finawwy, a post after a wong hiatus...

Hewwo evewybody!

I know I'd been a weawwy bad bwogger, but you see, it's all mine Mummy's fault.

She thinks the compooter bewongs to her and when she cwaims that she is working, she wefused to wet anyone else touch it. So I had not been bwogging for a wong wong time, and it's totawwy not because I was wazy or anything because of course I was not.

But I have some vewy good fwiends who misses me when I is not awound. So one fine day, dearJan emailed mine Mummy to ask how we were. And of course mine Mummy cannot wefuse to wet me bwog now because I do have to wet all mine good fwiends out there know how we are wight? So I have dear Jan to thank because I could cwaim some compoooter time to bwog again.

Well, so what's been happening here?

Actuawwy, nothing new.

I'm still vewy busy taking care of mine Mummy, and That Thing is still as annoying as he always is.

Oh, something swightwy exciting happened yesterday, because That Thing had to go to the V-E-T for his wooster shots. And I didn't have to!

And he whined and whined and whined and whined and at the V-E-T, he was so scared he kept pushing his face into mine Mummy's armpit.

And you know what, wemember the wast time I was at the V-E-T, the doctor and evewyone there wemembered me because I almost scweamed the pwace down, but yet the doctor said I was cute.

You know what, nobody wemembered who That Thing was when he went yesterday. The weceptionist had to ask mine Mummy for That Thing's name! And you know what, no one said he was cute!

Well, of course, it's natuwal since I'm definitely MUCH cuter than That Thing.

And here is a pigshure of handsome me for your viewing pweasure.

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some ideas wequired...

Hey everyone! I'm sure you've all missed my handsome face! So here's some handsomeness for you!
Mine Mummy finawwy has her wecital done with so she's got a wittle more time to bweathe for the time being and I finawwy can get onto the compoooter!
I missed you all so!
Now there's something I need to ask you guys.
That Thing is turning 1 in 2 days time! What do you think I should do?
Not that I'm buddies with him or anything, no no no, don't misunderstand anything, but well, since he's been so nice to thwow me a party for mine 15th purrthday, do you guys think I should do something for him?
What should I do?
Now this weawwy wequires a genius mind.

moo in G#

Mine Mummy says she's so busy she hardwy has time to bweathe again.
Once more genius me says, why bother to bweathe since she's so busy. She should just stop bweathing and use the time she's saved on bweathing to switch on the compoooter for me to bwog.

Well anyway, she never wistens to me and so I onwy have time for a short post today.

I've ever so many things to tell evewyone of you but I can onwy tell you one of them today. See these pictors bewow!Yeap! Mine Mummy boughted him speciawwy for me!
His name is called Moo-in-G#-major but I think I shall just call him Moo.
Obviouswy mine Mummy wasn't the one to name him or he'd simpwy be known as Fish.

Mine vewy own Moo!
I'm so fuwwy excited I think I can't sweep tonight!
And do you know why mine Mummy gotted him for me?
Wet me tell you a secwet.
A vewy important event is coming up in 5 days' time!
Can anyone guess what it is?

I'm going to make sure mine Mummy stops being so busy in 5 days' time and we're going to do something fuwwy exciting! Do stay posted because I want to invite all of you guys!

busy...

Hey evewybody!
I'm here!
Thanks for evewyfuwwy fwiends' concern. I'm fine.

BUT....
there was a weason why I wasn't awound for such a wong time!

Mine Mummy has been so busy she hasn't got the time to switch the compoooter on for me!
She says she's so busy she's hardly even have time to bweathe, wet awone on the compoooter for me.
But I say, if she's so busy she doesn't have time to bweathe, why don't she just stop bweathing, and spend the time switching the compoooter on for me instead?

Well anyway, I've been quite busy too.
Because mine Mummy's so busy she's seem to stop noticing things awound the house, I've been quite busy getting her to start noticing again.
Mine oh mine, I've been busy!
Hairballs on the bed, mine fur in mine Mummy's cups, mine kitty cwack mousies all over the fwoor.
I wonder when mine Mummy will start noticing?

Oh, and wemember the BBQ pork I told you guys about that time?
Mine Mummy did manage to bwing it home the next day.
But onwy half of what she owiginawwy gotted!
*sulks*

Oh well, I haven't got the time for a wong post this time - mine Mummy is perstewing me to stop bwogging and switch off the compoooter because she wants to go to bed soon. Sigh...I hope I'll be back again vewy soon for more posts!
Don't forget me!