being a good bwother...

Maybe, just maybe, I might wet That Thing snuggle with me when he naps today.

I'm still keeping a vewy cwose eye on mummy, making sure she doesn't wun away and weave me all awone.
Mine mummy's going away to China, though I don't know where in the world China is.
If it's not something that can be eaten, then it certainwy isn't a good thing.

Mine mummy's a moo-zick-tion and the ensemble she's pwaying with is sending her to China to wearn more things. But mine mummy alweady knows how to cook nice fishy goodness for me and how to be a nice mummy to snuggle to; what more does she need to wearn? She alweady knows all the important stuff!

Mummy says it's a gweat thing for her and they paying her and all her fees as well! But how is that a gweat thing if they never invite me awong? How can they not ask mummy to bwing me awong? I'm moo-zick-wy tawented too - just ask mummy how well I can sing!

Anyway, I better stop bwogging and continue keeping mine eye on mummy.

HELP!!!!!!!!
Mummy comes back and announces that she WEAWWY is weaving me for 2 months!!!!!!
She'll be gone the wast week of apwil and she won't be back until the end of june!
That is an ETERNITY!!!!!

Who will give me mine fishy goodness??
And there will be no one to switch on the compoooter for me to use!
And no mummy to snuggle to at night or sing to in the morning!
No mummy to stuff my wittle nosy up her nostwil.
No mummy to cuddle me up or give me scwatches when I ask for them!
No mummy to talk to!

What will happen to me these 2 months??????
Do you think mummy is weaving me for good???
But I haven't been a bad kitty!!!!

**howls