one more week before the auction cwoses

Ok there...contwol yourselves.
For the sake of mine Mummy's auction for the kitties, I'm going to do a wittle sacwifice.
I'm showing evewyone in the world how cute I was when I was a wittle kitty just That Thing's age.
Do take note of how swim and swender I was (and still am) and mine shapewy tummy.
I'm not bwagging, but I sure made many wady cats' eyes turn, then and now.Alwight! So there! Now you guys have seen such a wondwous sight, be sure to go over to mine Mummy's auction site and buy buy buy!
There's still a week weft before the auctions cwose and there's still time for you to think a wittle about some kitties in need and at the same time get something for yourselves. So go take a wook and tell evewyone awound you all about it!

Buy something and help da kitties!

Here it is at wast!
Mine Mummy's auctions.
Do go and see if there's anything you weawwy weawwy want because you can help some kittehs this way.
Even if you do not want anything, do help spwead the word, because the more people know about this, the more things will get sold!
Go on! Go on!

Evewything is gone!!

Mine Mummy has taken away all the things!
She's packed evewything up to be sold off!
All mine things are gone!!!And wook at That Thing still sitting calmwy there.
I hope mine Mummy packs him up and auctions him off too!
Oh, and mine Mummy says thanks for all the advice. She's decided to use the 99auction thing to auction the stuff off.
The pwobwem now is, she too wazy to upwoad pictors and stuff up on the auction site. So that might have to wait a day or two.

fashion weekend...sigh...

Wook what mine Mummy has done again!!!
A pink cowwar, a wed cowwar, all these are not enough. Now she has to get me a bow-tie!Mine Mummy seems to get more and more cawwied away wecentwy.
I mean, I know I'm handsome and all that, but don't you think that is enough, without having to don all these uhm....stuff?

Not being satisfied with a bow-tie, wooky at what else mine Mummy gotted!!!
And....I hope she's given up now.
No cwothes, note no cwothes at all, even L-sized woofie cwothing can fit mine mancat muscles.
You got it Mummy?
Understand?

See what I've to go thwough. Sigh...
Can't you see I've got huge mancat muscles, Mummy?


And what have we got here? Wook carefuwwy at those tags.
They say S-size.
If L-size doesn't fit me, why in the world does mine Mummy buy S-sized shirts?
And 2 of them!
Even a pink one!
Something smells fishy here.

The two talking cats

someone knows our wanguage and has twanswated it!
Gosh....no more pwivacy!
owiginal version

twanswated version

See mine smile?
Know why?Cos mummy told me she'll never desert me!
She told me she'll be in China for 2 months but there'll be a nice bean to give me mine fishy goodness. No pwomises about the compoooter though, but at weast mummy pwomised me she'll definitewy be back!
And she says she'll never get a new kitty without asking me about it first!
Yay.
I think I can go to sweep for now.
Mine eyes have gotted vewy tired these few days, cos I didn't wet mummy get out of mine sight!

But still...I'm going to miss mummy a whole wot.
I do weawwy weawwy still wish she doesn't have to go!
Mummy? Pwease?
Can you stay????