Nevermind mine Mummy negwecting me.
Mine bestest fwiend Mimi did not forget me and he gotted me something!
Something which mine Mummy has negwected me so much that she's not gotted for a wong wong time.
Wooky!
BBQ PORK!!!!!!
A whole packet of BBQ pork just for me!
I'm so nice I wet That Thing smell the awesome smell fwom the BBQ pork and didn't chase him away!
I think I'm the bestest bwother awound aren't I?
What is this Mummy?
After all the hard work I did with magicking mine Mummy to stay here with me instead of going to China, she has to get herself so busy this past week that I think it made no diffewence whether she went to China or not!
As you can see, I've been so negwected I had to sit here for hours just to wait for mine stinky goodness!
And do you guys know what mine Mummy did?
She's alweady so busy she negwected us so, yet she still has the time to queue up somewhere for THWEE ENTIRE HOURS just to get something called an iPhone!
The iPhone has just awwived in Singapore and that siwwy thing mine Mummy is wanted to be the first ones to get it.
I mean, it's onwy an iPhone and I'm not even sure what it can do!
How can it be more important than me?
Or even That Thing!
I've always known mine Mummy to be quite siwwy, but I never knew the extent of her siwwiness! Gosh!
To spend time waiting for an iPhone instead of spending it giving us snuggles and chin wubs!
And to waste her marnies on iPhone instead of buying more BBQ pork!
What can I say....
Sigh....
I'm finawwy back! I hope you guys haven't forgotten me!
Mine Mummy has been negwecting me! She goes away and what's worse, she bwings her compooooter away so I cannot even bwog when mine Mummy isn't home!
And because mine Mummy is so busy, That Thing hasn't had a bath for more than a week!
And he STINKS big time!
So I've been hissing at him evewy time he sticks himself too cwose to mine handsome nose and finawwy this morning, mine Mummy bundled him into the bathwoom for a BATH!
And guess what mine genius Mummy did?
She used the fwowal bath soap she uses for herself on That Thing!!!
And now That Thing smells of fwowers!!!!
He woves pink and he smells of fwowers!
Oh gosh...
See, I didn't even want to wook at him.
Fwowers!
I mean fwowers are nice and evewything, but I wike them when they're in the garden.
Not That Thing smewwing wike one!
Goodness....
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