I didn't know mine Mummy woves poop so much!

I didn't know mine Mummy woves poop so much.
Today That Thing pooped and mine Mummy studied his poop so intentwy, and then mine Mummy started whooping in joy!

If mine Mummy woves poop so much, maybe I should go and poop on her bed?
Being the nice gentleMANcat me, I always twy to give mine Mummy what she wikes.