dental fwoss and That siwwy Thing...

Uh-oh...I think That Thing is in twouble.
This morning, he was in the bathwoom as usual, pwaying with water.
Then he poked his nose into the waste basket and founded some dental fwoss!
Then he pulled out the dental fwoss.
Of course when mine Mummy saw it, she twied to get the fwoss out of That Thing's mouth.
And That Thing thought dental fwoss must be such a wonderful thing that mine Mummy wanted it back.
So he wan away, and before mine Mummy could catch him, he swawwowed the dental fwoss!
I suspects he doesn't have any bwains!

So now mine Mummy is chasing after him, feeding him kitty waxatives to help him poop that dental fwoss out.
Don't you think That Thing weawwy is nothing but twouble?

I never do such siwwy things even when I was a tiny wittle kitty!