Tuesday, March 18, 2008

It's so Not Fair!

There is this cabinet in mine house where the hi-fi system and tewevision are, and behind this cabinet is kitty heaven with wots of wires and fun stuff.
But mine Mummy never awwow us to go behind the cabinet, I think she's a spoilsport.

Well, of course after mine Mummy says I'm not supposed to go in, I don't.
Or wather, I go in onwy when mine Mummy isn't wooking since it upsets her so.

But That Thing is not as intewwigent and he keeps going in behind the cabinet when mine Mummy IS wooking.
So in the end, mine Mummy has to put up cardboards at the sides so he can't get in.

Well, he can't get in, so being the bwat he is, he kicks up a huge fuss.
And cwies and cwies.
I was onwy twying to get him to shut up, so I taught him how to jump over the cardboard to get in behind the cabinet while mine Mummy was showewing in the bathwoom.

I didn't expect mine Mummy to take a much shorter time than usual, so when she came out of the bathwoom, she found ME behind the cabinet.

It was then that a wight bulb cwicked inside her head.
"So...it's YOU who taught Oven how to get in!"


Well duh, of course it's me.
Do you think That Thing has enough bwains inside that tiny head to be able to figure it out all by himself?


And then I gotted punished. Mine Mummy shutted me into the woom and said I better stay in there until I can wemember that I shouldn't get in behind cabinets.
Isn't it totawwy unfair?
There I was, being the helpful obwiging gentleMANcat, teaching That Thing what he wanted to know and keeping him quiet so he doesn't make a nuisance of himself or disturb mine Mummy, and I gotted punished!


I'm going to ignore mine Mummy forever!
Ok, I'm going to ignore her until I feel hungwy.
Ok, I'm going to wook for mine Mummy now.
Mummy! I need cwunchies!!

22 comments:

Pet's are 4 Life said...

Its so totally nots fair! I always is the one getting in troubles too and I is just teaching my brofur and sistas how to be betta kittehs!

PB & J said...

Oh yeah - kittens make life hard for us good ManCats!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh very not fair. He does something and you get in trouble?

MoMo said...

Not fair at all, Boy! Life is tough for mancats with kittens. I feel for you!

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Boy I think it was very mancatly of you to "take one for the team!"

DaisyMae Maus said...

It IS pretty unfair that YOU got busted when you were only trying to help. Sigh ...
DMM

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yes, sometimes life is tough but then when you need a friend, "that thing" will be there for you.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

We have something like that that we aren't allowed to go behind but we do anyway. Actually we have a "cat free" room where all of the really big deal DO NOT TOUCH things live.

You should never get blamed for a kitten's stupidity.
Chase

Adan*Michico said...

Oah I am so sorry, Boy~!
That is not fair!! I feel for you as well~!!! I think I am gonna face your condition soon~!!!!!I have to keep my eyes open!!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Aw, man. That's not right!

Jimmy Joe said...

That is injustice, plain and square, buddy. I hope you got some extra treats to make up for your unfair punishment.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Boy,

Dis callz fur mutiny. I suggestee dat you comez oevfur here immediately & we can planz a revolushun. I cannot beleevz you has to be in da room all by yourselfee. Dis iz not right. Mebbe I can bites da momeez butt fur you? At da furry least ('cuz I know you still need to eat) I can peez in her shoez. Momeez do not likes pee in dere shoez.

-Dr Tweety

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

no boy,
dat iz not fair.
u wer onlee tryin to help.
did u get da crunchiez?
luv--jh

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ignoring dem too long duzn't werk at all. We want owr crunchies too bad. We am googoo for crunchies.

goldenshade said...

That is too bad, Boy. That reminds me off the wee ones here. The PM always tells the oldest to let it out, say how you are feeling then distract, distract, distract!

I think you sould move on to the distract part.

Hey look! There is a huge bird looking in your window!

Ariel said...

I would poop in her shoe...Yet you didn't hear this from me.

The Furry Kids said...

That is not fair!! Wasn't *she* the one who wanted you to be nice to that Thing? You were only doing what she wanted. Beans...

Ruis said...

Sometimes I thought things went better between you and That Thing, but when reading this... It is SO TOTALLY unfair and wrong of your Mummy!!! I think it's time you totally IGNOR That Thing, Boy, and let him learning things by himself with his tiny headed brains. ;-)

Headbutts,
~Ruis

The Cat Realm said...

No Boy - life isn't fair! No matter what you do - you can't make it right. I think you need to work together with the thing AGAINST your Mom. Just to show her who is in charge!!!!

meemsnyc said...

don't be sad kitty!

William said...

That's not fair at all. I tell you, little brothers just cause trouble!

Quasi said...

In my experience, kittens are either going to be your biggest annoyances or your best accolytes. Nothing in between. When they are old enough to read, you may want to tell them that I’ve written a scathingly-funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, which will be out May 6th. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, a how-to manual FOR cats. Check it out on my website, www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com.