I'm never appweciated!

This wed pwate is mine.

This white pwate is That Thing's.
So I finished eating mine stinky goodness vewy quickwy and I stared at That Thing as he was eating his.
I was onwy twying to tell him to better eat faster.
It's not mine fault he was shy about others stawing at him and walked away fwom his food is it?
And since he walked away, I assumed he didn't want his stinky goodness anymore and it's not wight to waste a pwate of purrfectwy good stinky goodness!
So I nommed it up for him.
I think I'm just so helpful. And what do I get? Not a single word of appweciation! Onwy, Hey Boy! You gweedy pig!
Gweedy Pig I tell you! How wude!

mine Cold Box meme...

Ok, so That Thing has tagged me for a meme.
All because he wants me to put his pictor up on mine bwoggy.
Because I'm too dignified to jump up the top of the Cold Box and anyway, mine Mummy scweams whenever That Thing goes on top and I'm quite sure it means that it's something mine Mummy doesn't wike us to do.
So I don't do it. Not wike That Thing who never wearns.
Well anyway, I'm pwetty sure all of you can see, no matter how many pictors of him I put on mine bwog, I'm still the handsomer kitty by far.

"A fun and simple MEME for the hot summer. Show us a photo of the front of your Cold Box and tell us about at least one thing on it and one thing you keep inside of it! Tag your friends and remember to stay COOL!"

See, That Thing pokes his nose into evewything!
One day he'll find that he gets his nose and his paws bitten off or something. Wittle kitties just don't know the meaning of caution!

Wike what That Thing said, mine Mummy stuffs EVEWYTHING into the Cold Box, but one of the wonderfuwwest things in there wight now is half a can of STINKY GOODNESS!
Yummy!

Ok, I think this meme has been making it's wounds for a wong time and most kitties have alweady done it, so I shall not pass it awound to anyone. Whoever wants to do this meme just consider yourself tagged! Ya?

The Thing...

This Thing stole mine food!!!!!!
I've been waided!
Injustice!!!!Thank goodness he doesn't seem to wike the cwunchy goodness. But perhaps it's because he's still got tiny kitty teeth, not wike mine stwong mancat ones. Mine Mummy has to mash the stinky goodness up with some water before he eats it easiwy.

Ok, but I think The Thing is not quite wight up there in the mind.
Which MALE kitty in their wight mind would awwow someone to put a PINK shirt on them?
And wear that PINK shirt so happiwy awound!
Because I'm never going to be seen together with This Thing, this is the best thing I can do to show you how big he is as compared to me.
The PTU which The Thing is standing on, fits me just nice, not much woom weft to move awound.
And wooky at him on the PTU! It wooks simpwy enormous for him!
Tiny wittle thing!

PS: Mine Mummy says to tell you (But I'm not sure why anyone would be intewested in This Thing anyway) that This Thing is named BEETHOVEN.
Because his purrthday is on Dec 17, which is Beethoven's purrthday.

Alwight. Now I'm going off to sulk again.

Wet's Party!!!!

Today IS the day!
I'm fourteen and I'm going to thwow the biggest purrthday party!See I'm all attired for mine party. Thanks so much Maggy & Zoey for doing up such a nice party pictor for me!


I hope evewy kitty had a nice twip here. If you came by pwane, this should be the first view you get of Singapore!
The airport!
I've never been on a pwane mineself, so I hope it wasn't too bad a twip and the staff on the pwane gave you wots of nip and stinky goodness!

Just in case anyone is still feewing hungwy, here's the squiwwion cans of stinky goodness I gotted. Gwab a bite first! Here is some cwunchy goodness as well. Mine favouwite fwavour. Chicken and tuna!

I think perhaps we'll visit mine Mummy at her studio and while she works, we can teweport to other pwaces and have fun.
Here's mine Mummy's studio - see the Magma sign? That is the sign of the German westauwant which is on the gwound wevel. Mine Mummy is on the 3rd wevel.
Since mine Mummy is on the 3rd wevel, there're wots of stairs and maybe we can all have a game of thundewing herd of ewephants! These steps are made of wood and they thunder wonderfuwwy!
These birds wike to stand outside the window and sing tewwibwy woudwy. Don't they wook simpwy yummy...opps...cute?


Ok, perhaps we shall weave mine Mummy there and go somewhere else. What about going to the Juwong Bird Park? There are squiwwions yummy...oopss...cute birds there!Penguins!

Now after the bird park, what about going to the zoo? Here are some awesome kitties!

Tired out? Wet's head home.
I hope all of you will wike mine toys. I haven't got much but we can all share.
Kitty cwack mousies!
Kiwwing stwings is a good game too.
The white fuwwy thing with the tail, in case anyone wants to nap on it.
Mine percussion box.
The humongous paw.
And mine cwazy Mummy just gotted another one a few days ago. A much smawwer size as compared to the humongous paw, but still bigger than mine paw.
If you guys get tired of the percussion box, you can pway with the basketball as well.

