Monday, January 19, 2009

I was tortured!

What is this I hear?????
Mine Mummy takes up the tewephonewinging thing and calls the V-E-T and I hear mine name mentioned over the tewephonewinging thing!
Have you ever seen DEATH?
As in death in the form of a hissing biting eating your head off kitteh.
This PTU is small, and I cannot move awound, and it weeks of That Thing's smell.
Here am me at the V-E-T's couch at the waiting awea, wooking wike a nice peaceful kitteh, not giving them any hints that a hissing gwowwing scweaming kitteh is going to descend upon them in a while.

The V-E-T's assistants even said how good I was to sit there without moving when mine Mummy tells me not to move, and to walk over to the weighing scale and stand on the weighing scale while they take mine weight.
I onwy did that because mine Mummy tells me so.
When the V-E-T wifts one hand to touch me, she'll see mine powers.
And see mine powers they did.
The V-E-T called mine name and mine Mummy cawwied me into the woom and once mine Mummy putted me onto the cold table of steel, and the V-E-T attempted to pet me, all hell bwoke woose.

I HISSED and gwowled and SCWEAMED.
Yes. I SCWEAMED so much 2 other assistants wan into the woom to see if the V-E-T was being killed.
And do you know what the V-E-T did?
She touched me all over! Bwegh!
And then she stabbed me on mine bee-hind!
And then she told mine Mummy that I've gwown heavier than wast year!

How wude! To discuss about mine weight!
And mine Mummy told the V-E-T that pwobabwy it's because I was such a helpful kitteh in finishing up That Thing's food. I wonder why the V-E-T cannot understand how important it was to be a helpful kitteh.

See, I'm suffocating in here! Wet me out!!!
Oh...we're going home?
It's alwight then. I'm not suffocating.
Why hasn't the LRT awwive yet? I want to go home quick!


LZ said...

Good fight you put up!! That really is such a horribly thing to endure. Don't listen about the FAT comments, they always tell me I am- just claim floof.


Pearl C. Pritchard said...

You know... we had to go to the vet last week! I usually pee on their table.


Daisy said...

Poor Boy! I am sorry you had such terrible torture. But I am proud of you for hissing and growling and screaming! Maybe you will never have to go there again!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh no! I am sorry you were tortured.

MaoMao said...

Awwww, I'm sorry you hadded to go to the vet! That's no fun. But I'm glad you tolded the vet ecksacktly what you thoughted about bein there! hehe

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Poor Boy! I had to go to the cat fix-it place a few Saturdays ago and my doctor told me I had gained weight too! I think all the scales on earth are just plain wrong.

Kaz's Cats said...

Boy, That is so rude of the v-e-t to treat you like that, and then to say that you were heavier than last year. Don't they learn manners in v-e-t school. We're glad you told everyone at the v-e-t place exactly what you thought. It's so nice of you to help Oven by finishing his food. Maybe you could let him have another go at finishing his own food sometimes, just so he learns about being a big kitty...

Purrs and {{{hugs}}}

Gypsy & Tasha

Sasha said...

Lynettea laughed when she read this. Humans are so rude and cruel. How could she laugh at the suffering of a kitty? She thought your personal transport unit was marvellous, so I hope she is not thinking of getting one of them for me.

Mr. Hendrix said...

*shudder* the VET is evil! Good for you showing him who is boss. How dare he mention your weight. It is important to help a little kitten finish their foods. I wish I got to help some kitty finish their foods.

It stinks you got stabbed and poked. I am glad you're healthy tho!

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Oooooooooooooo! I hatez whenz I getz putted in dat carry tingie an my nassy hoomin bean takez me to seez my vet-i-nar-i-an! OK?

Black Cat said...

I think you behaved just like a real mancat should. Those v-e-t people ought to respect the private things about a mancat, including his weight! As for stabbing you in the behind, well, that's just plain rude!

Thanks for your comment. I did scream a little bit, like "Ooh", "Ouch" and "Schwew"! I'm not brave about pain or discomfort! :) xxx

Shaggy and Scout said...

Heh Heh! Way to go Boy! Lull them into a false sense of security, then let them have it!!!

Willow said...

Oh, poor Boy! I hate going to the v-e-t too! You did really good by screaming at your v-e-t! My v-e-t told me that I was heavier too but I was too scared to hiss or scream at her. I'm glad that you got to go back home!

Purrrrrrrrrrrs, Willow

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, BOY. I do not like the sounds of that trip..
I know I iz the love kitteh but do not like peoples touching me all over... eewwwwie!