a busy night

Wittle bwothers weawwy are a huge bother!
Today, I was happiwy taking a nap when That Thing scweamed wike his beehind is on fire.So I had to go and take a wook, just in case his beehind weawwy is on fire (you can never tell what sort of stoopid things That Thing will do).And I saw the pwobwem at once.It wasn't such a difficult pwobwem at all but I had to show That Thing how to solve the pwobwem because with his wimited intewwigence, he's going to scweam the whole night wong if I do not help him.So for the sake of peace tonight, I had to do all this work.Wook over there.Yes! This is the pwobwem That Thing is faced with.
Mr George the wizard.If I never showed him the business of wizard catching, how is That Thing going to gwow up to be a wespectable member of the famiwy?Sigh, a big bwother's work is never done!

a tweat for you all...

Ok, wooks wike after seeing mine handsome pictor of me when I was just That Thing's age, many of you have dwooled and swooned and maybe fainted and so forgot to go to mine Mummy's auction site. Some of you did go and mine Mummy sold a few things, but there are a squiwwion things still unsold! Do go and have a wook ok? And as a vewy special tweat, I'm going to show mine handsome tummy again. This was when I was swightwy older than That Thing now. Don't be fooled by the date at the bottom! That function malfunctioned (hahaha) and west assured, I wasn't borned in 1988 yet. Nononono....I wasn't! No matter what That Thing says.Ok, and for the few things mine Mummy has sold, here's her donation to the Cat Welfare Society.
She sold a weird fish thingey and a woodstock to That Thing's foster mama for $23, and the camel bag to someone whom I hisses at for $10, and a pack of battewies to another guy at $2. So that makes a total of $35 and today with mine help, mine Mummy donated it to the Cat Welfare Society.
Oh, and a fwiend, I'm not sure if he or she is a mama of one of our kitty fwiends, or a fwiend of mine Mummy's fwiend, or a wandom person who's chanced upon mine Mummy's auction, but he/she is fwom the US, and he/she said he/she bidded just to help the kitties, and so mine Mummy sent the page to the Cat Welfare Society donation to her, and she can donate it herself. And mine Mummy thinks it's so sweet of him/her to want to help the kitties, even all the way here in Singapore.
And also, mine Mummy (and me) are cuwious to know who it is, is it a mama of one of our fwiends? Do tell us if you are!Come on, buy more and we can make more donations!

one more week before the auction cwoses

Ok there...contwol yourselves.
For the sake of mine Mummy's auction for the kitties, I'm going to do a wittle sacwifice.
I'm showing evewyone in the world how cute I was when I was a wittle kitty just That Thing's age.
Do take note of how swim and swender I was (and still am) and mine shapewy tummy.
I'm not bwagging, but I sure made many wady cats' eyes turn, then and now.Alwight! So there! Now you guys have seen such a wondwous sight, be sure to go over to mine Mummy's auction site and buy buy buy!
There's still a week weft before the auctions cwose and there's still time for you to think a wittle about some kitties in need and at the same time get something for yourselves. So go take a wook and tell evewyone awound you all about it!

Buy something and help da kitties!

Here it is at wast!
Mine Mummy's auctions.
Do go and see if there's anything you weawwy weawwy want because you can help some kittehs this way.
Even if you do not want anything, do help spwead the word, because the more people know about this, the more things will get sold!
Go on! Go on!

Evewything is gone!!

Mine Mummy has taken away all the things!
She's packed evewything up to be sold off!
All mine things are gone!!!And wook at That Thing still sitting calmwy there.
I hope mine Mummy packs him up and auctions him off too!
Oh, and mine Mummy says thanks for all the advice. She's decided to use the 99auction thing to auction the stuff off.
The pwobwem now is, she too wazy to upwoad pictors and stuff up on the auction site. So that might have to wait a day or two.

Buy something and help da kitties!

If you've wead That Thing's bwog, you'll all know by now that mine Mummy's busy packing stuff and we've been busy snoopervising.And I also happen to know about That Thing posting mine pictors up on his bwog. Just wait til I get some embawassing pictors of That Thing and he shall see!
Ok, but now I'm going to set this feud aside and make an important announcement.

