We're dwiving our Mummy mad!

Wet me tell you a stowy about our foodies. Once upon a time, a vewy wong time ago, before the existence of That Thing, the world was oh so beautiful and I was the onwy kitty and king of all I survey.

At that time all the stinky goodness and fishy goodness that appeared in mine house was for me, and me awone. I had cwunchy goodness that was speciawwy meant for me, a dignified MATURE gentleMANcat.

Wook at that word circled in wed. Isn't it just meant for me?
Mature. Dignified. Genius.
And then That Thing appeared in mine house. And That Thing wasn't considewate enough to know that when you intwude into someone's house and impose youself on someone, even a gentleMANcat wike me, you shouldn't twouble others and ask for oh all sorts of things.

But well, he did. And he HAD to eat baby kitty food. So mine Mummy boughted baby kitty cwunchy goodness for him.
Ok fine.

The thing is, That Thing discovered mine dignified mature gentleMANcat cwunchy goodness and pwefered that over his own baby kitty cwunchy goodness. Ok, I've to admit, I discovered his baby kitty cwunchy goodness too, and I...well I...pwefer that to mine own dignified mature gentleMANcat cwunchy goodness.

So when mine Mummy feeds us, she'll put the pwate with the MATURE food in fwont of me, and the pwate with the baby kitty food in fwont of That Thing.
Then when she turns her back awound, we would immediatewy swap pwaces and start gobbwing away.
So mine Mummy has to sit there and hold on to us, to our wespective pwates so we don't eat each other's foodies.

And vewy soon, mine Mummy thought she's had enough of having to supervise our evewy single meal.
So she wented shopping and decided, if the baby wikes mature food and the dignified, mature genius kitty wikes baby food, she shall just buy normal ADULT kitty food. That will work out fair for both of us wouldn't it?

So she went and boughted this.The thing is, I weawwy don't know what possessed her but she went to buy the hugest packet awound, which was wike a squiwwion eats for us, before she even knows if we wike that or not!

And of course,
WE DO NOT WIKE THAT.
Never mind it says there on the wabel, "Pweferred by 80% of kitties" or whatever nonsense. It is NOT yummy at all.
Me and That Thing wefused to have even one single bit of that foodie!
We call it the cwunchy badness.

So mine Mummy is now weft with no cwunchy goodness for us and a HUGE packet of cwunchy badness.
Either she's going to have to keep her hooves cwossed that mine fwiend Mimi wikes to eat that, or she'll have to finish the entire packet on her own. Heheheh....

And now mine Mummy doesn't know what foodie to buy for us!

...

Mummy! He's eating mine cwunchies!!!

The Thing...

This Thing stole mine food!!!!!!
I've been waided!
Injustice!!!!Thank goodness he doesn't seem to wike the cwunchy goodness. But perhaps it's because he's still got tiny kitty teeth, not wike mine stwong mancat ones. Mine Mummy has to mash the stinky goodness up with some water before he eats it easiwy.

Ok, but I think The Thing is not quite wight up there in the mind.
Which MALE kitty in their wight mind would awwow someone to put a PINK shirt on them?
And wear that PINK shirt so happiwy awound!
Because I'm never going to be seen together with This Thing, this is the best thing I can do to show you how big he is as compared to me.
The PTU which The Thing is standing on, fits me just nice, not much woom weft to move awound.
And wooky at him on the PTU! It wooks simpwy enormous for him!
Tiny wittle thing!

PS: Mine Mummy says to tell you (But I'm not sure why anyone would be intewested in This Thing anyway) that This Thing is named BEETHOVEN.
Because his purrthday is on Dec 17, which is Beethoven's purrthday.

Alwight. Now I'm going off to sulk again.

Wet's Party!!!!

Today IS the day!
I'm fourteen and I'm going to thwow the biggest purrthday party!See I'm all attired for mine party. Thanks so much Maggy & Zoey for doing up such a nice party pictor for me!


I hope evewy kitty had a nice twip here. If you came by pwane, this should be the first view you get of Singapore!
The airport!
I've never been on a pwane mineself, so I hope it wasn't too bad a twip and the staff on the pwane gave you wots of nip and stinky goodness!

