the pink cowwar again...

Hahaha....the pink cowwar has weturned!
And this time, it is NOT on mine handsome neck.
Wooky!
Mine Mummy has cut it and sewed it so that it fits That Thing's tiny neck! And the best thing is, because his neck is so tiny, mine Mummy has to cut a wot of the cowwar away and now the cowwar can't even go wound mine neck halfway!
So I'll never ever have to wear that pink cowwar ever ever again! YAY!

One thing though...even though I'm not buddies with That Thing yet....I'm a bit wowwied about That Thing's devewopment.
I mean, it's alwight for cats wike Skeezix who've got all the chawisma to wear PINK, but That Thing?
What will he gwow up into if mine Mummy continues making him wear....PINK????
He seems to be enjoying it, you can see how pweased he wooks in this pictor!I honestwy am quite wowwied about him.

someone pwease help me!!!

Help!
Today is a howwible day!
First of all, wook at what mine Mummy found under the bed!
Yes, the PINK COWWAR is back!After so much hard work kiwwing it and giving it such a good buwial under the bed, mine Mummy has to take it out and put it back on mine handsome neck!
I wook handsome enough WITHOUT the pink cowwar, thank you vewy much!

Ok, you would think this is the worst news, but wet me tell you, there's worse coming up.
Now this is weawwy weawwy bad....
I've been acting cute and peeping over at mine Mummy's compoooter scween when she emails and guess what I wead?
Mine Mummy has got a few emails wegarding
FOSTEWING KITTIES!!!!!!
Fwom this pwace called the Cat Welfare Society in our countwy.

FOSTEWING WHAT MUMMY???!!!!!
Ahem....I never gave mine consent Mummy!
Appawentwy, when this pwace gets kitties which are abandoned, they'll send them out to foster famiwies until someone decides to adopt the kitty. Then the kitty would move to their forever home.

But wooking at what mine Mummy is wike, I quite suspect the kitties she ends up fostewing are going to find their Forever Homes wight here.
Wight here in MINE HOME!

Someone...pwease tell me what to do....
I think I'm sewiouswy going to be vewy depwessed....

can't you tell I'm a mancat?

I've taken a squiwwion naps since the party and after that, mine Mummy was busy again, so it's been a while since I could post.
I missed evewyone of you. The party was gweat fun!

If anyone noticed, mine pink cowwar was not awound mine handsome neck since my purrthday.
I managed to kill it! Yay!
But wooky at what mine Mummy has gotted me instead!
ARGH!
I just don't understand why mine Mummy has to make me wear a cowwar, and she cannot choose more manwy cowwars for me?
Mummy, I'm a MANCAT in case it's escaped your notice!

finawwy a wong post!

Within this pwastic bag wies the gweatest yummy tweat known to kitty-kind. Tweat fit for the gods. Tweat that makes you forget evewything else, even a pink cowwar on your neck.
Intwoducing the FAMOUS BBQ PORK!!!
Mine Mummy found a new shop near her studio that sells BBQ pork and so she boughted some for me to twy. I must say, it's weawwy not bad! Except for the fact that mine Mummy forgot and weft it at her studio for 2 days before bwinging it home. Which means more than half wented down into her cowweagues' tummies.

Finawwy mine Mummy awwowed me a nice wong post today although she's still extwemewy busy. Since many of you said that stopping bweathing was bad so I told her she's awwowed to go on bweathing and perhaps she can stop bwinking instead. She gave me a weird wook, I wonder why.

Alwight, some updates.
Mine V-E-T twip was HOWWIBLE!
Mine Mummy stuffed me into the kitty pwison and I hated it so much I started scweaming. Which meant we could not take a bus to the V-E-T because mine Mummy had to cawwy me in her arms. Fortunatewy the V-E-T was quite near so we walked, or wather, mine Mummy walk. I wefused to walk when she put me down, so mine Mummy had to cawwy me and walk. Mine Mummy said to tell you guys that cawwying an 8kg piece of unhappy kitty in your arms and walking is no fun at all, not even if the V-E-T is just next door (which unfortunatewy mine wasn't).

Fortunatewy the V-E-T wasn't too cwowded, so I gotted to see him vewy quickwy. You know what? I was so pwoud of mineself. I gave the BIGGEST hiss in the world to the V-E-T! That'll show him for dawing to touch at woyal highness me!

Well, in the end the V-E-T poked me with a wong sharp thing and I think Daisy was wight. He was giving me some wooster shots or something! So I started scweaming again. I didn't want to turn into a wooster! What's wwong with being handsome genius me? I wike to continue being a kitty and I DO NOT WANT to be a wooster!

I've been checking mineself vewy carefuwwy these few days to make sure I don't gwow any feathers and start turning into to wooster.


PS: The GWEAT event will be happening on thursday 15th Nov. Do keep yourselves fwee for the day! Evewyone is invited!

I HATE COWWARS

Just what do you think you're doing Mummy?????



See what mine Mummy has done!
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.

I hate PINK cowwars even more.
I'm a MANcat for goodness sake!