I'm still keeping a vewy cwose eye on mummy, making sure she doesn't wun away and weave me all awone.
Mine mummy's going away to China, though I don't know where in the world China is.
If it's not something that can be eaten, then it certainwy isn't a good thing.

Mine mummy's a moo-zick-tion and the ensemble she's pwaying with is sending her to China to wearn more things. But mine mummy alweady knows how to cook nice fishy goodness for me and how to be a nice mummy to snuggle to; what more does she need to wearn? She alweady knows all the important stuff!

Mummy says it's a gweat thing for her and they paying her and all her fees as well! But how is that a gweat thing if they never invite me awong? How can they not ask mummy to bwing me awong? I'm moo-zick-wy tawented too - just ask mummy how well I can sing!

Anyway, I better stop bwogging and continue keeping mine eye on mummy.