someone pwease help me!!!

Help!
Today is a howwible day!
First of all, wook at what mine Mummy found under the bed!
Yes, the PINK COWWAR is back!After so much hard work kiwwing it and giving it such a good buwial under the bed, mine Mummy has to take it out and put it back on mine handsome neck!
I wook handsome enough WITHOUT the pink cowwar, thank you vewy much!

Ok, you would think this is the worst news, but wet me tell you, there's worse coming up.
Now this is weawwy weawwy bad....
I've been acting cute and peeping over at mine Mummy's compoooter scween when she emails and guess what I wead?
Mine Mummy has got a few emails wegarding
FOSTEWING KITTIES!!!!!!
Fwom this pwace called the Cat Welfare Society in our countwy.

FOSTEWING WHAT MUMMY???!!!!!
Ahem....I never gave mine consent Mummy!
Appawentwy, when this pwace gets kitties which are abandoned, they'll send them out to foster famiwies until someone decides to adopt the kitty. Then the kitty would move to their forever home.

But wooking at what mine Mummy is wike, I quite suspect the kitties she ends up fostewing are going to find their Forever Homes wight here.
Wight here in MINE HOME!

Someone...pwease tell me what to do....
I think I'm sewiouswy going to be vewy depwessed....

finawwy a wong post!

Within this pwastic bag wies the gweatest yummy tweat known to kitty-kind. Tweat fit for the gods. Tweat that makes you forget evewything else, even a pink cowwar on your neck.
Intwoducing the FAMOUS BBQ PORK!!!
Mine Mummy found a new shop near her studio that sells BBQ pork and so she boughted some for me to twy. I must say, it's weawwy not bad! Except for the fact that mine Mummy forgot and weft it at her studio for 2 days before bwinging it home. Which means more than half wented down into her cowweagues' tummies.

Finawwy mine Mummy awwowed me a nice wong post today although she's still extwemewy busy. Since many of you said that stopping bweathing was bad so I told her she's awwowed to go on bweathing and perhaps she can stop bwinking instead. She gave me a weird wook, I wonder why.

Alwight, some updates.
Mine V-E-T twip was HOWWIBLE!
Mine Mummy stuffed me into the kitty pwison and I hated it so much I started scweaming. Which meant we could not take a bus to the V-E-T because mine Mummy had to cawwy me in her arms. Fortunatewy the V-E-T was quite near so we walked, or wather, mine Mummy walk. I wefused to walk when she put me down, so mine Mummy had to cawwy me and walk. Mine Mummy said to tell you guys that cawwying an 8kg piece of unhappy kitty in your arms and walking is no fun at all, not even if the V-E-T is just next door (which unfortunatewy mine wasn't).

Fortunatewy the V-E-T wasn't too cwowded, so I gotted to see him vewy quickwy. You know what? I was so pwoud of mineself. I gave the BIGGEST hiss in the world to the V-E-T! That'll show him for dawing to touch at woyal highness me!

Well, in the end the V-E-T poked me with a wong sharp thing and I think Daisy was wight. He was giving me some wooster shots or something! So I started scweaming again. I didn't want to turn into a wooster! What's wwong with being handsome genius me? I wike to continue being a kitty and I DO NOT WANT to be a wooster!

I've been checking mineself vewy carefuwwy these few days to make sure I don't gwow any feathers and start turning into to wooster.


PS: The GWEAT event will be happening on thursday 15th Nov. Do keep yourselves fwee for the day! Evewyone is invited!

poop-worthy

This is way too much.
First mine Mummy goes out for squiwwions of hours and weaves me all awone at home.
Then she comes back, smewwing of

FISH!

She ate fish and never even bwing a tiny bite home for me?
I think I'm going to sulk the whole of tomowwow!

I've been getting so bored wecentwy.
Juwy is still way off and I miss mine Mummy!
I was thinking and thinking of mine Mummy all of yesterday, and when genius me thinks, of course I have no time to do anything else.
So I stayed in bed the whole day and the food bean thought I was not feewing well!
Siwwy food bean! I was just missing mine Mummy!

Anyway, Mummy called me today.
I asked Mummy to come back soon, but you know what she said?
Mummy said she's enjoying herself so much over there, and she's going to miss evewything there twemendouswy when she comes back.
I'm sewiouswy sulking now.
Mummy says she's going to miss evewything over there but she never says she misses me!
Don't you think that is weawwy poop-worthy?

Mummy told me she's just visited some mountain thingey with her teacher and they pwayed music in the mountains. And she said when they started pwaying music, all the birds and insects started singing together!
If you ask me, I think they should have asked me there!
Birds!
Oh mine! I wove them!

Mummy also pwomised wots of pictors when she comes back.
If I can, I shall steal some of her pictors and put them up here so you guys can all see what mine Mummy has been up to these 2 months ya!

Shucks....I weawwy do wish that Juwy comes quickwy!