poop-on-demand...

Today is a HOWWIBLE day.Earwy in the morning, after I had mine second bweakfast and is waiting patientwy for mine Mummy to turn away so that I can nom That Thing's bweakfast, mine Mummy took out the haversack/kitteh carrier.

And without asking mine permission, she put me inside it!

That was awfuwwy wude! Has she asked me if I was fwee today? No! She simpwy scooped me up and took me away, just wike that.

I mean, it's ok if I was fwee, but I had evewything pwanned for the day, naps, whapping That Thing, naps, noms, whapping That Thing, naps, noms, you get the gist; it was going to be a vewy busy day!

And now I had to endure going to the V-E-T!

Well, what can a gentleMANcat do but accept his wot in wife gwaciouswy?

So I went to the V-E-T with mine Mummy.

The pwevious time I had been to the V-E-T was an entire year ago for mine wooster shot and the V-E-T and the assistants hadn't seen me for a whole year. But mine fame was so gweat that when they saw me, they all wemembered, THIS IS THE SCAWY SCWEAMING KITTEH! Heh!

So when it was mine turn in the consultation woom, THWEE other assistants came into the woom with gwoves, towels and what have you.

Then the bwavest of the assistants came forward with her towel and attempted to wwap me up.

Of course at this point in time, all h*ll bwoke woose.

I scweamed and scweamed and scweamed and I'm sure I did much better this year than wast year. Pwobably you could hear me down the stweet.

So mine Mummy told the V-E-T, that perhaps she should ask the assistants to all go away and that it's better mine Mummy hold me. How happy those assistants appeared to be when they huwwied out of the woom.

And mine Mummy held me, and that was the end of all fun because I won't bite mine Mummy. So I just growled and growled, but genius me is not going to give up so easiwy. I was still twying to pwot the V-E-T's demise.

And then a bwiwwiant idea stwuck me.

So while the V-E-T was oh so carefuwwy poking me with the needle, giving me the wooster shot, I concentwated with all mine might.

And when the needle was wemoved and mine handsome self cawwied up by mine Mummy, I pwesented to them....POOP...oh gwowious POOP!

Mine Mummy was so embawassed and kept twying to expwain, "oh dear, he's never had any accidents before!"

Hey Mummy, it's not an accident! It's dewibewate, intentional POOP! Get it?

Well, anyway, I was still poked and gotted the wooster, but at weast, I did make mine feewings felt.

back...with some awful news...

Sowwy for being away for so wong, I'm finawwy back.
But I come back with some awful news to bwing you all again, sigh...
Mine Mummy, she is going off to Hong Kong again on 10th June. And after that she's going to go to Yunnan in China.
Mine Mummy says she is so wooking forward to going, but has she spared a thought for handsome genius me?
Bwegh! I'll have to stay home, wight here, with That Whiny-Stinkybag-Thing! Bwegh!
And mine Mummy is going to be gone all the way until Juwy!
I am totawwy so not happy!

the weason i'm upset...

Sigh......
See what this is?Mine Mummy went out for a jog this morning.
She usuawwy jogs all the way to where mine evil V-E-T is and back.
And if you guys wemember, on the way to the V-E-T, there's a wot of vegetation and no beans awound, and there are also BIG BAD woofies wunning wild there.
And while mine Mummy was jogging thwough there, this wittle thing came out and meowed at mine Mummy, and fowwowed her.
And mine Mummy petted her.
And when mine Mummy petted her, she found....goodness me....woofie bites on this wittle thing!
Bites in a wot of pwaces!
And this wittle thing is so thin one side of her tummy is wike sticking to the other side.
And mine Mummy knew she ought not weave this wittle thing there at the mercy of those woofies, especiawwy after wooking awound and weawising this wittle thing is all awone. No signs of her mama or any other bwothers or sisters.
And those bites need to be taken care of.
And it was just as well it was quite near the V-E-T.
So mine Mummy cawwied this wittle thing to the V-E-T and gotted her cweaned up.
The V-E-T cweaned up the wounds and thank goodness, found that they were mostwy superficial. And gave mine Mummy a huge bottle of antiseptic cweam.
Well, so far so good.
I do appwove of what mine Mummy did so far; I mean, I would have done the same, and I would have expected evewyone else to do the same.
That is...until...
mine Mummy decided to bwing this wittle thing....HOME!!!!
Arh...this is where the pwobwem wies.
I DO NOT appwove of this final part in what mine Mummy has done.
After all, it's MINE home too and she ought to have sought mine appwoval first!
I've alweady put up with That Thing for cwose to a year (did mine Mummy seek appwoval for That Thing? NO!) and I think I've been fairwy genewous! But one more wittle thing? NOOOO!!!!

So there! I am not at all happy today.
And what does That Thing think? He thinks mine Mummy speciawwy bwought a girlfwiend home for him! *snickers*

*PS fwom the Mummy: I'm looking for a real kind soul to adopt this little cutie pie since as you can see from my dear kitties' blogs, that I am away quite a lot, and I really don't think I'm going to have the time for another little one. And anyway, dear Boy is really unhappy about this whole arrangement and I don't want to traumatise him further. Although little 'Oven would probably be heartbroken for a while that I give his sweetheart away, he'll get over it very soon. And he'll be happy to know that his sweetheart is in a nice forever home.

