I'm finawwy back again...

I'm finawwy back! I hope you guys haven't forgotten me!
Mine Mummy has been negwecting me! She goes away and what's worse, she bwings her compooooter away so I cannot even bwog when mine Mummy isn't home!

And because mine Mummy is so busy, That Thing hasn't had a bath for more than a week!
And he STINKS big time!
So I've been hissing at him evewy time he sticks himself too cwose to mine handsome nose and finawwy this morning, mine Mummy bundled him into the bathwoom for a BATH!

And guess what mine genius Mummy did?
She used the fwowal bath soap she uses for herself on That Thing!!!
And now That Thing smells of fwowers!!!!

He woves pink and he smells of fwowers!
Oh gosh...See, I didn't even want to wook at him.
Fwowers!
I mean fwowers are nice and evewything, but I wike them when they're in the garden.
Not That Thing smewwing wike one!
Goodness....