Mummy says her wessons are finished!
But she says she's not coming back until 1 week water!
If she's done with her wessons, why doesn't she want to come back?
Why doesn't she want to see me quickwy?
How wong is 1 week anyway? I think it's still too many catnaps for me to count.

Mummy tells me she's going to Gulangyu tomowwow.
She says that is an iswand which pwoduces wots of wonderful pianists, such that they call it the home of the pianists.
Mummy also says that the heat here is kiwwing her.
Mummy's becoming a fwied Mummy soon.

Why does Mummy want to go all the way to be killed by the heat?
She can just come back and I get to cuddle with mine Mummy and she doesn't get killed.
Do you think Mummy weawwy will be killed tomowwow?
Help!