You see, mine Mummy is going to auction the stuff that she doesn't need anymore away.
And whatever marnies that we gets fwom them, we're going to donate it all to the Cat Welfare Society. Go check out mine Mummy's bwoggy for more details.

I was tortured!

What is this I hear?????
Mine Mummy takes up the tewephonewinging thing and calls the V-E-T and I hear mine name mentioned over the tewephonewinging thing!Have you ever seen DEATH?
As in death in the form of a hissing biting eating your head off kitteh.Mummyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
This PTU is small, and I cannot move awound, and it weeks of That Thing's smell.Here am me at the V-E-T's couch at the waiting awea, wooking wike a nice peaceful kitteh, not giving them any hints that a hissing gwowwing scweaming kitteh is going to descend upon them in a while.

The V-E-T's assistants even said how good I was to sit there without moving when mine Mummy tells me not to move, and to walk over to the weighing scale and stand on the weighing scale while they take mine weight.
I onwy did that because mine Mummy tells me so.
When the V-E-T wifts one hand to touch me, she'll see mine powers.And see mine powers they did.
The V-E-T called mine name and mine Mummy cawwied me into the woom and once mine Mummy putted me onto the cold table of steel, and the V-E-T attempted to pet me, all hell bwoke woose.

I HISSED and gwowled and SCWEAMED.
Yes. I SCWEAMED so much 2 other assistants wan into the woom to see if the V-E-T was being killed.
And do you know what the V-E-T did?
She touched me all over! Bwegh!
And then she stabbed me on mine bee-hind!
And then she told mine Mummy that I've gwown heavier than wast year!
How wude! To discuss about mine weight!
And mine Mummy told the V-E-T that pwobabwy it's because I was such a helpful kitteh in finishing up That Thing's food. I wonder why the V-E-T cannot understand how important it was to be a helpful kitteh.

See, I'm suffocating in here! Wet me out!!!Oh...we're going home?
It's alwight then. I'm not suffocating.
Why hasn't the LRT awwive yet? I want to go home quick!

I'm never appweciated!

This wed pwate is mine.

This white pwate is That Thing's.
So I finished eating mine stinky goodness vewy quickwy and I stared at That Thing as he was eating his.
I was onwy twying to tell him to better eat faster.
It's not mine fault he was shy about others stawing at him and walked away fwom his food is it?
And since he walked away, I assumed he didn't want his stinky goodness anymore and it's not wight to waste a pwate of purrfectwy good stinky goodness!
So I nommed it up for him.
I think I'm just so helpful. And what do I get? Not a single word of appweciation! Onwy, Hey Boy! You gweedy pig!
Gweedy Pig I tell you! How wude!

I can't stand whiny kitties!!!

Just wook at That Thing whining away! Gosh. I do wish mine mummy comes
homes soon! How many more naps is it away fwom 14th September?

I hope the V-E-T wocks him up there...

That Thing is going to the V-E-T again today! Muahahahhhhaaaahhhaaa.....
I hope the V-E-T wocks him up there.

On the other paw, it may not be too bad, him being here.
Do you guys know what he did yesterday?
He asked me to help him finish up his food!
He would wather pway than eat!
I told you he's not quite wight up there in the head.
Of course being the ever helpful me, I gwadwy helped him cwean off evewything on his pwate.
I'm not sure why mine Mummy didn't wike that!
I mean, I was all fwiendwy and helpful - wasn't that what she wanted us to be?

What is this???!!!!!!

Somebody, tell me what is this!!!!!!!
Mine Mummy disappears earwy in the morning with the PTU.
Of course I was happy not to have to go in it to the V-E-T.

And....and.....mine Mummy weturned home with....What is this thing doing in MINE HOUSE???????

He's alweady taken over mine white fuwwy thing!!!!

I better hide mine toys.
And mine food.
Mine bwanket!
Mine bed!

Someone, tell me where can I hide a queen-sized bed?

something smells fishy...

I just founded these pictors in mine Mummy's compooooter!!!!
What in the world are other kitties' pictors doing in MINE Mummy's compoooter?
Tiny wittle things!
I bet I can squash them fwat in no time!

Why are these pictors in mine Mummy's compoooter???????

someone pwease help me!!!

