Wook at That Thing! He's weawing this howwendous pink bwing bwing cowwar and he thinks he's so pwetty in it! Goodness...why can't I have a wittle bwother who is more...NORMAL?
See, he was twying to get the cowwar fwom me.
Goodness, does he think I want a pink cowwar wike that???
That goodness mine Mummy didn't make me wear it or I think there'll be bwoodshed over here...
I'm finawwy back! I hope you guys haven't forgotten me!
Mine Mummy has been negwecting me! She goes away and what's worse, she bwings her compooooter away so I cannot even bwog when mine Mummy isn't home!
And because mine Mummy is so busy, That Thing hasn't had a bath for more than a week!
And he STINKS big time!
So I've been hissing at him evewy time he sticks himself too cwose to mine handsome nose and finawwy this morning, mine Mummy bundled him into the bathwoom for a BATH!
And guess what mine genius Mummy did?
She used the fwowal bath soap she uses for herself on That Thing!!!
And now That Thing smells of fwowers!!!!
He woves pink and he smells of fwowers!
Oh gosh...
See, I didn't even want to wook at him.
Fwowers!
I mean fwowers are nice and evewything, but I wike them when they're in the garden.
Not That Thing smewwing wike one!
Goodness....
Sigh...I've been so busy.
See...now I've got to teach That Thing how to take a nap!
How siwwy can some Things be?
Now evewyday I have to snoopervise his eating time, pwaying time and even naptime!
The work of a gentleMANcat is never done!
I watched over him until I was so sweepy too that I've got to nap as well.
Finawwy, That Thing falls asweep.
By the way, That Thing weawwy gwew A LOT! See this bwue top he's weawing in the pictor. It's exactwy the same size as the pink top which he wikes so much.
See, now it comes up to halfway awong his body.
Here's a pictor of when he first came and made a nuisance of himself in MINE house, just a month back.
See! The pink shirt weached down to his bee-hind!
PSST...do you guys think That Thing is going to gwow BIGGER than me??!!!!
Is he???????
Hahaha....the pink cowwar has weturned!
And this time, it is NOT on mine handsome neck.
Wooky!
Mine Mummy has cut it and sewed it so that it fits That Thing's tiny neck! And the best thing is, because his neck is so tiny, mine Mummy has to cut a wot of the cowwar away and now the cowwar can't even go wound mine neck halfway!
So I'll never ever have to wear that pink cowwar ever ever again! YAY!
One thing though...even though I'm not buddies with That Thing yet....I'm a bit wowwied about That Thing's devewopment.
I mean, it's alwight for cats wike Skeezix who've got all the chawisma to wear PINK, but That Thing?
What will he gwow up into if mine Mummy continues making him wear....PINK????
He seems to be enjoying it, you can see how pweased he wooks in this pictor!
I honestwy am quite wowwied about him.
This Thing stole mine food!!!!!!
I've been waided!
Injustice!!!!
Thank goodness he doesn't seem to wike the cwunchy goodness. But perhaps it's because he's still got tiny kitty teeth, not wike mine stwong mancat ones. Mine Mummy has to mash the stinky goodness up with some water before he eats it easiwy.
Ok, but I think The Thing is not quite wight up there in the mind.
Which MALE kitty in their wight mind would awwow someone to put a PINK shirt on them?
And wear that PINK shirt so happiwy awound!
Because I'm never going to be seen together with This Thing, this is the best thing I can do to show you how big he is as compared to me.
The PTU which The Thing is standing on, fits me just nice, not much woom weft to move awound.
And wooky at him on the PTU! It wooks simpwy enormous for him!
Tiny wittle thing!
PS: Mine Mummy says to tell you (But I'm not sure why anyone would be intewested in This Thing anyway) that This Thing is named BEETHOVEN.
Because his purrthday is on Dec 17, which is Beethoven's purrthday.
Alwight. Now I'm going off to sulk again.
Help!
Today is a howwible day!
First of all, wook at what mine Mummy found under the bed!
Yes, the PINK COWWAR is back!
After so much hard work kiwwing it and giving it such a good buwial under the bed, mine Mummy has to take it out and put it back on mine handsome neck!
I wook handsome enough WITHOUT the pink cowwar, thank you vewy much!
