Google, I do not wike you!

This is totawwy no fun at all!
Just when mine Mummy doesn't stop me fwom getting onto the innernets, Google has to do this to me!
I cannot see any of mine fwiend's bwogs at all!!!!!
Wet me warn you Google, you're weawwy getting on mine nerves and I'm going to give you the biteys if you cawwy on wike that!

I was snuggwing on mine Mummy's wap, while Mummy was checking out the innernets. And I peeped at what Mummy was wooking at. And I saw this!
I think it's meaningful isn't it?
Especiawwy for famiwies who have had kitties gone over the wainbow bwidge, I think it's speciawwy meaningful.

So I waited until mine Mummy's gone to bed and founded the wink and posted this up for evewyone out there!

I haven't gotted mine paws on mine Mummy's camewa yet because the food bean has been keeping a weawwy cwose watch on me. Darn.
But I waited and waited until the food bean caughted her nap and immediatewy came onto the innernets.

Wooky at what I founded!

How to make your own kitty cwack!

Omigosh! Since I'm such a genius, maybe I shall use this time while Mummy is not at home to twy and make some. If I succeed, I'll share them all with you guys out there ok!

Today today today is the day!!!
Mummy is weaving me for 2 months!!!!
Wait...no...more than 2 months!
Mummy's coming back onwy on 4th Juwy and that sounds wike many many more days than any numbers I can count up to!

Here's me inspecting Mummy's bag.Mummy's "oldmoons".
I got to check if she wemembered to bwing mine smell awong.
Don't ask me what I was doing here.
I cannot wemember!
Arh....did Mummy zip her bag up well?

Thank you all mine fwiends who sent me so many wishes and advice on how to get thwough these 2 months.
Even after all mine genius pwanning, Mummy noticed me when I twied to sneak the bed into her bag, so I think mine hopes of stowing away in her bag are gone.
Now I shall just have to stay here and be a bwave kitty and hope that I can switch on the compooooter while the food-bean is not wooking.

I counted, and today is the 27th!
Which means Mummy is weaving tomowwow!!!!!

Mummy's huge bag, and of course I've got to inspect it for her.
How can I wet her go without all these safety checks by me?
Mummy's going to have to wook after herself for the next 2 months!
Oh dear....I'm so wowwied!Wooky! If it was not for me, Mummy would never have weawised this vishus wibbon in her huge baggy!
Now, wet's see...can I fit mineself in?
Here Mummy, wet the Man of the famiwy wift the bag for you!
Argh...argh...argh.....
Uhm...Mummy, can you wighten up your bag?
Honest guys, I don't know if I can still manage to bwog or check out all mine wonderful fwiends on the net. I do so hope the food-bean, who's going to give me mine fishy goodness, will switch on the compooooter for me once in a while.
But just in case I don't get to, don't forget me ya!

I'm going to twy mine best to switch on the compooooter when the food-bean's not wooking.

Because I'm a genius kitty, I've got to make sure I keep on wearning new things so that I'll keep on being a genius. Here's me just finished surfing the innernets and having wearnt these new things.
So I'm shawing them with you all, so you can all be as genius as me!So here goes.

• A litter of kittens is called a kindle, and a group of cats is called a clowder.
• A cat's IQ is only surpassed by that of monkeys and chimps in the world of animals.
• Cats are the only animals that purr. They can purr at around 26 cycles per second, which is the same frequency as an idling diesel engine.
• Purring doesn't necessarily mean a cat is happy. Sometimes cats will purr when they are scared or hurt.
• A cat's nose pad is as unique as a human fingerprint. No two nose prints are identical.
• Petting or stroking a cat has actually been proven to help in lowering one's blood pressure.
• One way a cat shows s/he trusts you is by rolling over on his/her back.
• A cat's hearing is much stronger and more sensitive than a dog's or a human's. Our hearing stops at 20 khz; a cat's at 65 khz.
• Cats have 32 muscles in each ear and can turn their ear very quickly to catch noise. Much faster than a very alert watchdog.
• A cat's sense of smell is about 14 times stronger than ours.
• Cats have five toes on their front paws and four on their back paws. If a cat is polydactyl, s/he has extra toes.
• Cats have over 100 vocals sounds, while dogs have only 10.
• Cats drink liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.
• Cats use their whiskers to determine if the space they are entering is big enough for them.
• To calm a frightened cat put your hand over his/her eyes and forehead or let him/her bury his/her head in your armpit.
• Only about 80% of cats have the gene that allows them to respond to the effects of catnip. The other 20% are not affected by it.
• Domestic cats are the only cats that can hold their tails vertically while they walk. Wild cats hold theirs horizontally or between their legs.
• The only "natural" breed of domestic cat in America is the Main Coon.
• Cats get an average of 16 hours of sleep per day.

Ok! Enough wearning for the day!
I'm going to take a nap now!


Also posted at the *NEW* Tuxedo Gang Hideout.

If Mummy is going to go off and weave me without any innernets to bwog or check out on mine fwiends' bwogs, this is what I'm going to do to her compoooter.
And twust me, I'm such a genius, I'm sure I can do a weal good job with her compoooter.

I'm weawwy gwateful for all you fuwwy good fwiends out there who agwee to wet me teweport over when I feel too wonewy. At weast that makes these 2 months more beawable. But...I weawwy have to twy and settle the innernets pwobwem!