I'm upset!

Something vewy BAD has happened!
I'm vewy upset!
More updates tonight.

not happy...

I'm vewy upset!
Tomowwow is a BIG day and no one cares!
I even twied hinting to That Thing and all he does is giggle!
Giggle I tell you!
Evewyone has forgotten about me!
I'm not feewing happy at all!

Mine Mummy expects me to share evewything? Pooh!

The Thing came back fwom the V-E-T!!!
Why didn't the V-E-T keep him there?

And do you know what?
After 2 days of being shut in the woom with the compoooter wooky at what happened!!!
Now I've got to share the compooooter too!

I am not happy!!

poop-worthy

This is way too much.
First mine Mummy goes out for squiwwions of hours and weaves me all awone at home.
Then she comes back, smewwing of

FISH!

She ate fish and never even bwing a tiny bite home for me?
I think I'm going to sulk the whole of tomowwow!

I'm going to zap you with mine waser eyes!!

You know what mummy did to me today???
Wemember the nice box that came with Mimi's sorbet & mine book and mummy's cd?
Well, mummy THWEW MINE BOX AWAY!!!!!
It was such a nice box...and...and....SHE THWEW IT AWAY!!!! For no weason!!!

I'm going to stay in bed the whole day today to sulk.

You know what?
I just founded out fwom mine cousins that their mummy went to China too!
And she had been there for more than 10years!!!!
And when their mummy went over to China, they went to stay with their mummy's mummy!
And they thought that their mummy would come back soon, but she went and she never came back! (Oh, she did, but it was for onwy a short while evewytime, and then she went back!)
But that's not the worst!
You know what's the worst?
The worst was, mine cousins founded out that their mummy gotted a new kitty over there in China!!!! Their mummy even boughted a pictor of the new kitty back home to show them!
Another kitty! Without mine cousins' appwoval!

Do you think mine mummy would do that too????

I think I can't stop cwying tonight.

I'm still keeping a vewy cwose eye on mummy, making sure she doesn't wun away and weave me all awone.
Mine mummy's going away to China, though I don't know where in the world China is.
If it's not something that can be eaten, then it certainwy isn't a good thing.

Mine mummy's a moo-zick-tion and the ensemble she's pwaying with is sending her to China to wearn more things. But mine mummy alweady knows how to cook nice fishy goodness for me and how to be a nice mummy to snuggle to; what more does she need to wearn? She alweady knows all the important stuff!

Mummy says it's a gweat thing for her and they paying her and all her fees as well! But how is that a gweat thing if they never invite me awong? How can they not ask mummy to bwing me awong? I'm moo-zick-wy tawented too - just ask mummy how well I can sing!

Anyway, I better stop bwogging and continue keeping mine eye on mummy.

I don't know when Apwil is, but I'm not wetting mummy out of mine sight fwom now on.
That way she can't weave without me!
I'm going to force meself into mummy's bag someway or other.
Mummy cannot desert me!!!

Here am the kitty on the wookout. Mummy's not getting out of mine sight!Even if I'm not wooking, mine paw's still here!
Mummy....you're NOT going anywhere without me!
I weawwy hope this will work!

HELP!!!!!!!!
Mummy comes back and announces that she WEAWWY is weaving me for 2 months!!!!!!
She'll be gone the wast week of apwil and she won't be back until the end of june!
That is an ETERNITY!!!!!

Who will give me mine fishy goodness??
And there will be no one to switch on the compoooter for me to use!
And no mummy to snuggle to at night or sing to in the morning!
No mummy to stuff my wittle nosy up her nostwil.
No mummy to cuddle me up or give me scwatches when I ask for them!
No mummy to talk to!

What will happen to me these 2 months??????
Do you think mummy is weaving me for good???
But I haven't been a bad kitty!!!!

**howls

I've just hacked up all the goodies I earned fwom mummy with my cuteness, and I pooped until my bee-Hind feels wike it's on fire.

Yes. Now go away and don't bother me.
My tummy feels BAAAADDD!!!!!

This is waaaayyy too much!
First they don't sweep half the night.
Then they pwayed something with white tiles that makes a whole wot of noise.
But when I want to pway with those tiles, they chased me away!
And to top it off, they bwought noisy sticky wittle beings into MY house!
MY HOUSE!
MY WOOM!
MY BED!!!!!!!!

I am sewiouswy ANNOYED.

dammit!

dang...
After so much encouwagement fwom my fuwwy-good fwiends, I did it!
I ordered something for MYSELF!
Yes.
The vewy first thing I gotted for myself after finding out how to hack into mummy's cwedit card account!
Yeah!
And then.....

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DAMMIT!

Not to mention the weaf cd I wanted to get for mummy....can't be gotten either.

Doubly DAMMIT!
Someone comfort me! NOW!

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ok....watest update.
I finawwy found out why they don't ship.
And I managed to get them to ship.
Heh.....genius kitty I am.

Ok, now for the difficult part!

Waiting for my own pwesents!

PS: I think this is more fun than kitty cwack!