Ok, you would think this is the worst news, but wet me tell you, there's worse coming up.
Now this is weawwy weawwy bad....
I've been acting cute and peeping over at mine Mummy's compoooter scween when she emails and guess what I wead?
Mine Mummy has got a few emails wegarding
FOSTEWING KITTIES!!!!!!
Fwom this pwace called the Cat Welfare Society in our countwy.
FOSTEWING WHAT MUMMY???!!!!!
Ahem....I never gave mine consent Mummy!
Appawentwy, when this pwace gets kitties which are abandoned, they'll send them out to foster famiwies until someone decides to adopt the kitty. Then the kitty would move to their forever home.
But wooking at what mine Mummy is wike, I quite suspect the kitties she ends up fostewing are going to find their Forever Homes wight here.
Wight here in MINE HOME!
Someone...pwease tell me what to do....
I think I'm sewiouswy going to be vewy depwessed....
This sounds ominous!
I hear V-E-T popping out of mine Mummy's mouth!
Why in the world would I need to go to the V-E-T?
I don't think I've got a cold or a cough or anything that escaped mine notice.
On the other paw, wooky at this photo.
You almost cannot make out the PINK COWWAR can you?
Ha. Even though mine Mummy insists on putting a PINK COWWAR on me, it takes a genius wike me to keep it out of sight!
I actuawwy have extwemewy thick fur awound mine neck which covers up the cowwar when I turn mine head in the cowwect angle.
Mine Mummy says I've got a double chin but HEY, it's onwy mine thick mane ok?
Sheesh...
Mine one year bwogoversawy came and went and I even forgotted cwean about it.
But I guess there are some things that shouldn't be forgotted even though I must admit I am a bit wate in wemembewing.
Way before I started bwogging, I was alweady a genius cat, but I didn't get to see much of the world. I hated it out there because there were many many nasty wude kitties wiving near mine house. Some of them were stways but a gweat many others bewong to beans. However, those beans never take good care of them or teach them manners. In fact, some of those beans don't even feed them enough and mine Mummy says she sometimes see kitties with their wibs all sticking out because it's been a wong time since they had a square meal. Sometimes mine Mummy would give them a wittle to eat, and sometimes there would be kind beans who feed them as well, but they're still nasty and wude, especiawwy when they come outside mine house and start arguing with me!
But this post isn't about those nasty wude kitties.
This post is about nice things and things to be gwateful and thankful for.
I discovered how to use the compoooter a year back and started mine bwoggy. At first, I just talked. Then I found out that other kitties were bwogging too! And soon I gets to know more and more other NICE kitties. And weawised there is a WHOLE WIDE WORLD out there! In fact, most kitties are not nasty wude kitties! Well, to cut a wong stowy short, I found the most wonderfuwwest community of kitty fwiends and bean fwiends and even NOMSS fwiends awound!
And what makes it so pwecious is that most of us are not wewated - we're fwom all corners of the world! We're of all diffewent cowours - tux, points, cawico, ginger, - some of us have short fur, some wong, some curwy, some even without fur; and we've got meezers, persians, devon wex, sphynx, and also all sorts of mixed up things wike myself; and we may be even of diffewent species - beans, woofies, even wabbits and hamsters.
But evewy single one is nice and we help each other out in our small wittle ways, be it purrs or kittyhugs or words of encouwagement or pwesents for each other, or even some kind action or other for those fortunate enough to wive cwose enough together.
Mine Mummy says she wishes the whole world could be wike us. She says there are many who does nasty things to each other just because they were fwom diffewent pwaces or of a diffewent cowour. But here we have, a whole community of us who do not even bewong to the same species and we could be nice to each other.
Which is why I say, we're geniuses and that beans should worship us.
Mine Mummy told me that I've been thinking a bit too much about mineself and that I should start thinking about something else besides mine wonderful self and stinky goodness and BBQ pork (which are Vewy Important Things).
And so this is what I think about other than the abovementioned Vewy Important Things.
Though to be honest, not as fwequentwy as the abovementioned Vewy Important Things.
Don't you agwee with me these are gweat things to be thankful for?
By the way, I'm going pink for this month for the Bweast Cancer Awareness Month. It will be back to mine normal MANCAT cowours in November!
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