Where is That Thing?
I'm going to give the hugest whap in the nose to That Thing!!!
That will teach him to be wude!
Commenting about mine figure in his bwog!
Saying I am FAT!!!
First, he needs his eyes checked. I'm NOT fat. I'm muscuwar.
Second, he weawwy needs to wearn wespect.
Hummmpfff!
What is this I hear?????
Mine Mummy takes up the tewephonewinging thing and calls the V-E-T and I hear mine name mentioned over the tewephonewinging thing!
Have you ever seen DEATH?
As in death in the form of a hissing biting eating your head off kitteh.
Mummyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
This PTU is small, and I cannot move awound, and it weeks of That Thing's smell.
Here am me at the V-E-T's couch at the waiting awea, wooking wike a nice peaceful kitteh, not giving them any hints that a hissing gwowwing scweaming kitteh is going to descend upon them in a while.
The V-E-T's assistants even said how good I was to sit there without moving when mine Mummy tells me not to move, and to walk over to the weighing scale and stand on the weighing scale while they take mine weight.
I onwy did that because mine Mummy tells me so.
When the V-E-T wifts one hand to touch me, she'll see mine powers.
And see mine powers they did.
The V-E-T called mine name and mine Mummy cawwied me into the woom and once mine Mummy putted me onto the cold table of steel, and the V-E-T attempted to pet me, all hell bwoke woose.
I HISSED and gwowled and SCWEAMED.
Yes. I SCWEAMED so much 2 other assistants wan into the woom to see if the V-E-T was being killed.
And do you know what the V-E-T did?
She touched me all over! Bwegh!
And then she stabbed me on mine bee-hind!
And then she told mine Mummy that I've gwown heavier than wast year!
How wude! To discuss about mine weight!
And mine Mummy told the V-E-T that pwobabwy it's because I was such a helpful kitteh in finishing up That Thing's food. I wonder why the V-E-T cannot understand how important it was to be a helpful kitteh.
See, I'm suffocating in here! Wet me out!!!
Oh...we're going home?
It's alwight then. I'm not suffocating.
Why hasn't the LRT awwive yet? I want to go home quick!
That Thing jumped into the cwoset and did not answer when mine Mummy called him.
Siwwy Thing!
I knew where he was but mine Mummy never asked me nicewy.
So mine Mummy gotted herself into a fwenzy because she thought he's disappeared into thin air.
It was actuawwy quite funny to see mine Mummy searching high and wow for him. Ha.
Which is why I say I'm a genius and he is a siwwy Thing.
I would definitewy answer mine Mummy when she calls.
Mine Mummy's fwiend came today, and when she saw me, she said I'm thinner than the wast time she saw me!
Did you hear that Mummy? Fill up mine food bowl!
The V-E-T needed her eyes checked when she called me pudgy!
The V-E-T calls me pudgy!!!
I am so not going to forgive her!
This sounds ominous!
I hear V-E-T popping out of mine Mummy's mouth!
Why in the world would I need to go to the V-E-T?
I don't think I've got a cold or a cough or anything that escaped mine notice.
On the other paw, wooky at this photo.
You almost cannot make out the PINK COWWAR can you?
Ha. Even though mine Mummy insists on putting a PINK COWWAR on me, it takes a genius wike me to keep it out of sight!
I actuawwy have extwemewy thick fur awound mine neck which covers up the cowwar when I turn mine head in the cowwect angle.
Mine Mummy says I've got a double chin but HEY, it's onwy mine thick mane ok?
Sheesh...
Mummy has been eating a WHOLE FISH and I sat there and wooked cute and you know what she did?
She continued eating!!!!!
And gave me onwy ONE negwigible mouthful.
How selfish can Mummy get?
Gosh!
I'm twying to stare daggers at Mummy now.
I think she's feewing something.
And do you know...Mummy kept saying I was fat!!!???
I'm onwy 8kg and she says I'm fat?????
You know what Mummy weighs??
She's almost 6 times as heavy as me!
And she calls me fat!!!!!
Mummy!!! You better go on a diet yourself first!
I'm the one who's supposed to eat the entire fish and Mummy should get onwy one mouthful!
Because see...Mummy is soooo much fatter than me!!!!
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