'M PURRFECT!
Get it?
I'M PURRFECT!
And I'm PURRFECT for all ages.

14 comments:

Daisy said...

Boy, I am so sorry you had to have such terrible tortures! Of course you are perfect for all ages!

A few Good Cats said...

We think the v*t underestimated you, too, Boy! "Very good" isn't a bad thing to say, but then to add "for his age"?? Sheesh!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Well and I am purrfect too...

The Island Cats said...

We're so glad you survived your v-e-t visit!! And of course you are purrfect, what else would you be??!?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We agree, Boy. You are purrfect for your age - any age!

The Lee County Clowder said...

"good for his age"! Indeed!

Boy, we are sorry you didn't get to scare that V*T, or at least thwopp her goood.

Glad to hear from you again.

michico*Adan said...

You are perfect in every way, we knew!!

Nomi said...

You did your best to give the V-e-t a hard time so well done you !

Ariel said...

Your very brave my friend and perfect too.Me and mom are blogging again :)

Kitikata-san said...

I don't like the vet. I don't like being shoved into the blue box to go to the vet. I don't like the vet.

Ariel said...

My blog was allowing comments it has now been fixed :)

Ariel said...

Just stopping by with a hug for a sweet friend.

Shawn Tymchak said...

Purrrfect now, not pleasant taking them to the vet, we have three and they don't even like to look at their carrier, never mind get into it.

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

The vet is no fun for anyone but something that we have to do.
Leaving birthday wishes for Boy and wishing lots, lots, and lots more!