They AWWIVED!
Mimi's sorbet, and mine book and mummy's weaf cd.
HOH!

Here's me inspecting evewything to make sure it's all safe for mummy to open.Here's me sniffing evewything out.
More sniffing.
And did I mention before?
When your packages awwive, act cute snoopervising awound.
So that mummy will forget to ask who it was who hacked into her cwedit card account and went on a shopping spwee.
Here are mine stuff!
And Mimi!
Did you know your sorbet isn't a kind of ice cweam after all?
Damn.
I thought it's going to be a huge box of ice cweam and you would share them with me!

**pouts

mine fwiend...

Today's bwog entwy is dedicated to mine bestest fwiend, Mimi!
Although the name sounds otherwise, Mimi is definitewy a Big Man Cat!
Bwame it all on the Cow (Mimi's mummy) who had to give him such a name.
But well, names doesn't weawwy matter. What matters is that Mimi is mine bestest fwiend.
Anyway, I wove to have fun with Mimi, especiawwy when mummy and cow are not awound.
Although Mimi is a Big Man Cat, but I'm a genius cat and there are many things I had to teach Mimi.
Wike how to hack into his mummy's handphone and compoooter, how to go shopping with his mummy's cwedit card and how to call me on the phone and many many other things.
But although Mimi is a Big Man Cat, he's definitewy not a genius cat wike me, because until now, he still hasn't wearnt how to hack into his mummy's compoooter. Or his mummy's handphone. Or his mummy's cwedit card.
Which is why I had to help Mimi do his shopping with mine mummy's cwedit card!
An entire cowwection of Schubert's piano sonatas!
I hope Mimi wikes it.

Well, so there!
All about mine bestest fwiend, Mimi!
I weawwy hope Mimi gets to wead this post!

Did you guys know?

• when you're fuwwy and cute, and you sit nicewy on your mummy's wap, she's going to give you wots of kitty tweats.
• there's more than a dozen ways to wake mummy up.
• the fastest way so far is to stick mine nose up mummy's nostwil.
• one of the most intewesting ways is to wick mummy's feet. The soles of her feet. So funny to see mummy squirm. But onwy do it when you're sure your mummy's washed her feet.
  
• when you hold up one paw and wook beseechingwy at mummy and give a wittle pitiful meow, mummy will immediatewy be under your spell. After that, what you want, mummy will give you.
• when packages you've ordered onwine awwives, immediatewy go help mummy open them up and investigate. And act cute while doing it. So that mummy will forget to ask who it was who hacked into her cwedit card and ordered stuff.
• the best pwace to hack up a hairball is at the side of mummy's bed where she'll put her feet down when she's getting out of bed.
• and the best time to hack the hairball up is just before waking mummy up.

So there. I wearnt wots of things today.

== a genius cat always has to wearn new things so he can keep on being a genius ==

I did it!!!
I tooked a pictor of mummy wearing her oweo hoodie!
OWEO!!! Did you see it?
Isn't it wooking just too cool for words?
Heh....mummy's camewa phone isn't too difficult to hack into after all. I did it! And mummy didn't even know I was sneaking pictors of her!
See, she's not even sitting pwoperwy.

And for you kitties out there who don't know yet, mine mummy's a moo-zick-tion.
She pways this instwument called the erhu (mummy calls it her oldmoon) for a wiving and she teaches as well.
And the thing mummy is holding on to while I sneaked this pictor of her...yep, it's her oldmoon.
Honestwy, I weawwy don't wike the oldmoon.
It makes noises and I cannot eat it or even pway with it! It's no fun at all!
Shhh....don't tell mummy that!