Just in case anyone is still feewing hungwy, here's the squiwwion cans of stinky goodness I gotted. Gwab a bite first! Here is some cwunchy goodness as well. Mine favouwite fwavour. Chicken and tuna!

I think perhaps we'll visit mine Mummy at her studio and while she works, we can teweport to other pwaces and have fun.
Here's mine Mummy's studio - see the Magma sign? That is the sign of the German westauwant which is on the gwound wevel. Mine Mummy is on the 3rd wevel.
Since mine Mummy is on the 3rd wevel, there're wots of stairs and maybe we can all have a game of thundewing herd of ewephants! These steps are made of wood and they thunder wonderfuwwy!
These birds wike to stand outside the window and sing tewwibwy woudwy. Don't they wook simpwy yummy...opps...cute?


Ok, perhaps we shall weave mine Mummy there and go somewhere else. What about going to the Juwong Bird Park? There are squiwwions yummy...oopss...cute birds there!Penguins!

Now after the bird park, what about going to the zoo? Here are some awesome kitties!

Tired out? Wet's head home.
I hope all of you will wike mine toys. I haven't got much but we can all share.
Kitty cwack mousies!
Kiwwing stwings is a good game too.
The white fuwwy thing with the tail, in case anyone wants to nap on it.
Mine percussion box.
The humongous paw.
And mine cwazy Mummy just gotted another one a few days ago. A much smawwer size as compared to the humongous paw, but still bigger than mine paw.
If you guys get tired of the percussion box, you can pway with the basketball as well.

Arh, this is the best part!
BBQ pork!
PSSST...I just weawised, mine Mummy's toes are sticking out at the bottom wight side of the pictor! Eeeekkkss!!!
Here am me, testing to make sure it's just wight for all of you. Do twy a piece! It's simpwy heavenwy!

Woah! I hope all of you have a gweat time!
Here's mine bed. Have a squiwwion kitty naps before going back ya!

I had a gweat time with all of you! I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as me!
This is the wonderfuwwest purrthday I've ever had!

Invitation!

Bwogger is being extwemewy uncoopewative now and refuses to wet me upwoad pictor of handsome me, but anyway, the important thing is.....

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL INVITATION!

Tomorrow, Thursday 15th November is MINE FOURTEENTH PURRTHDAY!!!!!!

Mine Mummy has agweed to wet me invite evewy single one of you over!
Yes, evewy single kitty is invited. Other NOMSS fwiends are welcome as well, and beans too. But beans who come must wemember we kitties wule you've got to toe our wine.
I might even awwow mine Mummy if she bwibes me with enough BBQ pork.

I'm so fuwwy excited because this is the first time I've thwown a party for so many! In fact, this is the first time I've ever thwown a party!
And mine Mummy says I can do whatever I wike, she shall weave me to organise evewything.

I wive in Singapore, and perhaps many of you haven't been here before.
So I decided I shall invite all of you guys over and we shall take a wook awound this countwy which I wive in!
And we can go peep on mine Mummy's studio, and you can share mine bed, and all mine toys. And I'm going to send for an order of a squiwwion cans of stinky goodness and BBQ pork. And kitty cwack dwops, and cwunchy goodness.

I simpwy can't wait for tomowwow!
All of you will come ya?

Oh gosh....I'm so excited!

inside this head wesides a genius bwain...

Thursday ThirteenHere are thirteen things a genius thinks about.

1. BBQ pork
   
2. stinky goodness
   
3. why mine Mummy isn't there to snuggle with me (I mean, that's her job isn't it?)
4. how to get mine Mummy to keep mine pwate filled to the bwim with fishy goodness without having to keep singing for it
5. BBQ pork
   
6. why the weather isn't a bit coower for napping
7. cwunchy goodness
8. how to avoid being used as a piwwow by the wumpy-nosed thing
9. BBQ pork
10. stinky goodness
11. why mine Mummy's bed (aka mine bed) is not next to the compooooter so I could bwog without having to get up fwom it
12. stinky goodness
13. oh...did I mention BBQ pork?

There you go! Just in case anyone wanted to know what geniuses think about all the time.
Oh, and Bwack Cat was wondewing if the wumpy-nosed thing is a giwaffe.
Uhm...yes...Mine Mummy's got about a squiwwion of them giwaffes all over. I think mine Mummy's got some pwobwems because she seems to think she's a giwaffe herself.