Arh, this is the best part!
BBQ pork!
PSSST...I just weawised, mine Mummy's toes are sticking out at the bottom wight side of the pictor! Eeeekkkss!!!
Here am me, testing to make sure it's just wight for all of you. Do twy a piece! It's simpwy heavenwy!

Woah! I hope all of you have a gweat time!
Here's mine bed. Have a squiwwion kitty naps before going back ya!

I had a gweat time with all of you! I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as me!
This is the wonderfuwwest purrthday I've ever had!

Invitation!

Bwogger is being extwemewy uncoopewative now and refuses to wet me upwoad pictor of handsome me, but anyway, the important thing is.....

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL INVITATION!

Tomorrow, Thursday 15th November is MINE FOURTEENTH PURRTHDAY!!!!!!

Mine Mummy has agweed to wet me invite evewy single one of you over!
Yes, evewy single kitty is invited. Other NOMSS fwiends are welcome as well, and beans too. But beans who come must wemember we kitties wule you've got to toe our wine.
I might even awwow mine Mummy if she bwibes me with enough BBQ pork.

I'm so fuwwy excited because this is the first time I've thwown a party for so many! In fact, this is the first time I've ever thwown a party!
And mine Mummy says I can do whatever I wike, she shall weave me to organise evewything.

I wive in Singapore, and perhaps many of you haven't been here before.
So I decided I shall invite all of you guys over and we shall take a wook awound this countwy which I wive in!
And we can go peep on mine Mummy's studio, and you can share mine bed, and all mine toys. And I'm going to send for an order of a squiwwion cans of stinky goodness and BBQ pork. And kitty cwack dwops, and cwunchy goodness.

I simpwy can't wait for tomowwow!
All of you will come ya?

Oh gosh....I'm so excited!

inside this head wesides a genius bwain...

Thursday ThirteenHere are thirteen things a genius thinks about.

1. BBQ pork
   
2. stinky goodness
   
3. why mine Mummy isn't there to snuggle with me (I mean, that's her job isn't it?)
4. how to get mine Mummy to keep mine pwate filled to the bwim with fishy goodness without having to keep singing for it
5. BBQ pork
   
6. why the weather isn't a bit coower for napping
7. cwunchy goodness
8. how to avoid being used as a piwwow by the wumpy-nosed thing
9. BBQ pork
10. stinky goodness
11. why mine Mummy's bed (aka mine bed) is not next to the compooooter so I could bwog without having to get up fwom it
12. stinky goodness
13. oh...did I mention BBQ pork?

There you go! Just in case anyone wanted to know what geniuses think about all the time.
Oh, and Bwack Cat was wondewing if the wumpy-nosed thing is a giwaffe.
Uhm...yes...Mine Mummy's got about a squiwwion of them giwaffes all over. I think mine Mummy's got some pwobwems because she seems to think she's a giwaffe herself.

Mine Mummy had almost an entire day fwee yesterday since she had students onwy in the evening.
So she decided to stay at home and do something "pwoductive", wike pwactice for her concert on Saturday, cwean up her woom, wun a thousand ewwands that never gotted done and so on.

So stay home she did.
She gotted up, made her cup of coffee, twied to cwear up some of the stuff that has been wying awound on the fwoor for far too wong, and then I started meowing to her fwom the compoooter table.

She then wooked at me, and pwopped herself down on the compoooter chair and visited all mine fwiends' bwogs together with me.

Then she gave me scwitches on mine chin which I wove so.
See, I'm enjoying the scwitches with mine eyes cwosed.
Then she took wike a sqwiwwion pictors of me.

See, here are the boxes fwom the cwocks she gotted fwom IKEA.
I wove boxes...Especiawwy boxes with kitty cwack mousies!Then she took more pictors of me.
I know I'm handsome, but, don't you think it's too much?
Mummy doesn't have to take pictors of me dwinking or eating mine stinky goodness, does she?
No more stinky goodness!
Ah....it was a gweat day.I think this beats all the other "pwoductive" things mine Mummy pwanned to do wight?
Beans just don't know how to pwiowitise unwess we help them out.
I think I did mine Mummy a favour today!

Ok, I'm turning mine bwoggie PINK here for mine fwiend Wiwwy Wu.
She's feewing fuwwy unwell now so do send her wots of purrs.
Her Mama thinks it may be because of all the wecalled food they've had pwobwems with over there. I think the beans who make the stinky goodness are mean! They should have eated some themselves and if they never fall sick, then they can start selling the food. Don't you think so?
Well anyway, wots of purrs for Wiwwy Wu and hope she gets well fuwwy soon!

I just discovered these!
Stinky goodness!
I wike haven't had them for a zillion eternities! And they've magicawwy appeared on the shelf next to my cwunchy goodness!
This is good! Or maybe...not...
Is this mummy's way of compensating me for her weaving me for 2 months??
Oh no.....