Sunday, July 29, 2007

I was tagged for a pwoverb meme by Wosie and Cheeto, so I went hunting among mine Mummy's books to find the most wearned pwoverbs.
But all I saw were her comic books! Nothing to do with wearned pwoverbs at all. I've gotted to put on mine thinking hat and come up with them on mine own - fortunatewy I'm a genius cat!

Ok, here goes!

It's no use cwying over spilt milk, wick them all up!

The squeaky wheel gets the gwease, the kitty that sings at 230am gets the fishy goodness.

You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you may have your fishy goodness and temptations to fowwow as wong as you wook cute enough and sing pwettiwy enough.

Yay! 3 pwoverbs for us kitties!
Now, I can't decide who to tag, so any kitty who feels wike pwaying can just twy their paws on coming up with more pwoverbs.
Have fun!


mister jeter harris, hizself said...

deer boy,
doze ar sum brillyunt proverbz.
sumtime will u show us yer mom'z comic bookz. dey look intrestin!
luv--yer frend--jh

Daisy said...

Boy, those are some very good proverbs. My favorite is the one about having your fishy goodness and Temptations too!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Oh gudness, those are grate boy! Yoo must have purrfected the secund one cause it's vary easy fur yoo to luk cute! Maybe we can come ovur at 2:30 and join yoo fur yer fishy gudness and temptayshun snack!

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Those are excellent proverbs, Boy. You truly ARE a genius cat!

Quilt Granny said...

Hi Boy. Its me Fat Eddy. I like the idea of having proverbs and sayings for cats. Here's one.

Let sleeping dogs lie...Heh heh heh, more like "Never let sleeping dogs lie, or sleep, or rest, or eat, or do anything if you can terrorize them"

Hmm, there's probably more stored away in my cat memories somewhere. I'll have to think about this.

How about "The early bird gets the worm" and then the "brave hunter cat gets the early bird"

Anonymous said...

ooh - those are excellent! and very true also!

The Furry Kids said...

Excellent proverbs.

Mr. Hendrix said...

I love these. very very true. i do like how singing = fishy goodness. That is the genius math I enjoy!