Chinese New Year and guys, help me talk to That Thing...

Happy Chinese New Year evewybody!
It's the Chinese New Year and there are wots and wots and wots of yummy noms!See what I gotted!And That Thing does not know how to appweciate this!
Which is just as well because I got to eat both mine, and his!
Yummy!

And speaking of That Thing, he's weawwy making mine fur gwey.
That wittle kitty whom he thinks is his girlfwiend, oh well, wet me tell you the entire stowy wight fwom the beginning.
Wemember when mine Mummy first bwought the kitten home, I was oh not so happy at all.
In fact I was ANGWY!
Because I could see wight away, she's not going to fit into our famiwy.
But That Thing, he's just pwain siwwy.
He thinks that kitten is his girlfwiend.
So I was vewy angwy.
So I HISSSSSSED at the kitten whenever I could see her, which was not often because she was behind a cwosed door. I hissed at the door too, but being a genius, I knew that hissing at a door doesn't help anything.
And That Thing, he's just so siwwy, so I hissed at him too.
And I whapped him on the nose so that he can understand he's being siwwy for thinking that kitten is his girlfwiend. But obviouswy, That Thing's just not cwever enough so I had to give him wike a squiwwion whaps.
Do you guys think I wike to whap him?
Why I would wather take a nap and dweam of stinky goodness! But I did it for That Thing's good!

Well, that is until yesterday night.
Mine Mummy opened the door of the woom and that wittle kitten wan out!
And when That Thing saw her, he twied to kiss her, thinking she's his girlfwiend!
And you know what he gotted?
Ha....a scwatch on his nose!
Still he didn't give up and went wooking for that kitten.
And she hissed at him!
And even attempted to scwatch him again!

Well, I would have wet them have fun if not for That Thing whining away and....wunning to hide behind me, all the while scweaming HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME! MY GIRLFRIEND IS KILLING ME!
So what could I do but give my humongous HISSSSSS at the wittle kitten so that she would weave That siwwy Thing awone!
She's weawwy a tewwor because she did not give up immediatewy after mine hiss. She was still twying to get at That Thing. So I had to stand in between her and That Thing and gware at her to pwevent her fwom kiwwing That siwwy Thing! And when she finawwy did see mine paw of death, well onwy then did she swink behind mine Mummy and obedientwy go back into the woom. Don't you think she's weawwy a wittle tewwor?

So what happened after this?
Goodness me....That Thing seems to think I'm his hewo now and keeps on fowwowing me!!!!
I go on the bed, he fowwows me on the bed. I go under the bed, he fowwows me under the bed. I go into the kitchen, he fowwows me into the kitchen. What's the worse? I go to have a poop, he squeezes into the witterbox with me!!! Goodness!!!
I mean, no matter what, I would have pwotected That Thing because he's after all mine famiwy and that kitten is NOT. But, I did it because he's mine famiwy. That's all. Can you guys make That Thing understand that I do not want him to think that I'm his hewo and I do not want him to fowwow me awound and well, just weave me awone!

Things to be Thankful for...

Mine one year bwogoversawy came and went and I even forgotted cwean about it.
But I guess there are some things that shouldn't be forgotted even though I must admit I am a bit wate in wemembewing.


Way before I started bwogging, I was alweady a genius cat, but I didn't get to see much of the world. I hated it out there because there were many many nasty wude kitties wiving near mine house. Some of them were stways but a gweat many others bewong to beans. However, those beans never take good care of them or teach them manners. In fact, some of those beans don't even feed them enough and mine Mummy says she sometimes see kitties with their wibs all sticking out because it's been a wong time since they had a square meal. Sometimes mine Mummy would give them a wittle to eat, and sometimes there would be kind beans who feed them as well, but they're still nasty and wude, especiawwy when they come outside mine house and start arguing with me!

But this post isn't about those nasty wude kitties.
This post is about nice things and things to be gwateful and thankful for.

I discovered how to use the compoooter a year back and started mine bwoggy. At first, I just talked. Then I found out that other kitties were bwogging too! And soon I gets to know more and more other NICE kitties. And weawised there is a WHOLE WIDE WORLD out there! In fact, most kitties are not nasty wude kitties! Well, to cut a wong stowy short, I found the most wonderfuwwest community of kitty fwiends and bean fwiends and even NOMSS fwiends awound!

And what makes it so pwecious is that most of us are not wewated - we're fwom all corners of the world! We're of all diffewent cowours - tux, points, cawico, ginger, - some of us have short fur, some wong, some curwy, some even without fur; and we've got meezers, persians, devon wex, sphynx, and also all sorts of mixed up things wike myself; and we may be even of diffewent species - beans, woofies, even wabbits and hamsters.
But evewy single one is nice and we help each other out in our small wittle ways, be it purrs or kittyhugs or words of encouwagement or pwesents for each other, or even some kind action or other for those fortunate enough to wive cwose enough together.

Mine Mummy says she wishes the whole world could be wike us. She says there are many who does nasty things to each other just because they were fwom diffewent pwaces or of a diffewent cowour. But here we have, a whole community of us who do not even bewong to the same species and we could be nice to each other.

Which is why I say, we're geniuses and that beans should worship us.

Mine Mummy told me that I've been thinking a bit too much about mineself and that I should start thinking about something else besides mine wonderful self and stinky goodness and BBQ pork (which are Vewy Important Things).
And so this is what I think about other than the abovementioned Vewy Important Things.
Though to be honest, not as fwequentwy as the abovementioned Vewy Important Things.

Don't you agwee with me these are gweat things to be thankful for?

By the way, I'm going pink for this month for the Bweast Cancer Awareness Month. It will be back to mine normal MANCAT cowours in November!

Wude cat

This is a vewy wude kitty.
Mine Mummy saw this kitty sitting in the park behind her studio in this pose.
For about half an hour in this pose!
So mine Mummy wan downstairs with her camewa and twied to take a pictor of him.
And do you know what he did?
He hissed at mine Mummy when she fwashed the cwicky box at him!
He hissed at mine Mummy!
He hissed at mine Mummy!

Now...I do not awwow any nasty kitties to hiss at mine Mummy!
That is weawwy wude!
What a pity I wasn't at mine Mummy's studio.
If I was there, I would definitewy sit on that nasty wude kitty and fwatten him!

He hissed at mine Mummy!