I think the person who observed and noted all these down must be the gweatest physicist in the world and almost as genius as me.
It's always good to wearn something new evewyday, isn't it?


(taken fwom here)
LAWS OF CAT PHYSICS

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of “Matter” plus “Anti-Matter” plus “It Doesn't Matter”.

Because I'm a genius kitty, I've got to make sure I keep on wearning new things so that I'll keep on being a genius. Here's me just finished surfing the innernets and having wearnt these new things.
So I'm shawing them with you all, so you can all be as genius as me!So here goes.

• A litter of kittens is called a kindle, and a group of cats is called a clowder.
• A cat's IQ is only surpassed by that of monkeys and chimps in the world of animals.
• Cats are the only animals that purr. They can purr at around 26 cycles per second, which is the same frequency as an idling diesel engine.
• Purring doesn't necessarily mean a cat is happy. Sometimes cats will purr when they are scared or hurt.
• A cat's nose pad is as unique as a human fingerprint. No two nose prints are identical.
• Petting or stroking a cat has actually been proven to help in lowering one's blood pressure.
• One way a cat shows s/he trusts you is by rolling over on his/her back.
• A cat's hearing is much stronger and more sensitive than a dog's or a human's. Our hearing stops at 20 khz; a cat's at 65 khz.
• Cats have 32 muscles in each ear and can turn their ear very quickly to catch noise. Much faster than a very alert watchdog.
• A cat's sense of smell is about 14 times stronger than ours.
• Cats have five toes on their front paws and four on their back paws. If a cat is polydactyl, s/he has extra toes.
• Cats have over 100 vocals sounds, while dogs have only 10.
• Cats drink liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.
• Cats use their whiskers to determine if the space they are entering is big enough for them.
• To calm a frightened cat put your hand over his/her eyes and forehead or let him/her bury his/her head in your armpit.
• Only about 80% of cats have the gene that allows them to respond to the effects of catnip. The other 20% are not affected by it.
• Domestic cats are the only cats that can hold their tails vertically while they walk. Wild cats hold theirs horizontally or between their legs.
• The only "natural" breed of domestic cat in America is the Main Coon.
• Cats get an average of 16 hours of sleep per day.

Ok! Enough wearning for the day!
I'm going to take a nap now!


Also posted at the *NEW* Tuxedo Gang Hideout.

Did you guys know?

• when you're fuwwy and cute, and you sit nicewy on your mummy's wap, she's going to give you wots of kitty tweats.
• there's more than a dozen ways to wake mummy up.
• the fastest way so far is to stick mine nose up mummy's nostwil.
• one of the most intewesting ways is to wick mummy's feet. The soles of her feet. So funny to see mummy squirm. But onwy do it when you're sure your mummy's washed her feet.
  
• when you hold up one paw and wook beseechingwy at mummy and give a wittle pitiful meow, mummy will immediatewy be under your spell. After that, what you want, mummy will give you.
• when packages you've ordered onwine awwives, immediatewy go help mummy open them up and investigate. And act cute while doing it. So that mummy will forget to ask who it was who hacked into her cwedit card and ordered stuff.
• the best pwace to hack up a hairball is at the side of mummy's bed where she'll put her feet down when she's getting out of bed.
• and the best time to hack the hairball up is just before waking mummy up.

So there. I wearnt wots of things today.

== a genius cat always has to wearn new things so he can keep on being a genius ==