Help me!
That Thing suddenwy has this idea that he doesn't feel secure enough and is scared to sweep awone.
And when he sweeps, he has to be touching me before he can fall asweep.
Wooky at his icky wittle foot touching mine handsome butt!!!!
Sigh....the trials of a handsome, genius, gentleMANcat shall never end...
Ok, wooks wike after seeing mine handsome pictor of me when I was just That Thing's age, many of you have dwooled and swooned and maybe fainted and so forgot to go to mine Mummy's auction site. Some of you did go and mine Mummy sold a few things, but there are a squiwwion things still unsold! Do go and have a wook ok? And as a vewy special tweat, I'm going to show mine handsome tummy again. This was when I was swightwy older than That Thing now. Don't be fooled by the date at the bottom! That function malfunctioned (hahaha) and west assured, I wasn't borned in 1988 yet. Nononono....I wasn't! No matter what That Thing says.
Ok, and for the few things mine Mummy has sold, here's her donation to the Cat Welfare Society.
She sold a weird fish thingey and a woodstock to That Thing's foster mama for $23, and the camel bag to someone whom I hisses at for $10, and a pack of battewies to another guy at $2. So that makes a total of $35 and today with mine help, mine Mummy donated it to the Cat Welfare Society.
Oh, and a fwiend, I'm not sure if he or she is a mama of one of our kitty fwiends, or a fwiend of mine Mummy's fwiend, or a wandom person who's chanced upon mine Mummy's auction, but he/she is fwom the US, and he/she said he/she bidded just to help the kitties, and so mine Mummy sent the page to the Cat Welfare Society donation to her, and she can donate it herself. And mine Mummy thinks it's so sweet of him/her to want to help the kitties, even all the way here in Singapore.
And also, mine Mummy (and me) are cuwious to know who it is, is it a mama of one of our fwiends? Do tell us if you are!
Come on, buy more and we can make more donations!
Ok there...contwol yourselves.
For the sake of mine Mummy's auction for the kitties, I'm going to do a wittle sacwifice.
I'm showing evewyone in the world how cute I was when I was a wittle kitty just That Thing's age.
Do take note of how swim and swender I was (and still am) and mine shapewy tummy.
I'm not bwagging, but I sure made many wady cats' eyes turn, then and now.
Alwight! So there! Now you guys have seen such a wondwous sight, be sure to go over to mine Mummy's auction site and buy buy buy!
There's still a week weft before the auctions cwose and there's still time for you to think a wittle about some kitties in need and at the same time get something for yourselves. So go take a wook and tell evewyone awound you all about it!
So, mine Mummy is much better now and we can finawwy get on the innernets now.
See how tiwing it is to administer heawing wicks!
I dare anyone to disturb mine nap now!
Oh! But mine fwiend, a Cecil Cougar has tagged me for a meme so I think I shall do the meme before I continue mine nap because if a Cecil Cougar wants a genius to do a meme, then a genius must do a meme!
The wules are as follows:
The wules of the game get posted at the beginning.
Each pwayer answers the questions about themselves.
At the end of the post,the pwayer tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their bwogs and weaves a comment, wetting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to wead your bwog.
Wet the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.
1.What was I doing 10 years ago? - Being a pwofessional spoilt kitty by mine Mummy's side, the same job that I'm holding now.
2.What are the 5 things on my to do wist for today -
Camie's kitties has come up has come up with a weawwy cool idea on waising some fun-ds for Mu-shue, Wiwwy-Wu and Iwis.
You see, for evewy knock-knock joke we come up with, they're going to donate $0.50 for Mu-shue, Wiwwy-Wu and Iwis!
I do hope this green papers donated can help them a wittle! It is definitewy not nice to have the apartment you're wiving in burnt, and so many twoubles that comes awong with it!
Ok, so here mine knock-knock joke, stawwing handsome me and That icky Thing.
That Thing: Knock knock.
Handsome me: Who's there?
That Thing: Beet...
Handsome me: Beat who?
That Thing: Beat me up, beat me up! Give me lots of whaps on the head! I like whaps on the head!
See, I'm not joking when I said that That Thing has sewious psychowogical pwobwems. He weawwy enjoys getting whaps on the head!
I was tagged by Chairman Mao for a meme and I finawwy gotted down to doing it!
Here are the wules!
1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
6) Have fun!!
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Don't I sound wike an extwemewy wearned Gweek schowar?
It isn't easy at all being a genius handsome mancat.
See all the beauty pwocedures I've got to go thwough evewyday!
First the shoulders.
Then the forearms.
A quick manicure now.
Take it fwom me, it's no easy job being handsome!
So Mummy, since I've got such a difficult job, don't you think you ought to fill mine food bowl more often?
Wow! I haven't been bwogging for a wong wong time! And it's not mine fault!
Mine Mummy has been going out earwy in the morning and coming back wate wate at night - I didn't even have much time to snuggle with her!
Well anyway, something vewy exciting happened!
I gotted mine vewy first wetter!