Help!
Today is a howwible day!
First of all, wook at what mine Mummy found under the bed!
Yes, the PINK COWWAR is back!After so much hard work kiwwing it and giving it such a good buwial under the bed, mine Mummy has to take it out and put it back on mine handsome neck!
I wook handsome enough WITHOUT the pink cowwar, thank you vewy much!

Ok, you would think this is the worst news, but wet me tell you, there's worse coming up.
Now this is weawwy weawwy bad....
I've been acting cute and peeping over at mine Mummy's compoooter scween when she emails and guess what I wead?
Mine Mummy has got a few emails wegarding
FOSTEWING KITTIES!!!!!!
Fwom this pwace called the Cat Welfare Society in our countwy.

FOSTEWING WHAT MUMMY???!!!!!
Ahem....I never gave mine consent Mummy!
Appawentwy, when this pwace gets kitties which are abandoned, they'll send them out to foster famiwies until someone decides to adopt the kitty. Then the kitty would move to their forever home.

But wooking at what mine Mummy is wike, I quite suspect the kitties she ends up fostewing are going to find their Forever Homes wight here.
Wight here in MINE HOME!

Someone...pwease tell me what to do....
I think I'm sewiouswy going to be vewy depwessed....

Someone pwease tell me...is it the 28th yet?
Bweak the news gentwy pwease.

I've been doing wots of pwanning wecentwy.
Of how to be a stowaway in Mummy's bag.
I even made a wist of things to bwing awong, for 2 months is a pwetty wong time without all the things I wove!
Here's the wist, do you think I've weft out anything?

• the wumpy-nosed thing that I sweep with.
• mine bwanket (ok, it's Mummy's but most nights the bwanket's on me)
• mine witterbox (Do you think Mummy will bwing hers?)
• mine foodbowl. The new one with the wittle mousie at the side, wemember?
• mine waterbowl too.
• the piece of stwing I wove to kill.
• mine nice pink box - the one I pway percussion on.
• Mummy's compooooter chair - cos I wove to nap on it.
• Mummy's bed, cos I never sweep anywhere else at night.
• the compoooter, cos I need to bwog and check out how mine fwiends are doing.
• THE PAW, cos you never know when you might just find a piano with a wid that cannot be opened.
• ALL mine toys - I actuawwy wanted to make a wist of the toys I wanted to bwing, until I weawised, 2 months is way too wong to weave some of mine toys back here!
• Oh...and how many cwunchy goodness and kitty tweats and FISHES do you think I need to bwing?

I've never been away for so wong, so I'm not sure if I weft out any other things.
Anyone can help?

Ok, one post without mine handsome pictor.
I've decided I shall come down fwom the piano for a while and help mine mummy do a wittle advertising.

Mine mummy has this gwoup of weawwy BIG-hearted Vietnamese fwiends. And one of them spends ALL her time (so much so that mummy wonders if she sleeps at all) helping the not-so-fortunate childwen in Vietnam. Mummy used to go with these gwoup of nice beans to an orphanage and bwing all sorts of stuff for the wittle beans there.
Well, now this nice bean has another pwoject going on.

You see, although many parts of Vietnam are alweady devewoping vewy fast, there are still parts of it which are extwemely poor. And in these vewy poor parts of Vietnam, many of the wittle beans can't even have enough to fill their tummies, not to say wearn to wead and wwite.
And without ever wearning how to wead and wwite, it will take a vewy wong time for them, even after they gwow up, to impwove their circumstances.
So Mummy's fwiend is twying to find sponsors to help these poor wittle beans go to school, and stay in school.
You see, sometimes they may be so poor that even with fwee schoowing, their famiwies might want them to stay away fwom school because they could then help with earning money wather than spend so much time in fwont of books. They may earn enough to feed the famiwy at this point in time, but in the wong wun, this is definitewy not going to help them.

So, Mummy says it costs 100USD to sponsor one wittle bean and if there are any kind souls out there wiwwing to help them?
If 100USD is too much, Mummy's fwiend says you can just donate whatever amount feels ok and she'll pool the money together. Then more than one bean may sponsor one wittle bean.

So any guys out there want to help?

OK, end of advertisment for mine Mummy.
Goodnight!