I think the murdewous heat fwom China has twacked mine Mummy down and is chasing her all the way here.
Because I felt the heat twying to kill us these few days.

These few mornings, Mummy woke up to find me, not next to her, but under her.
Yep. Under her bed.
It's simpwy too hot to sleep on the bed, I end up stwetching all the way out on the fwoor under mine Mummy's bed because it's coower on the fwoor.

Mummy was gwumbwing about having to sweep the fwoor under the bed now I took to stwetching out there.
Heh....she should have swept the fwoor under the bed even if I wasn't going to wie there, don't you agwee?
Mine Mummy is a vewy wazy animal. tsk tsk tsk....