Someone gave me a wetter! And mine Mummy doesn't even have one!
(See Mummy, I told you I'm way cuter than you!)
See! Mine vewy own wetter! Addwessed to me!
I wonder who it is fwom!
Arh! It's a gweeting card fwom Wiwwy Wu and Mu Shue and their Mama!
They're so sweet!
Thank you so much Wiwwy and Mu Shue and Wiwwy and Mu Shue's Mama!
You guys wook gweat in the pictor!
On the other news, although mine Mummy has been so busy she's at home so wittle of the time, she has time to get me.....a shirt!
No, that's not something to be excited about.
Because mine siwwy Mummy doesn't weawise I'm her musclecat and that I cannot fit in a M-sized shirt even though the M-size is for woofies!
Yes, I'm bigger than a M-sized woofie, so what's the big deal?
There are vewy small sized woofies in the world you know!
Hey, I'm NOT FAT!
Those are muscles!!!!!!
Mummy! You don't have to take mine pictor fwom that angle do you????
See, even mine neck is muscuwar.
It's not fats!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, mine Mummy took off the shirt after she finished taking all these pictors. She was wondewing if her fwiend's kitty could wear this M-sized shirt.
Next time mine Mummy better wemember, I'm her BIG MANCAT and I've got L-sized muscles!
Within this pwastic bag wies the gweatest yummy tweat known to kitty-kind. Tweat fit for the gods. Tweat that makes you forget evewything else, even a pink cowwar on your neck.
Intwoducing the FAMOUS BBQ PORK!!!
Mine Mummy found a new shop near her studio that sells BBQ pork and so she boughted some for me to twy. I must say, it's weawwy not bad! Except for the fact that mine Mummy forgot and weft it at her studio for 2 days before bwinging it home. Which means more than half wented down into her cowweagues' tummies.
Finawwy mine Mummy awwowed me a nice wong post today although she's still extwemewy busy. Since many of you said that stopping bweathing was bad so I told her she's awwowed to go on bweathing and perhaps she can stop bwinking instead. She gave me a weird wook, I wonder why.
Alwight, some updates.
Mine V-E-T twip was HOWWIBLE!
Mine Mummy stuffed me into the kitty pwison and I hated it so much I started scweaming. Which meant we could not take a bus to the V-E-T because mine Mummy had to cawwy me in her arms. Fortunatewy the V-E-T was quite near so we walked, or wather, mine Mummy walk. I wefused to walk when she put me down, so mine Mummy had to cawwy me and walk. Mine Mummy said to tell you guys that cawwying an 8kg piece of unhappy kitty in your arms and walking is no fun at all, not even if the V-E-T is just next door (which unfortunatewy mine wasn't).
Fortunatewy the V-E-T wasn't too cwowded, so I gotted to see him vewy quickwy. You know what? I was so pwoud of mineself. I gave the BIGGEST hiss in the world to the V-E-T! That'll show him for dawing to touch at woyal highness me!
Well, in the end the V-E-T poked me with a wong sharp thing and I think Daisy was wight. He was giving me some wooster shots or something! So I started scweaming again. I didn't want to turn into a wooster! What's wwong with being handsome genius me? I wike to continue being a kitty and I DO NOT WANT to be a wooster!
I've been checking mineself vewy carefuwwy these few days to make sure I don't gwow any feathers and start turning into to wooster.
PS: The GWEAT event will be happening on thursday 15th Nov. Do keep yourselves fwee for the day! Evewyone is invited!
I finawwy found mine nose twin!
Wooky carefuwwy at mine nose and pwetty Awiel's.
I founded mine nose twin!
I was wooking weawwy hard for a nose twin and weawised I weawwy couldn't find any kitties out there with the same markings as mine if you incwude the bwidge of the nose as well.
But if you wooky weawwy carefuwwy at just our nosepads, Awiel and me are weawwy twins!
I'm so happy to find mine nose twin! Yay!!!!!!!
I did manage to compwete the chawwenge after all!
And found a wonderful twin as well!
PSSST......I just weawised, we're eye-twins as well!
How cool is that?
I've been twying weawwy hard for the Twin Chawwenge posted by The Cwew.
But it's weawwy so fuwwy hard for me to find a face or nose twin!
So here I am, asking for some help.
Anyone out there, in your adventures and wandewings, ever came acwoss another handsome kitty with a face or a nose wike mine, pwease wet me know!
Just to make sure you get it wight, take note that mine nose is half a pink one and half a bwack one.Yay! I gotted to use the compoooter again!
Don't you guys think I'm weawwy a genius? The food bean gotted twicked so easiwy!
I couldn't find Mummy's camewa though.
I was searching all thwough Mummy's wardwobe today twying to find the camawa and the food bean spotted me.
Darn!
A few seconds more and I think I would have founded Mummy's camewa!
Now all because of the food bean, you guys shall have to miss seeing pictors of handsome me until Mummy comes home again. Darn. Darn. Darn.
I gotted famous!!!
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