more bad news...

Well, well well.
It's been ages since I could get on the compoooter!
I tell you, there's no fairness awound here at all.
When mine Mummy is busy, she'll hog the compoooter the whole day wong, and does she think of me?
No!
Does she spare a thought that I might NEED the compoooter too because I'm so waaay much more popuwar than her and I've got soooo many fwiends I need to visit!
And I've mine awesome bwog to maintain!
Does she care?
No! Ptoeey!

Well, and to top it off, guess what I'm heawing mine Mummy say?
Wook, it's enough to make me faint.Mine Mummy just told me,
SHE IS GOING AWAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
It's to Indonesia this time for a performance.
I don't bewieve there are people in Indonesia who wants to wisten to her!
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, just in case you guys are intewested to know, the dweaded date falls on 29th of this month.
I'm not vewy happy at all.

I'm finawwy back again...

I'm finawwy back! I hope you guys haven't forgotten me!
Mine Mummy has been negwecting me! She goes away and what's worse, she bwings her compooooter away so I cannot even bwog when mine Mummy isn't home!

And because mine Mummy is so busy, That Thing hasn't had a bath for more than a week!
And he STINKS big time!
So I've been hissing at him evewy time he sticks himself too cwose to mine handsome nose and finawwy this morning, mine Mummy bundled him into the bathwoom for a BATH!

And guess what mine genius Mummy did?
She used the fwowal bath soap she uses for herself on That Thing!!!
And now That Thing smells of fwowers!!!!

He woves pink and he smells of fwowers!
Oh gosh...See, I didn't even want to wook at him.
Fwowers!
I mean fwowers are nice and evewything, but I wike them when they're in the garden.
Not That Thing smewwing wike one!
Goodness....

I'm going cwazy with this...

This ewwor has been dwiving me cwazy.
Just posting this bwog entwy today took me so much effort I think I deserve a whole bag of Temptations.
And I cannot post comments on most other kitties' bwogs as well.
Anyone else has this same pwobwem?
Mine Mummy is quite sure the compoooter is not sick with viwuses and no spies are hidden inside. So I weawwy don't know what to do about it.
Deweting all the cookies didn't help at all (though mine Mummy ate quite a few chocowate chip cookies in the pwocess).
I may start puwwing mine fur in fwustwation soon.
On the other paw, maybe not. I may pull That Thing's fur though.

Mine Mummy expects me to share evewything? Pooh!

The Thing came back fwom the V-E-T!!!
Why didn't the V-E-T keep him there?

And do you know what?
After 2 days of being shut in the woom with the compoooter wooky at what happened!!!
Now I've got to share the compooooter too!

I am not happy!!

Mine Mummy's gotten a MAC, whatever that is....

No Mummy, I didn't do anything!Sowwy for this wack of posts but I've been having a bit of a twouble hacking into mine Mummy's new compoooter.
But...I'm a genius, and I managed it in the end!

While hacking into mine Mummy's compooooter, I accidentawwy went into her email inbox.
This was what I wead.

Hi there. They are still available for adoption. Would you be able to adopt 2 of them together?

Adopt...2 of...what???????????????
What??????
What does mine Mummy want to adopt????
WHAT???????

Happy

I think I gotted this week's photo hunters theme just wight.
Happy!
Mine Mummy wesuscitated the compooooter!

She finawwy sat herself down and sorted out the compoooter.
But she wasn't vewy happy at all.
Well, it wasn't mine fault the compoooter decided to kill itself just after I finished using it was it?

Anyway, I'm back up again and YAY, I'm happy!

Uh-oh....
I think I just killed mine Mummy's compoooter!

I've sneaked over to mine Mummy's studio and I'm now bwogging fwom the compoooter there.
Honestwy, I didn't know what I did with the compoooter! I weawwy didn't do anything and it just wefused to get itself connected to the innernets!

Mine Mummy's too busy to wesuscitate the compoooter these few days, so I don't know when it is I can get to visiting all mine fwiends' bwoggies again!
Darn....

Mine Mummy had almost an entire day fwee yesterday since she had students onwy in the evening.
So she decided to stay at home and do something "pwoductive", wike pwactice for her concert on Saturday, cwean up her woom, wun a thousand ewwands that never gotted done and so on.

So stay home she did.
She gotted up, made her cup of coffee, twied to cwear up some of the stuff that has been wying awound on the fwoor for far too wong, and then I started meowing to her fwom the compoooter table.

She then wooked at me, and pwopped herself down on the compoooter chair and visited all mine fwiends' bwogs together with me.

Then she gave me scwitches on mine chin which I wove so.
See, I'm enjoying the scwitches with mine eyes cwosed.
Then she took wike a sqwiwwion pictors of me.

See, here are the boxes fwom the cwocks she gotted fwom IKEA.
I wove boxes...Especiawwy boxes with kitty cwack mousies!Then she took more pictors of me.
I know I'm handsome, but, don't you think it's too much?
Mummy doesn't have to take pictors of me dwinking or eating mine stinky goodness, does she?
No more stinky goodness!
Ah....it was a gweat day.I think this beats all the other "pwoductive" things mine Mummy pwanned to do wight?
Beans just don't know how to pwiowitise unwess we help them out.
I think I did mine Mummy a favour today!

I haven't gotted mine paws on mine Mummy's camewa yet because the food bean has been keeping a weawwy cwose watch on me. Darn.
But I waited and waited until the food bean caughted her nap and immediatewy came onto the innernets.

Wooky at what I founded!

How to make your own kitty cwack!

Omigosh! Since I'm such a genius, maybe I shall use this time while Mummy is not at home to twy and make some. If I succeed, I'll share them all with you guys out there ok!

Finawwy! I've twicked the food bean and founded a way to on the compoooter!

