Where is That Thing?
I'm going to give the hugest whap in the nose to That Thing!!!
That will teach him to be wude!
Commenting about mine figure in his bwog!
Saying I am FAT!!!
First, he needs his eyes checked. I'm NOT fat. I'm muscuwar.
Second, he weawwy needs to wearn wespect.
Hummmpfff!
Oh hi evewybody!
I must admit, I had a gweat day yesterday!
Wonderful noms,
all of you nice fwiends to par-tay with me,
and, oh well,
I must say, That Thing is weawwy quite passable isn't he?
So I've been vewy nice to him the whole day.
I wet him dwink fwom the waterbowl first,
before I do.
And I gave him many many many many many mighty whaps on the head,
because he weawwy woves it so.
See how tiresome That Thing is! I can't even wash mine face in peace!
So you can't bwame me for giving him some whaps.
He deserves it.
Camie's kitties has come up has come up with a weawwy cool idea on waising some fun-ds for Mu-shue, Wiwwy-Wu and Iwis.
You see, for evewy knock-knock joke we come up with, they're going to donate $0.50 for Mu-shue, Wiwwy-Wu and Iwis!
I do hope this green papers donated can help them a wittle! It is definitewy not nice to have the apartment you're wiving in burnt, and so many twoubles that comes awong with it!
Ok, so here mine knock-knock joke, stawwing handsome me and That icky Thing.
That Thing: Knock knock.
Handsome me: Who's there?
That Thing: Beet...
Handsome me: Beat who?
That Thing: Beat me up, beat me up! Give me lots of whaps on the head! I like whaps on the head!
See, I'm not joking when I said that That Thing has sewious psychowogical pwobwems. He weawwy enjoys getting whaps on the head!
That Thing keeps bugging me to pway with him!
You know what?
He wikes it when I whap him on the head!
*wolls eyes*
He begs me even...to continue whapping him on the head.
He can't stop pwaying.
So when I don't want to pway anymore, I've got to waser him with mine powerful eyes.
Be scared. Be weawwy scared.
I'm going to zap you!
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