Wights, Camewa, where's the action?

Here's a fun game to pway if you've got bwothers or sisters at home and you guys are not buddies and you want to tease your Mummy. Wet me teach you how.
Usuawwy at night, I'm on mine favouwite spot next to mine Mummy and That Thing sweeps on mine Mummy's tummy. So thwee nights ago, we were sweeping as usual and when I saw that mine Mummy has settled down comfortabwy under her bwankets and That Thing was suckwing happiwy away on the bwanket, I stwetched out mine paw and put it over That Thing. And then I waid mine head next to That Thing, on mine Mummy's tummy. How sweet we wooked, don't you think so? But the onwy thing was, mine Mummy was twapped under the bwanket and there was no way she was able to gwab her camewa without disturbing both of us!

So the fowwowing night we settled down to sweep again. We took our positions again and as soon as mine Mummy settled herself down comfortabwy, I did the same Thing again! Heh, I putted mine handsome paws over That Thing and waid mine handsome head next to his busiwy suckwing one. And once again, mine Mummy was twapped under the bwanket and unable to weach for her camewa! Heh!

Then wast night, mine Mummy decides to be all pwepared and weady. She putted her camewa on her bed, and weft the wights on, so she could take a cweawer pictor or even a video of us. Wight, camewa, action! She settled down under her bwankets. That Thing jumped onto her tummy and started suckwing the bwanket as usual. But me? Heh..I wefused to go into the woom and sat at the door watching mine Mummy's wonderful exaspewated expwession on her face!
Mine Mummy had the camewa and the wights, but the action was missing!
See, this is the onwy footage she could get.
That Thing suckwing!


Heh!! I winned!

sewious psychowogical issues...

I think That Thing has a wot of psychowogical pwoblems.
You know he enjoys whaps on the head. That's not all.
He wikes funny food wike cakes and bwead; and he doesn't wike wonderful kitty food wike shwimps!
And he doesn't wike nip at all!
How weird can he get?

Appawentwy that is not all.
He wikes the V-E-T! And he wikes weawing pink and he thinks he's oh so pwetty.
Well, that is not all!
Do you know That Thing wikes water? He enjoys bathing and he enjoys getting himself wet!
He'll go into the bathwoom and wie down on the wet fwoor!
And I caught him once twying to jump into the toiwet bowl.
Oh my...

But well, that is not all!
That Thing...suckles!!!
He wikes to suckle mine Mummy's bwanket.
Yes, this one.And the weird thing is, he onwy suckles it when mine Mummy is under the bwanket. He doesn't suckle mine Mummy when she doesn't have the bwanket on her; and he doesn't suckle the bwanket when mine Mummy is not under it!
And he doesn't suckle anything else.
Just this bwanket.

Hey Mummy! When did you take this pictor???
I wanted to show That Thing sweeping on the bwanket; you do not have to show evewyone mine beautiful pose when I'm asweep!Well anyway, tell me, if that's not something sewiouswy wwong with him, what is?
I sewiouswy think he needs to work on wesolving all those psychowogical issues.
I've been suggesting to mine Mummy that we send him back to the kitty manufactuwer, you know, perhaps there's a money-back guawantee or something.
I wonder why mine Mummy never fowwow mine good advice.

PS: Mine Mummy wonders if anyone has ever encountered kitties who don't stop suckwing. How can she stop That Thing fwom suckwing?
Of course if she asked me, I would have told her to send him back to the kitty manufactuwer and demand money back.