I'm still missing mine Mummy woads and woads.
Darn....I weawwy hope Juwy comes quickwy!

I've been taking wike 5878975845656 naps and teweported to mine fwiends' pwace ziwwions of times, but Mummy still doesn't come home!
Mummy called home though, and I gotted to say MEOW to her.

One thing however, Mummy told me she couldn't access mine bwog fwom over there!
She could get to post, but for some weason or other, they seem to bwock people fwom weading mine bwog!
Darn! Now Mummy cannot wead about what I have to say over here!

Ok, this is just to say hi to all mine fwiends and I hope you guys haven't forgotten me.
I do hope I can fool the food bean again soon, so I get to bwog again.
I better go soon, I think I hear the food bean outside the woom!

Mummy is back!!!!
She walked in when I was taking about 5234 cat naps and when I woke up and saw her in fwont of me, I thought I was still dweaming!

Mummy says she's back for something called a wecital, and she'll be fwying off again tomowwow evening after the wecital.
But I think she's bwuffing. I think Mummy came back because she misses me too much.
Don't you think so??

I'm so happy when I finawwy gotted to use the compoooter again when Mummy came back and I saw soooo many of mine fuwwy good fwiends missing me so much.
I'm so gwad you guys didn't forget me!

Oh, and I'm sad to say, genius me didn't find a way to get to the compoooter while Mummy was away. But no fears, I shall keep twying.
A genius cat wike me won't give up so easiwy!

Meanwhile I'm going to go wook for Mummy and snuggle with her now.
byebye....

Today today today is the day!!!
Mummy is weaving me for 2 months!!!!
Wait...no...more than 2 months!
Mummy's coming back onwy on 4th Juwy and that sounds wike many many more days than any numbers I can count up to!

Here's me inspecting Mummy's bag.Mummy's "oldmoons".
I got to check if she wemembered to bwing mine smell awong.
Don't ask me what I was doing here.
I cannot wemember!
Arh....did Mummy zip her bag up well?

Thank you all mine fwiends who sent me so many wishes and advice on how to get thwough these 2 months.
Even after all mine genius pwanning, Mummy noticed me when I twied to sneak the bed into her bag, so I think mine hopes of stowing away in her bag are gone.
Now I shall just have to stay here and be a bwave kitty and hope that I can switch on the compooooter while the food-bean is not wooking.

I counted, and today is the 27th!
Which means Mummy is weaving tomowwow!!!!!

Mummy's huge bag, and of course I've got to inspect it for her.
How can I wet her go without all these safety checks by me?
Mummy's going to have to wook after herself for the next 2 months!
Oh dear....I'm so wowwied!Wooky! If it was not for me, Mummy would never have weawised this vishus wibbon in her huge baggy!
Now, wet's see...can I fit mineself in?
Here Mummy, wet the Man of the famiwy wift the bag for you!
Argh...argh...argh.....
Uhm...Mummy, can you wighten up your bag?
Honest guys, I don't know if I can still manage to bwog or check out all mine wonderful fwiends on the net. I do so hope the food-bean, who's going to give me mine fishy goodness, will switch on the compooooter for me once in a while.
But just in case I don't get to, don't forget me ya!

I'm going to twy mine best to switch on the compooooter when the food-bean's not wooking.

Because I'm a genius kitty, I've got to make sure I keep on wearning new things so that I'll keep on being a genius. Here's me just finished surfing the innernets and having wearnt these new things.
So I'm shawing them with you all, so you can all be as genius as me!So here goes.

• A litter of kittens is called a kindle, and a group of cats is called a clowder.
• A cat's IQ is only surpassed by that of monkeys and chimps in the world of animals.
• Cats are the only animals that purr. They can purr at around 26 cycles per second, which is the same frequency as an idling diesel engine.
• Purring doesn't necessarily mean a cat is happy. Sometimes cats will purr when they are scared or hurt.
• A cat's nose pad is as unique as a human fingerprint. No two nose prints are identical.
• Petting or stroking a cat has actually been proven to help in lowering one's blood pressure.
• One way a cat shows s/he trusts you is by rolling over on his/her back.
• A cat's hearing is much stronger and more sensitive than a dog's or a human's. Our hearing stops at 20 khz; a cat's at 65 khz.
• Cats have 32 muscles in each ear and can turn their ear very quickly to catch noise. Much faster than a very alert watchdog.
• A cat's sense of smell is about 14 times stronger than ours.
• Cats have five toes on their front paws and four on their back paws. If a cat is polydactyl, s/he has extra toes.
• Cats have over 100 vocals sounds, while dogs have only 10.
• Cats drink liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.
• Cats use their whiskers to determine if the space they are entering is big enough for them.
• To calm a frightened cat put your hand over his/her eyes and forehead or let him/her bury his/her head in your armpit.
• Only about 80% of cats have the gene that allows them to respond to the effects of catnip. The other 20% are not affected by it.
• Domestic cats are the only cats that can hold their tails vertically while they walk. Wild cats hold theirs horizontally or between their legs.
• The only "natural" breed of domestic cat in America is the Main Coon.
• Cats get an average of 16 hours of sleep per day.

Ok! Enough wearning for the day!
I'm going to take a nap now!


Also posted at the *NEW* Tuxedo Gang Hideout.

If Mummy is going to go off and weave me without any innernets to bwog or check out on mine fwiends' bwogs, this is what I'm going to do to her compoooter.
And twust me, I'm such a genius, I'm sure I can do a weal good job with her compoooter.

I'm weawwy gwateful for all you fuwwy good fwiends out there who agwee to wet me teweport over when I feel too wonewy. At weast that makes these 2 months more beawable. But...I weawwy have to twy and settle the innernets pwobwem!